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Shape Shifter 08-22-2005 01:38 PM

Hi Guys.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I don't even know my fake internet friends anymore, and all I have to show for it is incredibly developed deltoids.
Spanky may or may not have hooked up with the Serbian.

eta: Can you put them in your mouth during blow jobs?

Pretty Little Flower 08-22-2005 01:39 PM

Hi Guys.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
He's not gay anymore. Where have you been?
Yeah, it's all Sebastian these days. He is in spin class right now, and he is totally not looking at the ample rack of the woman in the sports bra on the other side of the class. Gross! He is also thinking about how icky cheesesteaks are.

ABBAKiss 08-22-2005 01:42 PM

Hi Guys.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
eta: Can you put them in your mouth during blow jobs?
My fake internet friends or my deltoids? I think the answer is no for both though, since I do not give blow jobs to my fake internet friends and I can't think of why I would want to put my own deltoids in my mouth.

baltassoc 08-22-2005 01:44 PM

Hi Guys.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
My fake internet friends or my deltoids? I think the answer is no for both though, since I do not give blow jobs to my fake internet friends and I can't think of why I would want to put my own deltoids in my mouth.
I think you missed an Altoids-blow job discussion.

ABBAKiss 08-22-2005 01:46 PM

Hi Guys.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by baltassoc
I think you missed an Altoids-blow job discussion.
Okay, maybe I need to be like Wonk. I'll tell my assistant to hold my calls.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 08-22-2005 01:54 PM

Hi Guys.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Have I ever mentioned that I like your avatar? Because I do. A lot. Especially the box set notation. Hadn't really noticed that before, but a box set of those two bands would be funny.
I think the box set usually follows the TITS! set.

baltassoc 08-22-2005 02:01 PM

Hi Guys.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Okay, maybe I need to be like Wonk. I'll tell my assistant to hold my calls.
Eh. It wasn't that interesting a discussion if you aren't me.

Besides that, Sebby's gay on the internet and PLF isn't. A lot of people have new internet girlfriends/boyfriends. Hank and Fringey dislike each other. Str8 had a cute kid. There was a lot of stuff about nothing.

I think that pretty much catches you up.

dtb 08-22-2005 02:03 PM

Hi Guys.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Shouldn't you be at spin class?
He is at spin class. He's feeling the

total.


burn.


Please, Abba. Try to keep up.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 08-22-2005 02:09 PM

Hi Guys.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by dtb
He is at spin class. He's feeling the

total.


burn.


Please, Abba. Try to keep up.
He should know (by now) to make the spin class instructor use lube.

Hank Chinaski 08-22-2005 02:12 PM

Hi Guys.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Yeah, it's all Sebastian these days. He is in spin class right now, and he is totally not looking at the ample rack of the woman in the sports bra on the other side of the class. Gross! He is also thinking about how icky cheesesteaks are.
Wow, by making a simple declaration you can change here? Let me tri!

I now longer have typos in my posts!

opps. Flowere, psst, just saying you're not gay anymore may not be enough.

ltl/fb 08-22-2005 02:14 PM

Hi Guys.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by baltassoc
Eh. It wasn't that interesting a discussion if you aren't me.

Besides that, Sebby's gay on the internet and PLF isn't. A lot of people have new internet girlfriends/boyfriends. Hank and Fringey dislike each other. Str8 had a cute kid. There was a lot of stuff about nothing.

I think that pretty much catches you up.
Hank doesn't like me? I would do the confused/unhappy-ish face, but I don't use emoticons. Even though the use would be ironic in this case. Or sarcastic. Or something-ic.

baltassoc 08-22-2005 02:19 PM

Hi Guys.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Hank doesn't like me? I would do the confused/unhappy-ish face, but I don't use emoticons. Even though the use would be ironic in this case. Or sarcastic. Or something-ic.
Oh, hell, I don't know. You can never tell with Hank. Or maybe it was Penske. Or somebody else. I kind of blew through those posts because they were kind of boring. Sorry. No offense.

tmdiva 08-22-2005 02:20 PM

Hi Guys.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by baltassoc
Eh. It wasn't that interesting a discussion if you aren't me.

Besides that, Sebby's gay on the internet and PLF isn't. A lot of people have new internet girlfriends/boyfriends. Hank and Fringey dislike each other. Str8 had a cute kid. There was a lot of stuff about nothing.

I think that pretty much catches you up.
Well, I had a cute kid, too, but I only posted about it on the LWK board, which I don't think ABBA reads.

tm

bold_n_brazen 08-22-2005 02:20 PM

Hi Guys.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Have I ever mentioned that I like your avatar? Because I do. A lot. Especially the box set notation. Hadn't really noticed that before, but a box set of those two bands would be funny.
Edited to remove motherjumping huge picture and replace it with a link to midget Kiss.

Hank Chinaski 08-22-2005 02:23 PM

Hi Guys.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by baltassoc
Eh. It wasn't that interesting a discussion if you aren't me.

Besides that, Sebby's gay on the internet and PLF isn't. A lot of people have new internet girlfriends/boyfriends. Hank and Fringey dislike each other. Str8 had a cute kid. There was a lot of stuff about nothing.

I think that pretty much catches you up.
Last week Fringey and I finally got together on the Spanky board. We quickly made a quick snide comment at each other. than I did a longer fringey is fat post. She did a hank has typos and is a troll. Then we each did another slam at each other before calling it a night.

Next day I started off with a semi-compliment that really carried an insult. She did a wistful "if only I wasn't such an asshole usually" post. then we did mutual semi insults leading into a pure insult exchange. then we called it a night.

Fringey is such a generous person to have a flame war with. She remembers facts from long ago so you know she appreciates when I pull out an old chestnut. I can't wait until we run into each other again later this week.

Replaced_Texan 08-22-2005 02:24 PM

Hi Guys.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Edited to remove motherjumping huge picture and replace it with a link to midget Kiss.
A friend of mine is looking into booking them for his 40th Halloween birthday party.

Hank Chinaski 08-22-2005 02:24 PM

Hi Guys.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Hank doesn't like me? I would do the confused/unhappy-ish face, but I don't use emoticons. Even though the use would be ironic in this case. Or sarcastic. Or something-ic.
Or you could try using a fucking exercise machine, which might clear up the problem entirely.

baltassoc 08-22-2005 02:25 PM

Hi Guys.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Last week Fringey and I finally got together on the Spanky board. We quickly made a quick snide comment at each other. than I did a longer fringey is fat post. She did a hank has typos and is a troll. Then we each did another slam at each other before calling it a night.

Next day I started off with a semi-compliment that really carried an insult. She did a wistful "if only I wasn't such an asshole usually" post. then we did mutual semi insults leading into a pure insult exchange. then we called it a night.

Fringey is such a generous person to have a flame war with. She remembers facts from long ago so you know she appreciates when I pull out an old chestnut. I can't wait until we run into each other again later this week.
Like I said, it was kind of boring.

ltl/fb 08-22-2005 02:26 PM

Hi Guys.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Or you could try using a fucking exercise machine, which might clear up the problem entirely.
This makes no sense.

And why would I use a fucking machine when I have perfectly good human victims?

ltl/fb 08-22-2005 02:27 PM

Hi Guys.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by baltassoc
Like I said, it was kind of boring.
2.

baltassoc 08-22-2005 02:27 PM

Hi Guys.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
a fucking exercise machine,
Is this missing a hyphen? Can I get a ruling? DTB?

ETA: Damn, fringey.

bold_n_brazen 08-22-2005 02:28 PM

Hi Guys.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
This makes no sense.

And why would I use a fucking machine when I have perfectly good human victims?
Psst. Honey, it's Hank.

Alex_de_Large 08-22-2005 02:29 PM

Hi Guys.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Edited to remove motherjumping huge picture and replace it with a link to midget Kiss.
Midgets rule.

ltl/fb 08-22-2005 02:29 PM

Hi Guys.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Psst. Honey, it's Hank.
Oh.

Y'know, I really didn't recall all that interaction from last week. Weird.

Hank Chinaski 08-22-2005 02:51 PM

Hi Guys.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Oh.

Y'know, I really didn't recall all that interaction from last week. Weird.
when i post about donuts you always seem to understand.

ThurgreedMarshall 08-22-2005 02:55 PM

Hi Guys.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Not Bob
TM got all annoyed at their lovey-dovey cooing, so they have decided not to talk too much about it. But, if you go back to posts of about 2-3 weeks, you can read all about it.
A lot of good that did. It's been more annoying than ever and that was before Abba showed up.

TM

Replaced_Texan 08-22-2005 03:01 PM

Hi Guys.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
A lot of good that did. It's been more annoying than ever and that was before Abba showed up.

TM
Bitch any more about it, and you don't get any pictures of my big, beautiful breasts.

Penske_Account 08-22-2005 03:01 PM

Hi Guys.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Yeah, it's all Sebastian these days. He is in spin class right now, and he is totally not looking at the ample rack of the woman in the sports bra on the other side of the class. Gross! He is also thinking about how icky cheesesteaks are.
I'm thinking of doing spin classes (again). Will I turn into a gay?

ABBAKiss 08-22-2005 03:09 PM

Hi Guys.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
A lot of good that did. It's been more annoying than ever and that was before Abba showed up.

TM
You know you want me.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 08-22-2005 03:13 PM

Hi Guys.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
A lot of good that did. It's been more annoying than ever and that was before Abba showed up.

TM
If she talks about blowing guys in general, it's okay, but if she talks about blowing balt, it's annoying?

Gattigap 08-22-2005 03:17 PM

For you Iggles fans out there
 
(Hi, B'n'B!)

http://www.foryouto.com/pages/1/index.htm

Mister_Ruysbroeck 08-22-2005 03:21 PM

Poker Fans
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Why should the rest of the table get anything?
It's my understanding that this is a special jackpot outside what the people playing the hand actually win. I think the winner of the hand is still the winner of the hand, but the special jackpot kicks in and the money gets divided up however it gets divided up. I believe the other people who are at the table get a cut because the thought is they may or may not have contributed to the bad beat depending on how the hand played out.

I think that's right, but am not positive.

Penske_Account 08-22-2005 03:22 PM

Hi Guys.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
If she talks about blowing guys in general, it's okay, but if she talks about blowing balt, it's annoying?
Maybe TM is jealous.......maybe he wants to blow Balt. He certainly has the how-to guide to apply to the endeavour.

Mister_Ruysbroeck 08-22-2005 03:24 PM

Poker Fans
 
Quote:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I guess to make it worth their while to have the game stopped for 2 hours while the casino works out the payouts and gets forms signed. And because it is good for the casino to pay out as many people as possible if they're going to do the jackpot thing - more satisfied customers.
Or that.

baltassoc 08-22-2005 03:32 PM

Hi Guys.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Maybe TM is jealous.......maybe he wants to blow Balt. He certainly has the how-to guide to apply to the endeavour.
Speaking of which, I owe Thurgreed a thank you for the how-to guide. TM, I think you'll be gratified to know that your words of wisdom did not fall upon deaf ears, and at least RT listened and learned.

Well done.

bold_n_brazen 08-22-2005 03:33 PM

Hi Guys.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by baltassoc
Speaking of which, I owe Thurgreed a thank you for the how-to guide. TM, I think you'll be gratified to know that your words of wisdom did not fall upon deaf ears, and at least RT listened and learned.

Well done.
Okay, I love you. I love RT. I love that you are fucking and sucking each other. But I totally agree with TM. Ick. Stop it.

ThurgreedMarshall 08-22-2005 03:35 PM

Hi Guys.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
If she talks about blowing guys in general, it's okay, but if she talks about blowing balt, it's annoying?
Absolutely. Talking about fucking generally is fine. Sitting in a group of friends and listening to two of them talk about fucking each other is beyond annoying. Why should it be any different here?

And Balt seems to be trying to define himself as the guy who fucks RT, which may be fine for him, but makes him seem pathetic.

TM

Shape Shifter 08-22-2005 03:35 PM

Hi Guys.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Okay, I love you. I love RT. I love that you are fucking and sucking each other. But I totally agree with TM. Ick. Stop it.
Wow. RT had balt's penis in her mouth. I don't know that I'll ever be able to look at her now without giggling.

Hank Chinaski 08-22-2005 03:35 PM

Hi Guys.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by baltassoc
Speaking of which, I owe Thurgreed a thank you for the how-to guide. TM, I think you'll be gratified to know that your words of wisdom did not fall upon deaf ears, and at least RT listened and learned.

Well done.
Now this was your only worthwhile post in this whole exchange. You are creatively fucking with Thurgreed so there was at least something novel and more than a blow by blow report (NPI)

bold_n_brazen 08-22-2005 03:38 PM

Hi Guys.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Wow. RT had balt's penis in her mouth. I don't know that I'll ever be able to look at her now without giggling.
See TM, supra.


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