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Tappage. Hmm. Until today I always wondered why many men have a habit of tapping the toothbrush against the sink when done brushing their teeth and rinsing the brush. I've never done this (a bit unsanitary, I think) and have never seen a woman do it.

Now I see it. It's like a muscle memory thing.

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Didn't he say to wait for Friday? Maybe he knew about the rain.

I want to go back to bed and listen to the rain on my windows and have someone bring me hot chocolate. The bayou closest to me is about to crest over the sidewalk.

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I don't know what this means but it sounds sort of sexy.

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In a mud, industrial dumping, and possibly raw sewage seeping into your shoes, house, and car kind of way, perhaps.

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So long as the sidewalk doesn't wash away, you're in good shape.

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This is so hot.

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And horseshit. The trail riders are here for the Rodeo parade on Saturday. I think I'm going to stay away from Memorial Park for a few weeks given the mixture of mud and horseshit that's developing there as I type.

On the upside, that means the barbeque cookoff is this weekend.

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Doesn't she want the sidewalk to wash away so construction dude can hit on her again? Or did that whole thing not turn out so hot?

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Is anyone good playing this year? I don't think I've seen a complete lineup, but I've been underwhelmed by the acts that I've heard are playing. Also, have they done anything about the acoustics in Reliant Stadium? I'll still go to Rodeo at least once this year just for the phenomenal people-watching and maybe to buy another cow skull, but it would be nice if I could catch some entertainment as well.

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Um, where's our draft Letter to Penthouse for review? I need that on my desk NOW.

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Dunno. Here in LA we're missing some sidewalks, roads, homes, and hillsides from our recent rains, so I just thought I'd pass along the safety tip.

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It's quite possibly the most uninteresting rodeo lineup I've ever seen. The only one I have a remote interest in seeing is Alicia Keys, and I'm going to be out of town for that one. I might try for the Go Tejano day, but I have a committment that night. Clint Black I could go see.

I saw John Mayer there last year, and the sound was terrible. I prefer the livestock show anyways. I'm seriously considering buying a ram this year.

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Meh. Nobody I'd really care to see. A ram? Maybe Coltrane can help you. I hear he's good at pulling wool

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Unsanitary? It's to reduce standing water, which provides a delightful medium for bateria to breed/reproduce. The quicker the brush dries, the less likely it is to become icky.

BTW, since college, how often have you seen women brushing their teeth? BTW, if the answer is "a lot" my response is "that is so hot."

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Dear Penthouse:

I totally expected that this would happen to me. Fuck, I planned it this way.

Though I am a bi, I am WAY attracted to tall, dark and handsome men. One came over to my place last night.

As soon as he walked in the door we could feel the tension, but we held off on even a kiss. I didn't want him to think I was easy, after all, and this was our second date (depending on how you count it.)

Before I knew it, though, his hands were down my pants as I sat at the piano, playing him a concert. Intrigued, I stood up to let him explore, and put my hand down his pants as we each checked whether the other was "commando." He was, I was not, so he demanded an explanation. "ABBA!" he said. "Are you wearing.....panties?" (This was a surprise since in his experience I was sans panties, a fact he instantly liked about me).

I assured him that yes, in fact, I was. Was he displeased?

Within moments he had picked me up, carried me to my bedroom, thrown me on the king sized bed and removed my jeans. "Very nice," he said, caressing the fancy place of the panties, you know, the part between the thighs. "What do you have on top?" he continued, as he paused the caressing to undo my matching bra.

"Great TITS!!!!, ABBA!" he exclaimed, hungrily licking first one hard nipple, and then the other. He then worked his way down my torso, stopping to nibble a bit longer in places where my response let him know it was good.

Eventually, he was back to the offending panties, which he delicately worked around, making me practically beg for what was to come. The inevitable happened a few minutes later; panties pushed to the side and warm, wet kisses where I wanted them.

This continued with both of us clearly enjoying ourselves, bucking and moaning. "I want you in me," I whispered.

Have you ever been entered slowly and tauntingly, wondering whether you could take it all in? It's a great feeling. He knew just when to move and just when to pause for best effect. When I finally felt all of him inside me I felt so amazing I couldn't help but bite my lip and start rocking.

Crap -- I've got a meeting. I'll write more later.

Sincerely,
ABBAKiss