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robustpuppy 05-12-2005 03:29 PM
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Here, put this in your mouth.
Believe me, my hairy little friend, and I do mean little, you don't want to create any aversions at this stage. They say some taste and smell aversions don't go away after the monkey-spawn is born.

TexLex 05-12-2005 03:30 PM
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Are you expecting again? Congrats, TL. No that wasnt it. Way too much not-hot imagery so near the lunch hour.
Yes. Shortly. And, ew. That made even me not want to subject anyone to having sex with me! Thanks.

Flinty_McFlint 05-12-2005 03:31 PM
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Believe me, my hairy little friend, and I do mean little, you don't want to create any aversions at this stage. They say some taste and smell aversions don't go away after the monkey-spawn is born.
You don't like altoids? Okay.

robustpuppy 05-12-2005 03:33 PM
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You don't like altoids? Okay.
You are very little, but curiously strong.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 05-12-2005 03:37 PM
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She's not a swallower?
This makes road head very messy.

Flinty_McFlint 05-12-2005 03:37 PM
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You are very little, but curiously strong.
Thanks. So anal sex is out then?

Hank Chinaski 05-12-2005 03:41 PM
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Thanks. So anal sex is out then?
Quick question-

Say if Sebastian were a girl:
  • Once he gave up the anal, would that mean he wouldn't do the oral anymore?

greatwhitenorthchick 05-12-2005 03:46 PM
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Thanks. So anal sex is out then?
I read somewhere that girls have to be down with anal or they'll end up alone.

Flinty_McFlint 05-12-2005 03:47 PM
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I read somewhere that girls have to be down with anal or they'll end up alone.
Looks like I'm giving out magazine subscriptions for gifts this year. What's your address again?

Brad Pitt 05-12-2005 03:51 PM
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We were on a BREAK!
I tried this line too recently. You didn't think it was as funny.

taxwonk 05-12-2005 03:55 PM
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Are you expecting again? Congrats, TL. No that wasnt it. I had the unfortunate experience of watching a recent The L Word episode where a very pregnant Tina hooks up with some lady. The lady is a real moaner (I hate their sex scenes) and she is grabbing Tina's swollen breast glands and drooling over her stomach making those horrid noises. Talking about how much she loves the pregnant ladies. Now if that wasnt bad enough, replace the moaning lady with Wonk and you have something more nauseating that moist cat food.
Hey, why you bringing the hate all of a sudden? It's not like I got you pregnant and then dumped you for being too fat.

paigowprincess 05-12-2005 03:57 PM
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I read somewhere that girls have to be down with anal or they'll end up alone.
Yet you cant trap a man with your ass, so you are pretty much alone either way.

paigowprincess 05-12-2005 03:58 PM
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Hey, why you bringing the hate all of a sudden? It's not like I got you pregnant and then dumped you for being too fat.
That post had nothing to do with hate. its a gross image, dude. I am pretty sure I am mostly correct when I say that mainly everyone here would agree.

greatwhitenorthchick 05-12-2005 04:08 PM
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Yet you cant trap a man with your ass, so you are pretty much alone either way.
It's a foul truth.

taxwonk 05-12-2005 04:19 PM
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That post had nothing to do with hate. its a gross image, dude. I am pretty sure I am mostly correct when I say that mainly everyone here would agree.
Oh, well okay then. That's entirely different.


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