Baby Got Back.
 

I'm guessing that was his intent.

Just for RT
 

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http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20050706...m_050706131222

obviously sfw.

And is it just me, or is this completely backwards?:

"The Jedi knight's light saber, owned by "Star Wars" producer Gary Kurtz, is estimated to sell for between 60,000 and 80,000 dollars.

The light saber used by the evil Darth Vader character in "The Empire Strikes Back" is estimated to go for 40,000 to 60,000 dollars."

TM

Baby Got Back.
 

I had to look it up. Good word. I plan to use it in the future.

Main Entry: cal·li·pyg·ian
Pronunciation: "ka-l&-'pi-j(E-)&n
Variant(s): or cal·li·py·gous /-'pI-g&s/
Function: adjective
Etymology: Greek kallipygos, from kalli- + pygE buttocks
: having shapely buttocks

http://www.merriam-webster.com/cgi-b...gian&x=23&y=15

Update
 

I admire your bravery.

I thought it was a joke even after hearing the first 18 minutes on the radio (in parts, of course). He is out of his fucking mind.

And the only decent song he ever had was the one where said "Fiesta, Fiesta" over and over again.

TM

Baby Got Back.
 

Spanking is the new toe-sucking.

(which I guess your IT people have now figured out)

The Importance of Being Earnest.
 

If I had a nickle for everytime I heard that . . . *

*probably should STP, but fuck it.

Update
 

The video was moving, but then again I was drunk.

Baby Got Back.
 

Here's an odd website that came up when I searched. It's written "like" a scholarly article, except that it analyzes steeelworkers' preferences for body parts. The conclusion: "What's important is to give to those women perceived to be ghastly in appearance the same opportunities to experience the fulfillment and joy of child-bearing as afforded to acceptable looking women." Indeed.
http://www.niia.net/~alsman/fetching.html

Update
 

In case anyone was wondering, R. Kelly does not pee on anyone in this video.

Also, I learned that if I am caught cheating on my SO or if I suspect my SO of cheating that looking in the shower is a waste of time. Also, don't use rubbers if you are going to cheat -- this will be used as evidence against you.

The Importance of Being Earnest.
 

Obviously, you need to lighten up. Heh.

Just for RT
 

My brother and I were talking about this when we were leaving Episode 3 (need I say it wasn't our first viewing?) yesterday. We were really jealous of the guy who bought one of the five remaining X-Wings.

We also saw WotW yesterday. The best part (aside from the heebee jeebies) was the hour long discussion we had while we were waiting for Star Wars to start on our Apocoplyptic escape plan. I think we've worked out which stores to loot, which roads to take, and which modes of transportation to use. In one scenario we had to write off my sister's lab due to "attention span of a gnat," but we think we've got a chance of surviving when the aliens show up.

Baby Got Back.
 

David: Do you know the reason why men are attacked to cleavage? It's because it reminds us of a woman's buttocks. Because I suppose presumably when we were cavemen we used to do you from behind, so we like the--. And then we evolved and probably turned you over when language came in to either chat, or just to look at the breasts that reminded us of the buttock in the first place.

Baby Got Back.
 

Maybe. Anyway, I'm just envious of his ability to compliment gwnc's ass in such an edumacated manner.

Oh, did you get a lecherous PM yet? I may be the odds-on yet incorrect favorite, but the smart money is that [name of poster omitted because I am too nice to insult people] sent one at 9:57 am EST.

Vegas is also waiting for the pense sock accusation and the fu comment. Str8? Evan is gonna need some new shoes. And Yale ain't cheap, even for legacies.

Just for RT
 

I will admit that the avenue of escape angle got me thinking. Mainly thinking that everyone in the Inner Loop is fucked. I've been stuck in traffic for an hour on San Felipe only a half mile from my apartment because of a hard rain. Hopefully I will be visiting my parents when the aliens come. I don't think the aliens could find it.

Baby Got Back.
 

Didja read that article? Or did you write it? Here's a quote: "In his book The Naked Ape, Morris speculates that, as humans evolved from the other primates and began to walk upright, the human female breasts became fleshy and round. This was not due to a biological need to feed children. Females of other primate species are flat chested and have no problems feeding their offspring or attracting mates. But these other primates, as our ancestors most certainly did, use buttock presentation to indicate when they are ready to breed. Since the human female is almost always in a sexually capable condition, the breasts would seem to have become an ever-present sexual display and a form of "self mimicry" as they are intended to frontally duplicate the female's own round fleshy buttocks, a trait also not found in other primates and one to which the human male had already become conditioned."