I am just a poor boy though my story's seldom told
 

I read a great story in a dog book a few years ago by a newfoundland owner who was visited by a friend with a chihuahua, which ran back and forth and yapped and kept trying to get the newfoundland to play. Eventually the newfoundland picked the chihuahua up by the scruff of the neck, and deposited it in the bathtub, from which it could not get out.

Notwithstanding, I'm not seeing you as a newfoundland.

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 

The irony is delicious, no?

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 

It's fucking confusing as hell. I would think she is being tongue in cheek or something, but the tone isn't right.

An act of kindness from the paigow
 

Bc I know sunny is probably flipping around like a dying fish on a powerboat trying to figure out what profound act of stupidity she just committed, I will repost tihs and give her a chance to post hoc it.

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky Post #2037

but I just noticed Paigs put some quote from me in her sig line...do you think she has a crush on me? This is kinda Fatal Attraction-like...or maybe more like Desparately Seeking Susan....


__________________
For many reasons, not the least of which, was the public admin post, I am bidding you all faretheewell. I am contemplating my continued future cyberpresence and may start a blog and sell tee shrirts or some shit. if you are interested, please contact me. I will pop in a little more to check PMs, and then I am joinging my main man Penske in that sock drawer in the sky.

and if you are on Yahoo IM and we dont already talk, let me know that too.

Namaste

I am just a poor boy though my story's seldom told
 

Godammit. I thought I invented that analogy. Had no idea it was a book.

An act of kindness from the paigow
 

Um, no that's not it. It's the copying me by posting a quote from me, because I have a quote from you in my sig line. Even though mine is there as a reminder to you that you officially quit the board, whereas I merely logged out for the night to go bill. YOu post like a wack everyday, whereas I actually go and do work for weeks at a time before having a wack posting day...But That was apparent, no? When in the heck do you actually do client work? Is it during the hours when the rest of us are going out and you have no plans?

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 

No, ltl, she actually is that stupid.

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 

So it wasn't fellatio that kept her out of a decent law school?

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 

who the fuck said I didn't go to a decent law school?

I am just a poor boy though my story's seldom told
 

2. Newfies of my acquaintence are big and bouncy (when they're not sleeping) and sweet. And they drool a lot. Not the mental image I have of paigow.

I am just a poor boy though my story's seldom told
 

Only Newfie I know is handicapped and in a wheel chair and bumps into things all the time. He's kinda loveable in that vulnerable kinda way. Though he drools too much for my taste.

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 

You did, dumbass. "agreed, but her law school was better than mine...I was too busy sucking dick to study."

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 

I think she actually hda to take the dick out of her mouth to get into that school.

A mind is a terrible thing to waste
 

What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 

Um, that's not the same thing, you idiot.

I am just a poor boy though my story's seldom told
 

What do you picture me as then?

Perhaps one of these? Doesn't bark, just yodels, and appears to always be wearing a turtleneck?



[IMG] http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=ba...=1116616015/*-[/url][/IMG][IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=basenji/v=2/SID=w/l=IVI/SIG=12cfk2dj5/EXP=1116616214/*-http%3A//lvpets.com/feature/images/pets/3-13-04basenji.jpg[/IMG]

I am just a poor boy though my story's seldom told
 

I see you as a pot-bellied pig.

I am just a poor boy though my story's seldom told
 

They aren't tiddy.

stop mocking Canadians
 

eom

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 

I stand by all the misstatements I've made.

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 

You shoudl make that your new sig line. Its a sunny classic.

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 

I think I have where she went narrowed down to a couple, and yours is admittedly not that good.

Perhaps my standards are higher than yours.

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 

Ah, my ltl torte, it's posts like these that make me long for those languid nights in the stacks of the law library. You know that you had me at "I said to more to the left, dammit!"

Sigh. Good times, good times. We'll always have Brownsville.

stop mocking Canadians
 

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 

WHo the fuck said I didn't go to a decent law school?!?

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 

PM me and I'll tell you where she went. Toodles.

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 

PM me and I'll tell you how she met lunchbox.

poodles.

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 

On an unrelated note, do any of you remember that movie Soul Man where some washed up actor like C. Thomas Howell painted himself black and applied to schools to get a scholarship or something like that, that he wouldn't have received where he applying as a white male? Good times. I can't believe that was made during my lifetime and Song of the South has been pretty much banned. Good times. Good times.

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 

Paigow has previously made clear where she went to law school. So it is the same thing.

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 

Hey, dipshit, that would violate lawtalkers' no outing policy. Then you'll have plenty of time not to post here. Gold star, lots of billing, etc.

The sweet smell of suckcess
 

If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 

No, that's not it. Though you're definitely closer to a poodle than one of those Canadian dogs.

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 

And you think I was actually going to tell because I've made good on all my hand job promises??????

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 

You did, but hers isn't as good. Now, if you had gone to a GREAT law school, she could have gone to one not as good that could still be decent.

Sheesh. FWIW, I'm in the ranks of "decent" not "great."

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 

Correct. And I am not out with fringey. Probably the only one I am not out with.

And I have not made my law skool public knowledge here.

But its Yale if you were wondering.

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 

don't we all already know where both of them went? I'm more curious about the current state of tiddiness.

The sweet smell of suckcess
 

Dont be such a sunny.

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 

I'm in the ranks of really bored with this pissing match.

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 

yes...please.

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 

Jesus, freaking EVERYONE went to Yale. I thought they didn't have big classes?

If that were the case, her school could still be decent. Note the use of the subjunctive.