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Pretty Little Flower 07-11-2005 04:41 PM
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Not if you stick to anal.
I take back what I said about the chick. Drinks at the Local, babe? I'm buying.

ABBAKiss 07-11-2005 04:41 PM
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Especially the chick that posts here. She's a moon tripper.
Are you talking about Fugee? Is she also into shrooms?

sebastian_dangerfield 07-11-2005 04:42 PM
Baby Got Back.
 
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
TITty-Fuck?
Does a woman get anything from the titty-fuck? I've done that a few times and found it utterly absurd. I enjoyed it, but it seemed the ultimate selfish pleasure.

"OK, now, I'm going to rub your cleavage and then come on your neck and face."

If I were a chick, I just wouldn't be into it. What are you getting?

ABBAKiss 07-11-2005 04:43 PM
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I take back what I said about the chick. Drinks at the Local, babe? I'm buying.
You so want to make out with me. Wear the velvet pants so I can feel your calligraphy.

Replaced_Texan 07-11-2005 04:43 PM
Baby Got Back.
 
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Originally posted by nononono
Didja read that article? Or did you write it? Here's a quote: "In his book The Naked Ape, Morris speculates that, as humans evolved from the other primates and began to walk upright, the human female breasts became fleshy and round. This was not due to a biological need to feed children. Females of other primate species are flat chested and have no problems feeding their offspring or attracting mates. But these other primates, as our ancestors most certainly did, use buttock presentation to indicate when they are ready to breed. Since the human female is almost always in a sexually capable condition, the breasts would seem to have become an ever-present sexual display and a form of "self mimicry" as they are intended to frontally duplicate the female's own round fleshy buttocks, a trait also not found in other primates and one to which the human male had already become conditioned."
I think you just outted Atticus.

futbol fan 07-11-2005 04:43 PM
Just for RT
 
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Oh, you beeg beeg man. What, the rest of us aren't good enough to exterminate? Elitist fuck.
They always do New York first, and I don't make the rules -- the aliens do. If they want to start in Cleveland that's fine with me, but who are we trying to kid here?

This reminds me that I need a bottle of good hootch for my office so I can drink to the end of civilization when them saucers commence to hoverin'.

bilmore 07-11-2005 04:43 PM
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Not if you stick to anal.
That is another really bad idea.

ThurgreedMarshall 07-11-2005 04:44 PM
Just for RT
 
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I will admit that the avenue of escape angle got me thinking. Mainly thinking that everyone in the Inner Loop is fucked. I've been stuck in traffic for an hour on San Felipe only a half mile from my apartment because of a hard rain. Hopefully I will be visiting my parents when the aliens come. I don't think the aliens could find it.
Well, you both have a spot to rest for all eternity, at least, if they do.

TM

bilmore 07-11-2005 04:45 PM
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Oh, you beeg beeg man. What, the rest of us aren't good enough to exterminate? Elitist fuck.
He's not implying that Manhattan would go first because of importance. They would simply blend in easier there.

Hank Chinaski 07-11-2005 04:45 PM
Just for RT
 
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Originally posted by ironweed
Unless the aliens are on foot, unarmed and fairly slow. Then I think I could lose them.
Guess I'm fucked. No inteligent life comes to Detroit unarmed.

ThurgreedMarshall 07-11-2005 04:47 PM
actual fashion post!
 
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
David: Funny enough, the reason why women wear necklaces is to draw attention to the breasts.
Seen today at the gym: A woman wearing a pearl necklace and earrings while working out. I think this would have made BRC's head explode.

TM

Alex_de_Large 07-11-2005 04:47 PM
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Not if you stick to anal.
Because bareback assfucking has no risks?

greatwhitenorthchick 07-11-2005 04:48 PM
Baby Got Back.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
If I were a chick, I just wouldn't be into it. What are you getting?
Do you ever go down on your wife? Or does she not dig the oral either?

greatwhitenorthchick 07-11-2005 04:49 PM
actual fashion post!
 
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Seen today at the gym: A woman wearing a pearl necklace and earrings while working out. I think this would have made dtb's head explode.

TM
You'd think she could have cleaned herself up first.

ThurgreedMarshall 07-11-2005 04:49 PM
Just for RT
 
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Originally posted by ironweed
Working in midtown Manhattan means I don't even have to waste time imagining an "escape" scenario. I expect to have a very good view of the saucers and then -- fwooosh! Unless the aliens are on foot, unarmed and fairly slow. Then I think I could lose them.
Why? You think they smoke filterless Canadian cigarettes too?

TM


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