Dude, I'm the brightest star in the sky
 

My law school is better than yours.

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 

I meant ncs. She has intelligence, skill and prettiness.

Yale is so proud
 

One word sums up probably [your] responsibility, and that one word is, "to be prepared."

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 

Were you recently on a tour pf Latin America, and regret that you didn't study Latin harder in school so you could converse with those people?

Dude, I'm the brightest star in the sky
 

That's only because I spent so much time having my dick sucked.

This looks like a Furry or Fuzzy or whatever they are called
 

I've never believed in abortion, but you just changed my mind.

eta: stp

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 

Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est!

Hey Eagles Fans
 

You've all been very silent lately. Because I am a petty motherfucker, I'd like to remind you that I tried to warn you that T.O. would implode sometime, and many of you said, no, no it's different this time, blah blah blah. It's only been a year.

Discuss. Or talk about law schools and catfight somemore.

A mind is a terrible thing to waste
 

I just realized I have become a version of Less. This is not good.

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 

Hablan un poco Espanol en Brasil.

This looks like a Furry or Fuzzy or whatever they are called
 

That might have had a ghost of a chance of being funny if there had been a big enough time lapse to trigger the edit tag. You know, as if you had really scrolled before "editing."

tm

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 

We have the best-educated American people in the world.

Hey Eagles Fans
 

Don Henley must die. Don't let him get back together with Glenn Fry. I do find Joe Walsh mildly amusing, though. The James Gang kinda rawked.

Hey Eagles Fans
 

Don't ever change. Promise me.

Hey Eagles Fans
 

"If you ain't got Mojo Nixon, your store could use some fixin'."

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 

I have some catching up to do.

eta: [channelling Less] So I'm going to reply to each one of your posts

plf irony
 

wrong, your response is evidence that the intended humor was acheived. thanks.

Hey Eagles Fans
 

I can't believe you missed this.
New monkey species
found in Tanzania

The highland mangabey is the first new species of monkey identified in 20 years.

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Co...pic.vlarge.jpg

Hey Eagles Fans
 

Flinty, I told you that you could tell who the baby looked like from the ultrasound picture. (I was a blonde baby, too.)

plf irony
 

If Sunny and Paigow weren't blowing you in that great avatar, I'd say "post hoc".

Who is better?

Star Wars review
 

I have not seen it yet, but have noticed that the reviewers are having fun with it. In the midst of what was otherwise a generally positive review, I saw and liked this bit from Slate's David Edelstein:

• The word is that Lucas was finally persuaded to bring in a real writer—Tom Stoppard, it is said—to make the dialogue semi-speakable. Certainly the beats are clearer and the conflicts sharper, but there's only so much one can do with a line like, "Hold me like you did by the lake on Naboo."

Gattigap

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 

Its a good schtick I think the board enjoys it. However as inky as my pigtails are, I am still not going to band either of you. Though if I had to choose, I woudl go with you bc at least I know my ass would experience some serious skillz.

I ain't saying you ain't pretty
 

"Funk No. 49" kicks ass. "Life's Been Good" is mildly amusing.

Hey Eagles Fans
 

I will always treasure our time together. Now it's off to the next branch.

plf irony
 

Sunny. More practice. Paigow was too busy getting into Yale.

eta: Paigs is tiddier.

Attention Please
 

Announcing the crappiest airline in the history of air travel....
US Airways and America West will merge.

Be prepared to stand in longer lines and be harassed by ruder employees.

Hey Eagles Fans
 

Despite your annoying ass pissing in the genepool avatar, I think I love you. Except you left out a "then" before "your"

Attention Please
 

Or ... this is a crazy idea ... you could fly another airline!

Attention Please
 

Sometimes, and this is not often, but America West is the only non-stop to certain cities from certain cities. This is only reason I know how crappy and rude they are.

Attention Please
 

Yes, if you want to go to PHX. you are screwed. I heard the retaurants there are all in strip malls.

Attention Please
 

Maybe I'm just fortunate, but I fly USAirways all the time (PHL is a hub) and I find them to be no more crappy than any other airline.

Attention Please
 

Generally 2, though I've observed that the fun of repeated bankruptcy introduces a certain pallor to their faces.

Attention Please
 

I have never been harassed by an airline employee, but I have very often seen airline employees get harassed by people who think the person behind the desk can do anything other than fuck-all about theproblem, which is usually the fucking weather or a mechanical problem. Sometimes they can be brusque, but who can really blame them.

Attention Please
 

Parent, sibling or spouse works for airline?

Attention Please
 

I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.

Attention Please
 

Right. I'd snap too if I were acosted by pasty thighed, sun-burned orcas from Iowa.

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 

Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.

Back to the good ole days, greed
 

The last two weeks my phone has been ringing off the hook with job openings from headhunters (2 firms, 1 financial institution, and 1 vendor). Apparently my line of work in the legal field is a hot commodity. I just returned from a second interview for a position at one of the law firms. Good news is it would be $20-30,000 more than I am making now. Bad news is it's another law firm. I'm sick of the law firm gig and my dream job has me going in-house so I can call the law firm on Friday afternoon and tell them to work all weekend.

So, if I get an offer, do I take the money and run or hold out for possible interviews for the in-house position?

Attention Please
 

Typically abuse service people for problems that aren't their fault?

(And no, but good work, Hank, that was the equivalent of NFH's asking someone if she has PMS in response to a snarky post.)

Attention Please
 

Or Michigan.