Because I know you're all waiting with bated breath
 

There's a new Garbage album coming out, I think, in March. The single should be in heavy rotation on your local "alternative rock" station.

Do you suppose the men of the SC are afraid that sex with men will become obsolete bc sex with vibrators is so much better (with exceptiosn that they will never know about)

RT's Oscar thoughts
 

Jim Carrey is not very Jim Carrey-esque in ESOTSM. He usually annoys the crap out of me and I don't think I've seen another one of his movies since The Grinch (which I thought was terrible) but I loved him in this movie.

Thanks, G3!
 

Neverland was great, but I'm a fan of sappy movies (yes, I cried).

All the acting was great. Frankly, the story as written would have been too sappy even for me but for the acting.

Forget the sex part. Do you know how seriously all those vibrators buzzing away interfere with TV reception?

shoe emergency
 

Why, love? And I know they SOUND cheesy but the pale pink lace and TINY black bows make them actually really cute. Not Fredericks of Hollywood style.

shoe emergency
 

Take him to see "Finding Neverland".

Have fun!

When you generically critique men as partners this way, you diminish the impact of your other bad reviews of one individual man.

Because I know you're all waiting with bated breath
 

Those are the quotes of disdain. Are you calling me a faux-alternative rocker? Bc I am more of a classic rock kinda gal. I am disappointed you don't like Garbage? Is it bc 1) you dont like chick singers 2) you do the flower like automatic disdain to anything made post 1980 or 3) do the automatic flower like disdain of anything that sold over 100.000 records?

RT's Oscar thoughts
 

I have heard this before, and the problem is confuonded by my love of the screenwriter who last worked witha quasi-revolta, Nicholas Cage (who may have just permanently settled in Revolta land though his recent nuptials and fatherhood). I gave Carrey the benefit of the doubt in the movie about my belvoed Andy Kaufman, even though it had Revolta Club member Countrney Love in it. And he wasnt very Jim Carrey in it, but he was still Jim Carrey.

The Revolta Club membership is not earned just through a certain cloying screen presence (usually over the top), but also by off camera statements. This guy is a serious assjack who takes himself way too seriously. And he is over the top to boot. I actually like Robin Williams better now, and havent seen Robin Williams Dramady since Hello Vietnam. And I sat thorugh part of the Inside the Actors Stuido with Robin Williams which was completely unwatchable. But I think I would watch Death to Smoochy over Eternal Sunshine. Too bad they cant just dub him out.

shoe emergency
 

1) pale pink lace
2) black bows
3) any combination of the two above. Sounds like a castaway from a 1940's brothel in the Wild Wild West

shoe emergency
 

I will remember not to wear this outfit when I meet you then.

shoe emergency
 

Ouch. I think I hear the sound of str8's heart breaking, just a little bit inside. But nothing a lunch at Dolce can't fix.

shoe emergency
 

Go commando.

I'm just a girl living in captivity.
 

I think it was more of a "alternative isn't really 'alternative' anymore" sort of disdainful sniff -- didn't strike me that Ollie was making an anti-Garbage comment. But I could be wrong.

As for your whatever happened to Fiona Apple question, I seem to recall reading recently that her label (Sony?) is refusing to release her latest work as "uncommercial."

Apropos of chick singers, I am listening to the Donnas as we speak. Uh, type. Whatever.