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bold_n_brazen 05-12-2005 05:33 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I feel so sorry for men. It must be so hard to have to buckle to societal pressures regarding your appearance. (spree: video, sound)
I have a thing for shirtless, barefoot men in 501s. With a button-fly, please.

lactation lover 05-12-2005 05:33 PM

Joys of Pregnancy
 
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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
I don't get the lactation thing, but I've heard a number of gentlemen of my acquaintance comment positively on new-mommy swollen (and therefore firm and gravity-defying) boobs. That I understand.

These gentlemen were not so enthusiastic about the whole spurting issue as our friend LL would be, however. I know a fair number of women who would agree - it's great fun playing with the big swollen things, until they spit in your eye.
It's an acquired taste.

Shape Shifter 05-12-2005 05:33 PM

Job opening
 
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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
It depends on what mood I'm in. Sometimes I like to stand, sometimes I like to lie down, and sometimes, well, there's another option that many women will not participate in...

I think it's the same for some women who prefer to straddle, on occassion, rather than lie down. It's a power thing.
What is the other option?

Replaced_Texan 05-12-2005 05:34 PM

Job opening
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
It depends on what mood I'm in. Sometimes I like to stand, sometimes I like to lie down, and sometimes, well, there's another option that many women will not participate in...
I'm curious on the third option. On your head?

Did you just call me Coltrane? 05-12-2005 05:35 PM

Job opening
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
It depends on what mood I'm in. Sometimes I like to stand, sometimes I like to lie down, and sometimes, well, there's another option that many women will not participate in...

I think it's the same for some women who prefer to straddle, on occassion, rather than lie down. It's a power thing.
Variety's the spice of life. I like a wide selection. Sometimes I'm in the mood for nasty close-ups, sometimes I like them arty and air-brushed. Sometimes it's a spread brown-eye kind of night, sometimes it's girl-on-girl time. Sometimes a steamy letter will do it, sometimes - not often, but sometimes - I like the idea of a chick with a horse.

Shape Shifter 05-12-2005 05:37 PM

Confession
 
I never slept with Macaulay Culkin.

Mister_Ruysbroeck 05-12-2005 05:42 PM

Job opening
 
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
If avocado is not actually a vegetable, don't post "Avocado is not a vegetable." Those posts blow.
I like.

robustpuppy 05-12-2005 05:45 PM

Job opening
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
I like.

________________
Poop
Some things go without saying.

SlaveNoMore 05-12-2005 05:46 PM

Confession
 
Quote:

Shape Shifter
I never slept with Macaulay Culkin.
Kieran??

Hank Chinaski 05-12-2005 05:54 PM

Confession
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I never slept with Macaulay Culkin.
No one said Michael was doing 2 at a time.

LessinSF 05-12-2005 05:55 PM

More fun word facts
 
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Originally posted by dtb
So, what was the word besides bookkeeper that has three pair of consecutive double letters? The OED says there's only that one (unless you count derivatives -- like bookkeeping.)
I don't know that one, but I do know a word with five vowels in a row, and a six letter word with four of the same vowel. And that is a really a vowel truth.

paigowprincess 05-12-2005 05:55 PM

Sex according to MR
 
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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
It depends on what mood I'm in. Sometimes I like to stand, sometimes I like to lie down, and sometimes, well, there's another option that many women will not participate in...

I think it's the same for some women who prefer to straddle, on occassion, rather than lie down. It's a power thing.
This is probably a silly question, but what is the other option that many women will not participate in? I hope it doesnt involve straddling by you.

robustpuppy 05-12-2005 05:58 PM

Sex according to MR
 
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
This is probably a silly question, but what is the other option that many women will not participate in? I hope it doesnt involve straddling by you.
Think of moist cat food ... Think of moist cat food ... Think of moist cat food ...

paigowprincess 05-12-2005 05:58 PM

Job opening
 
Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Some things go without saying.
This was probably YBPE

Golf Clap.

Mister_Ruysbroeck 05-12-2005 06:00 PM

Job opening
 
Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Some things go without saying.
That made me GALB.


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