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What do you do when you cheat on Mrs. Baggins?

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Stop being a killjoy.

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I would say, "whiff," in that I was trying to elicit a response from bilmore detailing his experiences as a cheater. Or perhaps as Cuckold, since he seems to have a lot of time on his hands lately. However, I appreciate your sincere attempts to educate all of us about the evidentiary danger of sexually-transmitted diseases. Thank you for your thoughtful response.

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Bah. I have a unique delivery that keeps me clean as a whistle.

The Kent Tekulve of anal sex.

Just for RT
 

What else would they be here for? I expect to bargain my way to the Staten Island ferry with a few loosies, then set sail with a small group of carefully-chosen companions. So watch it, wiseass.

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Am I the only one missing this reference?

Escape from flying saucers poll -
 

More interesting for us Manhattanites is planning escape and defense plans for when the dead walk the earth to feast upon the flesh of the living.

On a related note, do you (or other large city dwellers) have an actual escape plan for a terrorist attack (or flying saucer attack, I guess)? Meaning stuff like, pre-planned rendevous points with family, an in-city-but-out-of-center meeting point with an out-of-city backup? Consciously thought out exit routes, with a backup that excludes public transport (or main roads if you drive)? Note that it can't really be an "actual" plan unless it has been discussed and agreed with the rest of your family, or whomever you hope to escape with. We have a vague one but it's not very well thought out.

Sorry for the sort of depressing poll, but I'm curious.

eta: I was going to edit the "planning ... plans" thing above, but then decided not to bother, I wouldnt' be fooling anyone, and dtb's reaction might be worthwhile.

Just for RT
 

That's a good plan, but I'm guessing there would be a lot of UFO sightings at your office afterwards.

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Cause everyone knows that you're not going to get an STD doing exclusively that.

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Roll again. She always catches me.

Escape from flying saucers poll -
 

Mrs. dL and I have a fairly firm plan, with in city and out of city rendez vous points.

actual fashion post!
 

Maybe not. The pearl earrings are pretty impressive. That takes some marksmanship.

Baby Got Back.
 

I east more chicken than any man ever seen.

Of course I go down on my wife. All the damn time. But I hardly equate that with tit fucking.

Escape from flying saucers poll -
 

My loved ones and I are going to kayak to a point in the middle of the Mississippi and then compliment each other on our spirits.

Just for RT
 

Companion selection was key in our discussion. We needed at least one person who could kill and slaughter things for us, another to use as a bargaining chip for a generator or sattelite phone or horse or safe passage through the rice fields, one with a good iTunes selection assuming the EM pulse doesn't fry it, a MacGuyver engineer type that can a) blow shit up and b) make things work, and hot guys to help us through the lonely nights.

My brother turned to me at one point and said, "[RT], you're going to have to live with the fact that the internet will probably be down for a few years." Goddamned aliens.