Book Club
 

Its the club imagery. And back when I had my first real job after college, there was a guy who looked like a penis in my office. Everyone thought so. That is what I picture when I picture you. A penisman.

Book Club
 

We'll keep your suggestion for the name, but really, priority will go to suggestions eminating from the membership.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster Ate Them All
 

Dunno. But if you've read something that boring before and waded past the second sentence of that one, my firm wants to talk to you. Anyone with a stomach that can keep that shit down has a future in our compliance section.

Book Club
 

did he have a lot of neck rolls or something?

Book Club
 

Paigow is Jewish.

Book Club
 

His head, which was bald, was shaped liek the head of a penis, and the shape of his body was strantgely uniformly penis shaped. I think he must have been a no neck. Just that penisy dome head right into the body. I can picture him perfectly to this day. Wish I had a pic to post

Book Club
 

So I havent seen an uncut weiner?

Book Club
 

Well, duh! Your eyes would fall out of your head if you had.

Dear Spanky,
 

2.

Book Club
 

Snippy does not make for a clubby board. you know I would never speculate on a lady's past. And even if you had seen one, that would be modified for you, not standard. You would have said that the guy looked like a penis w/ foreskin.

I pay attention.

I can't catch up

1) I hate IM. It prevents me from getting work done.

2) I am going to read John Irvings books first and then Collapse. I would suggest Empires of the Word to anyone. It is a long read but it is fascinating if you are into history.

3) I can't remember the other posts I was going to respond to. Oh I know. Someone said Irving was a bad author. Fiction is all about taste but a Prayer for Owen Meany might be the funniest book I have ever read.

Way Over the Line
 

This is a capital crime in Spankyland. In fact, torture is required in these type of cases under the Spankyland consitution.

Brigitte Bardot calls for France to halt the use of puppies as shark bait...

http://sg.news.yahoo.com/050825/1/3ui77.html

Way Over the Line
 

Geez, I'd think you'd be more supportive of her right to free speech. I'm sure these aren't the kind of puppies who would bother your cats, Spankster, for chrissakes. She's just agitating for reform -- not actually kidnapping the puppies and saving them from their much-deserved fate.

Way Over the Line
 

????. If this is a Joke I don't get it.

Way Over the Line
 

It's funnier if one is a liberal and lumps you in with Penske and Hank (no offense). Your original post was a little ambiguous about whether you were protesting the use of puppies as sharkbait (which we'd expect from you, since you seem like decent guy) or protesting the intervention of cheese eating surrender monkey imperialists into the traditions of local fishermen in one of their last remaining colonies (which'd be Penske's expected position, along with a not entirely consistent-with-his-position picture of Hillary and Jaque Chirac torturing a puppy).