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greatwhitenorthchick 07-11-2005 05:14 PM
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Haven't you been paying attention? They are coming for your smokes.

In Queens I can at least stop by the Bohemian Hall and Beer Garden to refresh myself before walking the rest of the way to Montauk.
Maybe so, but when was the last time you saw an alien movie that featured Winnipeg getting zapped? I'll just stock up on some Player's Light to trade with and take my chances.

sebastian_dangerfield 07-11-2005 05:15 PM
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You can't even pull off a morning quicky without showing up to work in crusty trousers. Forgive me if I don't believe you.
Its the short stroke. You can't use a 3 iron swing in the anal sex. You have to use the pitching wedge from just off the green. Smooth, short, yet followed through. If she's clean, and you're not fool enough to act like a battering ram (which, during anal sex should be a criminally sanctionable act), you should be able to get out cleanly.

ThurgreedMarshall 07-11-2005 05:15 PM
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My loved ones and I are going to kayak to a point in the middle of the Mississippi and then compliment each other on our spirits.
Can nfh have your unicorn collection?

TM

Shape Shifter 07-11-2005 05:16 PM
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I forgive you even if Sebastian does not.
Thank you.

Bad_Rich_Chic 07-11-2005 05:17 PM
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Originally posted by ironweed
The entire city teeters on the brink of utter chaos, traffic-wise, almost every hour of every day except early Sunday morning. I can only imagine what things would be like if every single person who owns a car tried to drive it out of the city simultaneously (with or without a shuffling crowd of zombies close behind). Main roads, side roads, whatever. Fuggedaboudit.

Our emergency plan is "walk east."
Hmm. Ours is basically "get home to Bklyn" and then figure out how to get to the Mr's parents' place in the north. (Which is nicely defensible, from both zombies and terrorists, actually, having a secure water supply, game meat, canned vegetables enough to get through one winter and close-in fields to plant after that, a good workshop, and a large cache of weapons, ammo and dynamite.) Of course, my neighborhood is maybe not the first place one would want to go in the event of a terrorist attack, since I live less than a block from the "Al-Kaeeda Bookstore and Religious Center" and about 2 blocks from the mosque the '93 WTC bombers attended.

Hank Chinaski 07-11-2005 05:17 PM
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Maybe so, but when was the last time you saw an alien movie that featured Winnipeg getting zapped? I'll just stock up on some Player's Light to trade with and take my chances.
They'll have to take out the Golden Triangle early as a high tech area, and from there they'll see the lights from Toronto so its toast, but Winnepeg should be safe.

ABBAKiss 07-11-2005 05:19 PM
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Can nfh have your unicorn collection?

TM
No.

futbol fan 07-11-2005 05:25 PM
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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Hmm. Ours is basically "get home to Bklyn" and then figure out how to get to the Mr's parents' place in the north. (Which is nicely defensible, from both zombies and terrorists, actually, having a secure water supply, game meat, canned vegetables enough to get through one winter and close-in fields to plant after that, a good workshop, and a large cache of weapons, ammo and dynamite.) Of course, my neighborhood is maybe not the first place one would want to go in the event of a terrorist attack, since I live less than a block from the "Al-Kaeeda Bookstore and Religious Center" and about 2 blocks from the mosque the '93 WTC bombers attended.
When I lived around there I took comfort in the fact that it would likely be the last place in NYC to be (intentionally) blown up by an Al-Qaeda sleeper cell. Where would they buy a cup of coffee?

Oh, and in the event of a real zombie attack/alien invasion/dirty bomb, you will be on foot with 8 million other people and your chances of getting to the mainland from Brooklyn will be nil, even assuming you can walk over the Brooklyn Bridge a la 9/11 in the first place. If you head east you can stay off the main roads and drink slurpees at abandoned 7-11s all the way out to Riverhead, where the outlet stores are.

ThurgreedMarshall 07-11-2005 05:27 PM
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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Hmm. Ours is basically "get home to Bklyn" and then figure out how to get to the Mr's parents' place in the north. (Which is nicely defensible, from both zombies and terrorists, actually, having a secure water supply, game meat, canned vegetables enough to get through one winter and close-in fields to plant after that, a good workshop, and a large cache of weapons, ammo and dynamite.) Of course, my neighborhood is maybe not the first place one would want to go in the event of a terrorist attack, since I live less than a block from the "Al-Kaeeda Bookstore and Religious Center" and about 2 blocks from the mosque the '93 WTC bombers attended.
Both the aliens and the walking dead are in cahoots with Bin Laden? And if so, how do you know this?

TM

pony_trekker 07-11-2005 05:27 PM
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Originally posted by ironweed
The entire city teeters on the brink of utter chaos, traffic-wise, almost every hour of every day except early Sunday morning. I can only imagine what things would be like if every single person who owns a car tried to drive it out of the city simultaneously (with or without a shuffling crowd of zombies close behind). Main roads, side roads, whatever. Fuggedaboudit.

Our emergency plan is "walk east."
Funny, my plan (much like Tom's successful plan) is to head north using the back roads. I figure ain't no aliens heading to Canada.

futbol fan 07-11-2005 05:28 PM
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Both the aliens and the walking dead are in cahoots with Bin Laden? And if so, how do you know this?

TM
Tom Cruise came by with some literature the other day.

Alex_de_Large 07-11-2005 05:30 PM
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You won't if you have yours bronzed like I did.
You had your ass bronzed? Now I'm really confused...

Bad_Rich_Chic 07-11-2005 05:32 PM
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Originally posted by ironweed
Oh, and in the event of a real zombie attack/alien invasion/dirty bomb, you will be on foot with 8 million other people and your chances of getting to the mainland from Brooklyn will be nil, even assuming you can walk over the Brooklyn Bridge a la 9/11 in the first place. If you head east you can stay off the main roads and drink slurpees at abandoned 7-11s all the way out to Riverhead, where the outlet stores are.
My tentative idea was to head for the Verranzano and Jersey. (Or, better, steal a boat in Bay Ridge or someplace.) I was more worried about getting from Manhattan to Bklyn than the other.

Of course, the Mr.'s place of periodic employ is way the fuck out on the Queens/LI border, so maybe my backup plan should be to join you guys in your eastward trek.

Alex_de_Large 07-11-2005 05:33 PM
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Its the short stroke. You can't use a 3 iron swing in the anal sex. You have to use the pitching wedge from just off the green. Smooth, short, yet followed through. If she's clean, and you're not fool enough to act like a battering ram (which, during anal sex should be a criminally sanctionable act), you should be able to get out cleanly.
I think the fear here is AIDS or an STD, and not fecal matter.

Bad_Rich_Chic 07-11-2005 05:35 PM
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Both the aliens and the walking dead are in cahoots with Bin Laden? And if so, how do you know this?

TM
Dude, zombiism is spread by a viral agent from outer space, everyone knows this. Bin Laden merely wants to isolate it for a bio attack.


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