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SlaveNoMore 02-24-2005 06:21 PM
Fuck Coachella
 
Quote:
Tyrone Slothrop
I was in a truck stop in George, Washington, once, and this trucker walked in wearing a shirt that read, National Association for the Advancement of White People. The cashier said something like, "hey, we could use an organization like that around here." I thought to myself, "why? I haven't seen a person of color in about 1500 miles." But I was on a bicycle, so I figured I'd keep the thought to myself. And I've never gone back to George, Washington.
Perhaps you missed it - Kanye West is on the bill.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 02-24-2005 06:28 PM
Fuck Coachella
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
The cashier said something like, "hey, we could use an organization like that around here.".
She also apparenly didn't realize how close Coeur D'Alene is

Tyrone Slothrop 02-24-2005 06:33 PM
Fuck Coachella
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
She also apparenly didn't realize how close Coeur D'Alene is
It was a guy, and maybe he was stuck bicycling, too.

ABBAKiss 02-24-2005 06:36 PM
Yo Ollie! Mr. Ramone!
 
Can you explain your avatar?

ABBAKiss 02-24-2005 06:38 PM
Goddammit
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Anne Elk
Via oral sex? Gross. Did she get up and spit it into a test tube or a turkey baster?
You didn't pay attention in health class. She spit into her own vagina.

Shape Shifter 02-24-2005 06:42 PM
Goddammit
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
You didn't pay attention in health class. She spit into her own vagina.
Cite, please.

Anne Elk 02-24-2005 06:43 PM
Goddammit
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
You didn't pay attention in health class. She spit into her own vagina.
Nope, I was too busy smoking dope on the patio behind the cafeteria. Is that an Annie Sprinkle trick?

spookyfish 02-24-2005 06:46 PM
Goddammit
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
You didn't pay attention in health class. She spit into her own vagina.
Right. Like she'd ever leave the house to meet a guy if she were able to pull that off.

str8outavannuys 02-24-2005 06:47 PM
RT's Oscar thoughts
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I haven't seen any of the Oscar-nominated movies this year and don't plan to. I would like to see Vera Drake though. But..... Hilary Swank will probably stop by my gym on Saturday like she did before the Golden Globes so maybe I'll get my picture taken with her. woo hoo!

I agree about Morgan Freeman. I love Morgan Freeman. He reminds me of the African-American father I never had.
He gave a speech at my boss' boss' boss' recent retirement party. He was basically incoherent, and yet still gave off an air of wisdom and decency. Take that for what it's worth. Actors ain't shit.

Though I did play pickup ball at lunch with Thomas Hayden Church a few weeks ago. He was guarding me for awhile, despite giving up about 5 inches to me. He made a few shots, but basically wasn't shit.

bold_n_brazen 02-24-2005 06:49 PM
RT's Oscar thoughts
 
Quote:
Originally posted by str8outavannuys
He gave a speech at my boss' boss' boss' recent retirement party. He was basically incoherent, and yet still gave off an air of wisdom and decency. Take that for what it's worth. Actors ain't shit.

Though I did play pickup ball at lunch with Thomas Hayden Church a few weeks ago. He was guarding me for awhile, despite giving up about 5 inches to me. He made a few shots, but basically wasn't shit.
Translation: I wanted to be an actor, but I wasn't good-looking enough.

Anne Elk 02-24-2005 06:52 PM
RT's Oscar thoughts
 
Quote:
Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Though I did play pickup ball at lunch with Thomas Hayden Church a few weeks ago. He was guarding me for awhile, despite giving up about 5 inches to me. He made a few shots, but basically wasn't shit.
Are you 6"11' too?

Shape Shifter 02-24-2005 06:53 PM
RT's Oscar thoughts
 
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Translation: I wanted to be an actor, but everyone told me I wasn't good-looking enough.
Reminds me of the Dead Kennedys:

"is my cock big enough is my brain small enough
for you to make me a star
give me a toot, i'll sell you my soul
pull my strings and i'll go far"

http://www.punkbands.com/lyrics/bands/dk/conven.htm

LessinSF 02-24-2005 06:55 PM
Fuck Coachella
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Actually, yes. Where is this George, Washington?
[insert Bart Simpson Google chalkboard .jpeg]

ltl/fb 02-24-2005 06:56 PM
Goddammit
 
Quote:
Originally posted by spookyfish
Right. Like she'd ever leave the house to meet a guy if she were able to pull that off.
Sweetie, if spitting from a distance is your oral sex technique, your (wife? gf?) is incredibly orgasmic, has a weird fetish, or is faking. Or some combo.

Not Bob 02-24-2005 06:56 PM
So you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by str8outavannuys
He was basically incoherent, and yet still gave off an air of wisdom and decency.
Now I know what to tell the pre-need salesman to have carved onto my tombstone.

And Lowell from "Wings" gives up five inches to you? Jesus. Are you that Jaws guy from the Roger Moore-era James Bond films or something?


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