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Maybe you can buy yourself a sense of humor with the profits?

TM

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I try to pose as a really well-off big time lawyer, but even my imaginary persona ain't that wealthy.

The ultimate fug champion
 

I could give those instead, of explaining to cab drivers who yak on their cell after I ask them not to, why they are not getting a tip.

The ultimate fug champion
 

Did you get on their restock notice list? They usually aren't out of the tee shirts for that long. You're not due for a few months, right?

I Weep
 

In case the dutifully impressive enodwment of Evan Tomato=Basil-outofvannuys in fact is just a really engorged clitoris, or in the event that Mildred Lee Puppy Von Trapp is in fact an Ely or vice versa since I dont acutally know what you are having? OK, I whiffed.

THat baby weight is tough to lose. My parent's cat was pregnant, ate an entire plate of pasta with garlic, olive oil and broccoli that I had planned to eat and has been morbidly obese since. I think she turned 15 this year. To say nothing of one "Princess Pirate", a motherjumpin huge bulldog that is native to Dupont Circle.

Princess Pirate. The worst pet name of all time.

The ultimate fug champion
 

Let me get this straight. You're bothered by ceaseless seemingly inane chatter?

I Weep
 

So true. Every time I see some fat bitch at the dog park who never lost her puppy pounds and lets her 8 breasts drag on the ground, I just want to ask her whether she has any self respect. Then I resolve to forego the ice cream in favor of melon.

I Weep
 

Death? Or str8? Or both of them? I think I've already committed to never ever fucking str8 so it would have to be death, and even if he came from a "nice home" he could still be a fucking psycho. I bet the Menendez's house was nice and bright, and we know it was in a great neighborhood.

Shiseido Ultimate Sun Protection Cream SPF 55 PA+++ -- gwinky, you going to canada anytime soon? I kinda want this, and haven't found it online anywhere that definitely indicated that it had that mexoryl stuff (and they might be selling a crappy american version).

The ultimate fug champion
 

Done. I cannot wait to get that shirt. I hope someone in my neighborhood will be duly horrified when the little one sports it. That is, if they can get over the shock inspired by the fact that the infant car seat and the stroller do not perfectly match.

The ultimate fug champion
 

I love it when the fare is $6.75 and you ask for 3 back from a 10. Yeah, that's what you get for taking the shitty route, motherfucker. Fuck you. Next time I'll ask for my quarter.

FYI, getting out halfway to your destination and throwing $3 at the driver (when the fare is $8) does not impress the ladies. It sure makes you feel better though, at least until you don't get the blow job you would have received otherwise...

The ultimate fug champion
 

They figure you'll pay discount for those too, I guess.

The ultimate fug champion
 

I want a "Stop Plate Tectonics" t-shirt, but that contradicts my clothes-should-never-have-words-on-them-rule.

I Weep
 

You can order the Laroche-posay stuff over the internet. That is good stuff (more expensive but slightly better quality than ombrelle - although both made by l'oreal). Also, try e-bay. There is a booming market in mexoryl on e-bay.

The ultimate fug champion
 

This is a good rule, and one I generally adhere to. I had to make an exception for "I hate what you're wearing". It was too good to pass up.

KFugerline
 

Oh, this little piece (not) written by the KFed is pretty funny.

http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_...ars/index.html