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For my part, I simply thought that it's rude to fuck someone without eye contact.

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Ah, so you're the one that's into that licking thing.

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Slave told me it's okay as long as you have the common decency to give a reach around. NTTAWWT.

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I can just picture you at the helm of "Daddy's Little Toy IV," tearing ass through the narrows with the aliens in hot pursuit. The Mr. is chucking cans of Coors Light at them from the big built-in cooler in the stern.

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Well, at least the eyeball-lickers have to face each other . . .

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And therefore the miffed fuckee is more likely to turn around (sts) and tell the missus on you? Well played.

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You know, I was recently swinging one of those fridge packs of diet coke, and I realized that it'd probably make for a good weapon to stun a zombie/alien/terrorist.

I'm not going to make it far, though, if I'm wearing these shoes when they come. Hopefully I can make it to my car and to my gym bag so I can grab running shoes and a jog bra before I really have to start running.

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Yep. I had my ass bronzed and my beaver stuffed. I have a really cool, museum quality living room.

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"Miffed fuckee"?

What a great name for a boat.

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Heh. Reverse the seats - the Mr. can drive a boat, but his aim is for shit.

However, I think we'd look for a little sail boat - no need to tempt the zombies by stopping for gas.

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I have heard that the aliens will give us all a decent interval to change into more comfortable clothes before they whip out the disintegrators. Sebby will also have the opportunity to put on some clean underwear, like his mother would have wanted.

eta: I had thought of doing something special for my 1000th post, but there it is. Time to take a break.

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Taxi tales.

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Stuffed and mounted, no? I thought the shrine to your admirable spirit and resilience was a nice touch next to the glass-enclosed unicorn lunchbox.

http://www.thejunglestore.com/core/m...6fa10a00cd8da2

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Please make it a short one.

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That was very nice. He doesn't hear that often enough, and he's sort of sensitive about it.