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Yes. Speaking of which, my maybe-bf crowned me the blowjob queen last night. Yay!! I rule.

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? If you are situated in a nice geo area, having an outdoor office isn't too bad.

gwnc, I'm surprised if that's the first time you've been crowned blowjob queen.

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I once held that title, but was stripped of it when a judge found TM's tips written on my hand.

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Meant as a reference to reputation rather than a slam on the whole state -- Texans do have a group schtick.

But let me say I find the areas in Texas that vote D are, on the whole, among the nicest and friendliest places on earth; I've always found time spent in Austin, or El Paso, or San Antonio worthwhile and fun.

On the other hand, the parts of Texas that vote R are, in my experience, among the vilest of all cities and to be avoided at any cost.

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Well, all those other times there wasn't really a "pageant" going on, and those guys in the van weren't really "judges." This, I think, is official.

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I'm thinking "being crowned" must be something like a pearl necklace. Did you wash your hair this morning, or are you sporting the "something about Mary" look today?

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I'm sure if TM was the judge you would get extra credit for that. I've heard he's trying to get on the judging panel for Miss Blow Job 2005. Something to keep in mind.

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Do you think there's a guy in the universe who's NOT trying to get on that panel?

(With the exception of sebby, of course -- that's why he's so special.)

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I think TM would give me demerits for not having the tips memorized.

ET clarify -- I meant, for not having had the tips memorized.

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Please tell me how you could possibly know that you were being given the 'nod of approval' versus the 'nod acknowledging the fact that you just recognized me' or the 'nod of fake approval so that I don't have to answer any questions about your current outfit?"

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Unless you're a cabbie, blowjobs.

TM

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I need an infomercial. How many of my tips did you use to earn this distinction?

TM

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This reminds me of that old expression, "Behind every blow job queen is a big dick."

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All of them. You can be an honored member of my court.

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STP.

But let me just say that if he was able to read what was written on your hand even midway through the blowjob, you weren't following them correctly, rookie.

TM

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I had to put my hand over his mouth to get him to stop micromanaging.

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It's a whole new competition. Breasticle day is dead. We need to organize a blowjob competition among the FB Betties. I will judge. The best thing about this is that you get a prize at the end of each performance.

TM

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It's better to pause the blowjob and put a ball gag on the guy, in that situation. Or at least some kind of gag.

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Your pussy would work well in that respect, too.

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I can't tell if this is one of them there

http://www.theimaginaryworld.com/besign09.jpg

or a compliment.

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You're dumbest. How would I be able to read the tips there?

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Must have been quite a scene. You with your hand over his mouth. He with his hand on the back of your head (hello, RT).

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What

I thought the tips were written on your hand. Putting it over his mouth would seem to defeat the purpose, while sticking your pussy in his face would conveniently provide just the right amount of cover for you to consult the tips without being discovered.

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Why do I dislike this word?

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My god man. That was the biggest whiff of all time. You are now crowned the whiff queen.

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This whiffs on so many levels.

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Whiff. She meant it didn't make sense to write the tips on her pussy.

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Funny you should say that. The potential new does play soccer, but she's a woman and I'm a straight soccer playing spinster.

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And I thought Gwinky was an egomaniac.

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Does this mean we have daughter references to look forward to?

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Only if you're bucking for creepiest.

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I take it that you missed the "my fetus is sluttier" discussion.

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Because you are one?

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I thought we had a one free whiff a month policy? I'm just hoping this doesn't go on my permanent record.

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The best defense is a good offense, yes?

Good to know you think of women's genitalia as an insult. Of course, you probably take "asshole" as a compliment.

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Blech. Apparently so.

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Look, don't pop my little bubble, OK? Besides, I'm sure he told GWNC all about it.

And I didn't recongize him until after he'd passed and I was thinking "huh, that guy checked out my clothes not me." My brain works slowly after lunch.

BR(yeah, yeah, and otherwise, da da bum)C

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So you're making up policy now? For your own sake? What next - no more filibuster?

It's too late for you. You've already been crowned. Wear it with pride.

http://www.richardiii.net/images/gif...0Y%20Crown.gif

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Ha! that's on you guys- RT SS, GGG feels right at home amongst yuo guys! Ha!

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Because it's missing its adjective: moist.