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pernsky no account 10-28-2008 02:36 PM
Re: save our pumpkins
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 368857)
Squirrels keep eating our pumpkins, and I don't know how to stop them. I tried the bitter spray you can buy at petstores, but it hasn't worked. I pegged one with a baseball, but I'm pretty sure he's been back, and if not then his cohorts have moved in. What to do?
Tape copies of your internet postings to the pumpkins. no offence.

Hank Chinaski 10-28-2008 02:42 PM
Re: save our pumpkins
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 368857)
Squirrels keep eating our pumpkins, and I don't know how to stop them. I tried the bitter spray you can buy at petstores, but it hasn't worked. I pegged one with a baseball, but I'm pretty sure he's been back, and if not then his cohorts have moved in. What to do?
wasn't a yankee outfielder given an arrest warrent for hitting a seagull with a baseball in toronto?

to paraphrase Chris Rock, why is Ty not in jail?

ThurgreedMarshall 10-28-2008 03:35 PM
Re: save our pumpkins
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 368857)
Squirrels keep eating our pumpkins, and I don't know how to stop them. I tried the bitter spray you can buy at petstores, but it hasn't worked. I pegged one with a baseball, but I'm pretty sure he's been back, and if not then his cohorts have moved in. What to do?
Put something else out they'd rather eat.

TM

Did you just call me Coltrane? 10-28-2008 03:42 PM
Re: save our pumpkins
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 368886)
Put something else out they'd rather eat.

TM
They used to eat all of the birdseed at my parent's house. They had to buy a special anti-squirrel birdfeeder to stop it.

Cletus Miller 10-28-2008 03:51 PM
Re: save our pumpkins
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 368879)
wasn't a yankee outfielder given an arrest warrent for hitting a seagull with a baseball in toronto?

to paraphrase Chris Rock, why is Ty not in jail?
Dave Winfield. It's the little known reason Steinbrenner had it in for Winfield. George loves seagulls.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 10-28-2008 03:55 PM
Re: save our pumpkins
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 368890)
They had to buy a special anti-squirrel birdfeeder to stop it.
Did they quickly learn there's no such thing? My mom has been buying those for years, and finally realized it wasn't worth it and it was better to be entertained by watching the squirrels figure out new ways to get at the feed.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 10-28-2008 03:56 PM
Re: save our pumpkins
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cletus Miller (Post 368895)
Dave Winfield. It's the little known reason Steinbrenner had it in for Winfield. George loves seagulls.
And, unlike Ty, Winfield had a killer arm.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 10-28-2008 04:05 PM
Re: save our pumpkins
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 368898)
Did they quickly learn there's no such thing? My mom has been buying those for years, and finally realized it wasn't worth it and it was better to be entertained by watching the squirrels figure out new ways to get at the feed.
It doesn't work perfectly, but it slows them down. I think they have the one with the cone-shaped roof over it, which makes it difficult to climb down to access.

These are midwestern squirrels we're talking about. Unsophisticated country bumpkin squirrels.

ETA: the real challenge is getting rid of the geese on the shore of the river in their back yard. Those fuckers shit everywhere. And they're mean. One chased after my 3-year old nephew. Of course, we thought it was hilarious...before we realized he was really scared.

Then we thought it was even funnier.

Icky Thump 10-28-2008 04:27 PM
Re: save our pumpkins
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 368857)
Squirrels keep eating our pumpkins, and I don't know how to stop them. I tried the bitter spray you can buy at petstores, but it hasn't worked. I pegged one with a baseball, but I'm pretty sure he's been back, and if not then his cohorts have moved in. What to do?
We can import a few coyotes from our neighborhood.

Replaced_Texan 10-28-2008 04:28 PM
Re: save our pumpkins
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 368900)
It doesn't work perfectly, but it slows them down. I think they have the one with the cone-shaped roof over it, which makes it difficult to climb down to access.

These are midwestern squirrels we're talking about. Unsophisticated country bumpkin squirrels.

ETA: the real challenge is getting rid of the geese on the shore of the river in their back yard. Those fuckers shit everywhere. And they're mean. One chased after my 3-year old nephew. Of course, we thought it was hilarious...before we realized he was really scared.

Twirl-a-Squirrel offers hours of entertainment.

Tyrone Slothrop 10-28-2008 06:14 PM
naked sushi modeling
 
"Who the fuck does this?"

SFW if you don't scroll down

Hank Chinaski 10-28-2008 06:34 PM
Re: naked sushi modeling
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 368926)
"Who the fuck does this?"

SFW if you don't scroll down
that's how atticus' sister paid her way through college, or she tried. people kept thinking the sushi was old, so they had to let her go.

Hank Chinaski 10-28-2008 06:38 PM
Re: save our pumpkins
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 368900)
It doesn't work perfectly, but it slows them down. I think they have the one with the cone-shaped roof over it, which makes it difficult to climb down to access.

These are midwestern squirrels we're talking about. Unsophisticated country bumpkin squirrels.

ETA: the real challenge is getting rid of the geese on the shore of the river in their back yard. Those fuckers shit everywhere. And they're mean. One chased after my 3-year old nephew. Of course, we thought it was hilarious...before we realized he was really scared.

Then we thought it was even funnier.
two words: global warming. squirrels will not be a problem in a WaterWorld world.

Hank Chinaski 10-28-2008 07:05 PM
Actual helpful post
 
sprinkle hair, dog or human around the pumpkins. the squirrels will leave it alone.

Adder 10-28-2008 07:42 PM
Re: Actual helpful post
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 368934)
sprinkle hair, dog or human around the pumpkins.
Do you keep a lot of sprinkable dogs and humans at hand?


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