CENSORSHIP
 

How did this just happen? This is fucked up. Please explain, MR. [/QUOTE]

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAA. UNCOOL CENSORSHIP!!!!

Why is Shapeshifter being deleted? Nay persecuted! Uncool. Tres uncool.

MR, I will send Shapeshifter an PM on this, please hack in and read my PM account so you can keep abreast of these developments. (hi paigow!)

CENSORSHIP
 

Watch your step, Mr. Spartan, or the same fate will befall you.

Re: Missing You
 

??? No idea wtf you're talking about.

ETA
 

This post was stupid. Nothing to see here. Move along.

Woo Hoo!
 

Early morning trifecta.

So easy when no one else is on the track.

ETA scroll then post
 

I for one constantly read other people's PMs. It's how I spend my days. I filter through all the text, dreamily reading people's personal communications. Then I print them out, take them home, put them on my bed, and make love with my g/f on top of them. This is cause I get so turned on by the hot, steamy exchanges of the FB denizens.

I love the soap opera that is the FB, especially the super secret exhange of PMs. Most especially your PMs Paigow.

I think I'll write a book - The Erotic Secrets of the FB

actual notes
 

Inspired by ncs and a desire to look in the box where I keep stuff in, I bring you "Actual Law School Notes":

(names changed where necessary and no, I didn't keep all my notes, just some that I thought were amusing)

This is a note conversation we had one day in civil procedure:

Friend: Jason's dick is like a pyramid
me: ?
friend: big at the bottom pointy on top, also kind of square
me: geometric wonder
me again: sharp edges?
friend: ouch! no
me: a big pyramid - 7th wonder of the world?
friend: no
me: too bad
me again: I want to see this pyramid dick
friend: tonight we'll tell him you want to join in - ha
me: ok parteee!
friend: Tony looks like Corky
me: who is Corky
friend: Life Goes On
me: I think he's cute


(I added some punctuation, but you get the gist)

Mistaken Identity
 

I forced someone who knows us both to tell me that the person I thought was you was not in fact you. And BOY was I relieved.

Courtship on the Fly
 

http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/science...eut/index.html

Cute ending, but I may be easily amused/pleased this morning.

Sex toys still illegal in Alabama
 

Like in Texas, a dildo is illegal but a gun is cool.

http://www.xeni.net/images/bb/alabamaspecial.jpg

You and everybody else. Oh, by the way... she had warts. They're asymptomatic in men.

Oh, I used to "wipe off" on the pillow. Hope you didn't sleep on the left side.

Sex toys still illegal in Alabama
 

I wonder if I developed a line of gun shaped dildoes if the legislature would grant me an exemption.

Sex toys still illegal in Alabama
 

Assuming the knife would come off the gun in the picture, would the black curvy part be used as a DP device or would it vibrate a la the rabbit?

Sex toys still illegal in Alabama
 

Oh, I'm just at the brainstorming stage right now. Vibrators are not per se illegal in Texas, just dildoes.

Sex toys still illegal in Alabama
 

As evidenced by the large selection of "back massagers" at your local Walgreens. I once bought one of those for my mom as a Christmas gift. I was quite young at the time. Not sure what purposes (if any) it was ever used for. I feel better not knowing.

Sex toys still illegal in Alabama
 

Double anal. Definitely double anal.

amish
 

I'm curious, did anyone watch the new Amish reality show? There is no way for anyone in the middle of Pennsylvania to see it, unless perhaps there is some satellite feed that picks up UPN. I find it extraordinary that the channel is actually refusing to show it, that is until they decide if they approve.

http://pennlive.com/news/patriotnews...9600251880.xml

amish
 

I saw portions of this last night. It was pretty interesting. Gotta love the accents on the Amish kids -- totally rockin'. I bet this show will be pretty good. I will watch it if I am not kayaking when it is on.

amish
 

I watched part of it. Wasn't planning to, but I heard an NPR (!!) interview with the creator of the show (who also did the documentary about this exploration period (I forget the name of it) for Amish youth), and it piqued my curiousity. That coupled with the fact that all my Sat-Tues Tivoed shows were jacked up, led me to channel surfing last night and I happened to see that it was on about halfway through the show.

It was pretty good. Didn't make the Amish kids seem like total freaks or anything. There are already some minor clashes in the house between the Amish kids and the city kids, but there is also a fair amount of curiousity and learning in both directions. One Amish kid apparently almost drowned in the the ocean after only ever swimming in "mudholes". It is pretty easy to see already that some of the kids will go back and some won't.

amish
 

I saw a documentary on the Amish Rumispringa (or whatever it is called) two nights ago while I was doing some dry land exercises to prepare for my next kayaking trip. It was pretty cool, and was discussed in yesterday's NYT article talking about the reality TV show.

ETA scroll then post
 

I was going to point out that the above is so hot, but it's too obvious.

You might want to think about getting the "Best of Paigow" printed on a set of sheets. Reduces paper cuts 90%, or so I've heard.

More Ricky Williams
 

Ricky Williams now says his desire to continue smoking marijuana was one of the many reasons he retired. Also says he recently failed a third drug test and was facing a 4-game suspension, after continuing to smoke pot while appealing a second positive test in May.

Notably, he says that he had decided to retire in May after receiving the second notification. The Dolphins, however, were not informed of the decision until a few days ago and were unaware of the third positive test.

Link

actual notes
 

The best of both worlds:

http://www.toddsautographarena.com/j...burkesmall.JPG

Penske told me this guy has a pyramid dick.

TM

actual notes
 

Funny that the name of the guy who has Corky's autograph is Todd.

actual notes
 

I think it's more odd, but I may be missing something.

la la la-la, life goes on
 

And that Tony [Stark?] is the guy who looked like Corky. Things that make you go "hmmmmmmm."

amish
 

Let me tell you something about this guy. When a guy who's made a documentary enters into a contract with a movie studio granting them movie rights about the subject of his documentary, and then makes a deal with a sister company of the movie studio to do a reality show based on the exact same subject as the documentary/feature movie, well, what you get then is a lot of lawyers spending a lot of time trying to figure out what the hell to do.

amish
 

I'd think that you'd do a serious amount of cross-marketing. Maybe have him appear on NPR (!!) and talk about both projects. No?

medical research studies
 

Anyone ever taken part in a medical research study - no drugs being tested - just a study on fitness, exercise, body composition - stuff like that. It's ongoing, like over a number of years. Does it take up much of your time - otherwise a pain in the ass? I'm thinking it might be interesting.

medical research studies
 

what's the sample size?






alright. I think I'm done with that one now. please stop tempting me, you vixen.

Slow Day Poll
 

Because this is a slow day and because I'm curious to hear the creative answers, set forth below (ha. I'm fucking losing it) is a poll you may find of interest.

POLL: Name something you would never do again and tell us why.

I will never give my (correct) cell phone number to the woman putting the firm directory together again. Partners can't seem to tell the difference between an extension number and a cell phone number (not to mention the problems they have telling the difference between Wednesday and Saturday or AM and PM).

I learned this one long, long ago: If I were going to cheat, I would never tell someone that my situation is different than it actually is. All parties must go into any such transaction with their eyes wide open. That said, I no longer cheat. Yeah, I'm an angel.

I will never go to the politics board again. 'Nuff said.

TM

Slow Day Poll
 

You're missing all the fun now that sebby's over there.

Slow Day Poll
 

I will never again fuck anybody that I met on the internet. Wait, that's a little too broad. I will never again fuck anybody that I met through this board.

Slow Day Poll
 

did you do this on purpose?

two words, stubbly balls

Slow Day Poll
 

Yeah, we'll see what happens if I get both of you to ACL.

My pretties.

Slow Day Poll
 

When did this start? If you've been adhering to this rule for less than 2 years, I call bullshit.

Slow Day Poll
 

Stubbly balls?

Slow Day Poll
 

Again?

Lucy 'splain.

Slow Day Poll
 

Did you do this on purpose?

three words, withered old bat

Slow Day Poll
 

All I can say is that there's this song by Jack Johnson called "Bubbly Toes" that is forever changed for me.