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Yes. It's just women's genitalia that's considered an insult.

Prick.

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You're the one who doesn't like the word, not me.

Whenever I use it, it's in an endearing sort of way.

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I didn't see Houston on his list.

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So you called me a pussy because you like me? How sweet.

Music
 

Hey Ollie,
Have you been to any of these? Worth going to?

June 4: EndFest!: Queens of the Stone Age, Interpol, Social Distortion, Hot Hot Heat, Stereophonics; The Bravery, Ash, Kaiser Chiefs, The Caesars, Kasabian, Tegan & Sara; Pretty Girls Make Graves, The Lashes, Aqueduct, Mountain Con, Razrez, 1 p.m., White River ($20-$40).

GWAR?
July 25: The Sounds of the Underground Tour: Lamb of God, Clutch, Opeth, Poison the Well, From Autumn to Ashes, Unearth, Chimaira, GWAR, Norma Jean, Everytime I Die, Strapping Young Lad, Throwdown, High On Fire, All That Remains, Devil Driver, A Life Once Lost, Madball, Terror, noon, Qwest Field Event Center ($29.50-$35).

Where is White River? In Auburn?

August 11: Ozzfest 2005: Black Sabbath, Killswitch Engage, Shadows Fall, Black Label Society, Iron Maiden; 2nd stage: Rob Zombie, As I Lay Dying, Mastodon, The Haunted, In Flames, Arch Enemy, Black Dahlia Murder, Bury Your Dead, Soilwork, Trivium, It Dies Today, A Dozen Furies, 10 a.m. White River.

Music
 

things that make me feel old- bands named after Smiths' songs.

I think I missed TM's tips
 

Could someone post these again please....I want to practice up before the contest.


Bunny

Music
 

I've actually wondered where White River is myself. No clue. Endfest looks pretty good, despite the presence of the Bravery. Those guys suck ass. Queens and SD, however, are always worth catching.

I'm afraid GWAR would come across too tame in a festival setting. All that fake blood and other bodily fluid needs a dark club to properly fester.

I love Sabbath, but I can't imagine what it would be like to see them today. I guess I could just close my eyes and listen to Tony's guitar.

Music
 

Further research shows that White River is on the Muckleshoot Reservation. Just east of Auburn. I had a feeling that's where it was. Endfest is the only gig on Saturday, so I may have to catch that one.

Another interesting pairing is Judas Priest with Queensryche. If they played all old stuff, that would be worth going to, because I don't like Queensryche's new stuff. Geoff has left his screaming rocker dude roots for a more mellow sound. It doesn't suit him.

I've seen video of Ozzy recently, and he's about the same. Probably better now that he's not falling down drunk.

An FB Fave
 

Damn, I killed the board.

This should go in the food thread, but it's got a FB history, so fuck it.

Anybody had any Copper River salmon yet this year? May get some tonight if I can bring myself to spring for $25/lb fish.


Mmmm, copper river salmon and Pinot Noir.

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Dude, that is the best. I miss the copper river. Which reminds me of an old joke that only people from the Northwest give a shit about what river a salmon swims in.
Got any Chateau Drouhin?

Because Ollie killed the board
 

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Co...ed_330a.h2.jpg
Inflammatory or what? Will this incite violence or no?
Coltrane after marriage?

Board Killers
 

Pacific Northwesterners who kill the board make baby Jesus cry.

Board Killers
 

I'm poking the baby Jesus with a stick even now. Typing with one hand.

Where's the faith?
 

Did Indiana pull Reggie too early? I think they were down like 7 or 8 with 16 seconds left. But its Reggie- didn't he score 10 in 10 seconds against the Knicks once?

Because Ollie killed the board
 

You like my bulge? You infidel American swinepigs!! Bend over and I will give you Allah's revenge!@!

Attention Please: POLL
 

You hurt my feelings, MR. So, I am not in the mood.

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But you will always move me to post. I heart you.

Where's the faith?
 

That one still hurts.

1995 PLAYOFFS (Eastern Conference Semis; Pacers win 4-3... Reggie: 22.6 ppg)

GAME ONE (May @ 7 @ MSG): Reggie caps a 31-point game by scoring eight points over an 8.9-second span, wiping out a six-point Knicks lead and giving Pacers series-opening 107-105 win at stunned MSG.

Shocking, unforgettable last-minute sequence: With Knicks leading 105-99, Reggie nails a three with 16.4 seconds left (105-102). Then Reggie – after pushing off Greg Anthony -- steals Anthony Mason’s inbound, steps back behind the stripe and nails another threeball to tie the score 105-105 with 13.3 left... Then comes the play everyone forgets: Sam Mitchell, thinking Indiana still trails by one, intentionally fouls John Starks on the inbound with 13.2 left, but Starks misses both FTA... Mason rebounds the second miss, Ewing fails to put back from close in, Reggie rebounds and is fouled by Mase with 7.5 left. Reggie nails both FTA (107-105 Indiana), then Knicks see last hopes fade as Greg Anthony slips and falls going to the hole as buzzer sounds.

Because Ollie killed the board
 

What's with the cheesy plywood paneling? Is he being held in a rec room on Long Island?

Attention Please: POLL
 

Can we repost TM's blowjob tips? I have a very worthy recipient.

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I've always liked you, you crazy bat, but when you lash out, I lash back.

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Now I'm wondering why you take a statement "I don't like the word _____" as a personal insult.

Board Killers
 

How are you reading the blowjob instructions? Oh, wait. You're doing the poking.

(I'm going to hell for that, aren't I?)

Where's the faith?
 

You can suck it.*

TM

*No tips, either.

Attention Please: POLL
 

Since you're here, scuttlebutt says that BigBrother 6 wiil be an "all star" set. Here's what Nathan says...

I think there's going to be a "Big Brother All-Stars" show soon, and here's why. CBS tore down the old house set and they're building a new one that's supposed to be two stories and really cool. Having a new house would make the show new for those of us who have been on the show, so it's a perfect time to have an "All-Stars"! I feel like the "Big Brother" fans are waiting to see an "All-Stars", and the production company has one year left with CBS. Also, the "Big Brother 6" auditions have been taken off the web site.

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Now that Hank has moved on from this to something equally pointless and stupid for his sig line, can I ask you nicely to please keep my name out yo mouth?

Board Killers
 

Hey, I'm a godless heathen, not a pedophile. I would not let the baby Jesus blow me. Even if he asked nicely. And had access to Thurgreed's instructions.

Now that Mary Magdalene, on the other hand... I'm betting she was a real blow job queen.

Attention Please: POLL
 

Go find it. But here's another good one, that I'm sure most of you know:

About halfway through the blowjob, grab the cock hard, near the top so that just the tip and maybe half an inch under the tip is exposed. Work the tip like you're hot and starving and it's the last ice cream cone on Earth. When just the tip is in your mouth, you can really go crazy with your tongue, because there is more space to move the tip around in your mouth and your tongue around the tip. While you're moving that tongue around like a dying fish, move your head around the tip (not all the way around like an owl, RP, you smartass) and take it in at different angles. Feels good and it's a great visual.

TM

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But GreatFuck's still in DeeCee for Taxapalooza...who else could there be?

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Please, I invented that move. Don't forget about the Blowjob Camel.

Oh, and is it on Infirm or here?

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Blowjob Camel? Is there a toe involved?

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Fifth year anniversary is coming up and I'm pretty sure the gift is wood.

Fringe, I hope you feel better.
 

http://cryingwhileeating.com/

TM

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It's at Infirm

And now it's here.

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I forgot what this is. Is it someone who goes for a long time without blowjobs but then demands 17.357 of them in one night?

Fringe, I hope you feel better.
 

I can't eat anything right now due to some evil virus or bad food or something, but I will update my picture when I'm back on food.

It seems like most of the people on there were guys.

Attention Please: POLL
 

No, its someone who wants 17.35 in one night out of fear that once we are settled down he will never get one again.

Not too worry. My man gets an engagement ring too. The unprivvy just dont get to check it out.

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Did he switch teams overnight? WTF?

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A Nuva Ring?