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sebastian_dangerfield 05-09-2005 06:12 PM
?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
 
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Originally posted by Not Bob
You and Mrs. Not Bob -- we saw some movie this weekend, and there was a trailer for Mr. and Mrs. Smith. My wife stated that she didn't want to see it because of her tender feelings toward Jennifer Anniston. (I know, I know -- she's nuts, but I love her.)

In other news, Angelina looks extremely fiiiine in the trailer. (I mean, sa-MO-kin hot. Jesus.) I'm not saying that I'd leave Jen for her, but I would be sorely tempted, and I didn't think that before this weekend. What is it about her?
Slap your wife for me.

NotFromHere 05-09-2005 06:14 PM
?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
 
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Me too. I thought he was cute in Thelma and Louise, but I would have totally taken Michael Madsen over him. still would. A zillion times over. Shit.
What? You didn't totally love him in fight club?
http://metaphilm.com/images/pheatures/guilt-fight-2.jpg

robustpuppy 05-09-2005 06:15 PM
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
What? You didn't totally love him in fight club?
http://metaphilm.com/images/pheatures/guilt-fight-2.jpg
Just in case there was anyone left who didn't think you were shallow.

greatwhitenorthchick 05-09-2005 06:16 PM
?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
 
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
What? You didn't totally love him in fight club?
http://metaphilm.com/images/pheatures/guilt-fight-2.jpg
I am not saying he is not hot. He is very hot and I would have sex with him again and again and again. (but I am a horny chick, generally speaking). I am just saying he is not that interesting. no je ne sais quoi.

NotFromHere 05-09-2005 06:18 PM
?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
 
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I am not saying he is not hot. He is very hot and I would have sex with him again and again and again. (but I am a horny chick, generally speaking). I am just saying he is not that interesting. no je ne sais quoi.
OK then. I was just about to have your womanhood revoked.

dtb 05-09-2005 06:19 PM
?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
 
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
No. I'm pretty sure that I'm mostly correct that Paris has way way more $$.
Doubtful.

I would think Nicole Ritchie (sp?) has more $$ than Paris.

Flinty_McFlint 05-09-2005 06:19 PM
?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
 
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
That's how I feel about Bland Pitt. So it seems that we could work out some sort of arrangement for their rebound "I'm Through With Other Celebrities" fucks. Were I to try the other side, it seems like Angelina would be a good teacher. I mean, if ABBA were too busy or something.
Gatti, quick set this up NOW. Earn your money dammit.

NotFromHere 05-09-2005 06:23 PM
?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
 
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Originally posted by dtb
Doubtful.

I would think Nicole Ritchie (sp?) has more $$ than Paris.
OK, I admit to not knowing how much Nicole or Tori are worth, but grandpa Hilton is worth $600, $30mill goes to Paris when he dies. Don't know how much she gets when daddy finally kicks. Plus she is reported to make about $10mill/year on her own.

notcasesensitive 05-09-2005 06:24 PM
?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
 
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
OK then. I was just about to have your womanhood revoked.
I don't think he's hot. But then I don't think that most of the musclebound gay pinups you post are hot, so maybe you should go ahead a take my Chippendales card. I think it expired anyway.

NotFromHere 05-09-2005 06:26 PM
?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
 
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I don't think he's hot. But then I don't think that most of the musclebound gay pinups you post are hot, so maybe you should go ahead a take my Chippendales card. I think it expired anyway.
Those guys don't make enough money. Plus they're mostly gay.

Flinty_McFlint 05-09-2005 06:27 PM
?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
 
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I don't think he's hot. But then I don't think that most of the musclebound gay pinups you post are hot, so maybe you should go ahead a take my Chippendales card. I think it expired anyway.
New game: Find ncs's type.

I'll start:

http://www.flyingchimp.com/images/chimps/director.jpg

Not Bob 05-09-2005 06:28 PM
?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
 
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Angelina does not like to be monogamous. Why would anyone leave their spouse for her? She is an on-the-side type arrangement.
I get the impression that rationality doesn't factor into the equation too often for men who are hit by the Angelina jones. She seems like more of a my-god-I-am-so-willing-to-ruin-my-life-just-for-a-taste-of-her type arrangement.

paigowprincess 05-09-2005 06:31 PM
?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
 
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I don't think he's hot. But then I don't think that most of the musclebound gay pinups you post are hot, so maybe you should go ahead a take my Chippendales card. I think it expired anyway.
Exactly. Now, are you also a member of the Benicio fan club? (not the kind that gives you the passwod to get tickets, just the theoretical one)?

Not Bob's Id 05-09-2005 06:32 PM
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Originally posted by Not Bob
[Angelina] seems like more of a my-god-I-am-so-willing-to-ruin-my-life-just-for-a-taste-of-her type arrangement.
Is that why you spilled a super-size Diet Coke slushy on your lap during the movie preview?

Wuss.

greatwhitenorthchick 05-09-2005 06:36 PM
?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
She seems like more of a my-god-I-am-so-willing-to-ruin-my-life-just-for-a-taste-of-her type arrangement.
Well, the men who enter into those types of arrangements are not very bright.

Flakey McFlake 05-09-2005 06:36 PM
Sah mokin
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
New game: Find ncs's type.

I'll start:

http://www.flyingchimp.com/images/chimps/director.jpg
OH. MY. GOD. That cat is HOT!

Shape Shifter 05-09-2005 06:42 PM
?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
 
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
This notion that I have an exceptionally hairy ass is all wrong. All wrong. Its another just-say-it-and-it-is-reality Paigow creation.

I shave it religiously with a Panasonic wet dry.
The same one you use for your face?

notcasesensitive 05-09-2005 06:43 PM
?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
 
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Exactly. Now, are you also a member of the Benicio fan club? (not the kind that gives you the passwod to get tickets, just the theoretical one)?
Benecio has a sexy aura, but I can't get past the looks-like-he's-been-hit-in-the-face-repeatedly black bags under his eyes.

Flinty_McFlint 05-09-2005 06:43 PM
?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
 
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
The same one you use for your face?
So, which is funnier--that he uses his face razor on his ass hair too or that he has a special razor just for the ass hair? It's hard to say.

Not Bob 05-09-2005 06:45 PM
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Well, the men who enter into those types of arrangements are not very bright.
It's the smaller brain problem.

At any rate, the movie looks like it might be amusing. Seems like sort of a high-tech Prizzi's Honor.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 05-09-2005 06:48 PM
?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
OK, I admit to not knowing how much Nicole or Tori are worth, but grandpa Hilton is worth $600, $30mill goes to Paris when he dies. Don't know how much she gets when daddy finally kicks. Plus she is reported to make about $10mill/year on her own.
Exactly. $30 mil is pocket change in the heiress world. Shit, I know heiresses who will get more, and I live in the fucking midwest.

Alex_de_Large 05-09-2005 06:54 PM
?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
 
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
So, which is funnier--that he uses his face razor on his ass hair too or that he has a special razor just for the ass hair? It's hard to say.
http://www.lileks.com/institute/perm...ry3/shaver.jpg

Whack Mybuttski 05-09-2005 06:54 PM
Rotting From The Head
 
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Originally posted by Spank Myasski
Yes, but pleese get the name right. It's Whack Mybuttski. And Paddle Mybuttocks.
Yeah, its strange how they get us wrong and confused, they should put this one in the FAQ section...

Whack Mybuttski 05-09-2005 06:56 PM
Rotting From The Head
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Paddle Mybuttocks
I'm neither, but what about me, Paddle Mybuttocks, the homage sock of the homage sock of the homage sock of the homage of hank sock?
stp.

<eom>

Shape Shifter 05-09-2005 06:57 PM
?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
 
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
So, which is funnier--that he uses his face razor on his ass hair too or that he has a special razor just for the ass hair? It's hard to say.
Right, either he has a separate Crackwhacker or he has fecal face. On behalf of motorists everywhere, I just hope he gets up in time so that he's not shaving in the car on the way to work.

Alex_de_Large 05-09-2005 07:03 PM
?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
 
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Right, either he has a separate Crackwhacker or he has fecal face. On behalf of motorists everywhere, I just hope he gets up in time so that he's not shaving in the car on the way to work.
The google images search for "crack wacker" returns this image:

http://www.schizophrenia.org/smallhuxtitle.gif

notcasesensitive 05-09-2005 07:04 PM
?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
 
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Exactly. $30 mil is pocket change in the heiress world. Shit, I know heiresses who will get more, and I live in the fucking midwest.
Sequels?

I don't doubt that Tori has a bigger inheritance coming her way than Paris does. Spelling Entertainment is ginormous. Paris has been more successful in generating her own cash flow however. She's made millions off of the teenaged Hello Kitty crowd in Japan alone according to the press. Hell, I'd trade bank accounts with either of them.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 05-09-2005 07:08 PM
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Hell, I'd trade bank accounts with either of them.
Paris sells goods while I punch a fucking clock. The fucking irony. [Sebby] Why the fuck am I working in a service industry again?[/Sebby]

I always wanted to be a Tenenbaum.

Shape Shifter 05-09-2005 07:14 PM
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Paris sells goods while I punch a fucking clock. The fucking irony. [Sebby] Why the fuck am I working in a service industry again?[/Sebby]

I always wanted to be a Tenenbaum.
Owen Wilson's spot is vacant.

Aloha Mr. Learned Hand 05-09-2005 07:16 PM
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Owen Wilson's spot is vacant.
OWEN WILSON is vacant...

Shape Shifter 05-09-2005 07:21 PM
?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
 
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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
OWEN WILSON is vacant...
He was good in Spike Jonze's Yeah Right! (even though the stunt part was actually Eric Koston in a blond wig).

paigowprincess 05-09-2005 07:47 PM
?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
 
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
So, which is funnier--that he uses his face razor on his ass hair too or that he has a special razor just for the ass hair? It's hard to say.
In the vernacular of our time, the proper term is assforest

()I()

Did you just call me Coltrane? 05-09-2005 08:07 PM
?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
 
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
In the vernacular of our time, the proper term is assforest

()I()
DELETED due to unfortunate assforest formatting issues.

NotFromHere 05-09-2005 08:28 PM
?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
 
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Exactly. $30 mil is pocket change in the heiress world. Shit, I know heiresses who will get more, and I live in the fucking midwest.
From the grandparents? Where the hell do you live?

I've seen that kind of gift for the kids, but not so much for the grandkids.

paigowprincess 05-09-2005 08:52 PM
Under the Who GIves A Shit File but its still a NFH scoop
 
Renee Zellweger marries some guy with a big black hat. They met in January.

My question is

1) Can anorexics get pregnant or is this a case of
2) Lowered standards.

Is it me, or is there rampant mantrapping going on? Doesnt anyone celebrate the six month dating anniversary anymore?

NotFromHere 05-09-2005 08:54 PM
Under the Who GIves A Shit File but its still a NFH scoop
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Renee Zellweger marries some guy with a big black hat. They met in January.

My question is

1) Can anorexics get pregnant or is this a case of
2) Lowered standards.

Is it me, or is there rampant mantrapping going on? Doesnt anyone celebrate the six month dating anniversary anymore?
Dammit. Beat by a minute.
ET has confirmed that Oscar®-winning actress RENÉE ZELLWEGER and country star KENNY CHESNEY have tied the knot! The surprising couple were married on Monday on the beautiful island of St. John in the U.S. Virgin Islands, where the singer has a home. In a short, 15-minute ceremony performed by a female preacher in front of a small group of family and friends, the bride wore CAROLINA HERRERA, one of her favorite designers, while the groom was reportedly barefoot. Both laughed and cried during the ceremony.

The happy couple met at the Concert of Hope tsunami relief effort on January 15 and maintained a quiet friendship that quickly blossomed. The marriage is a first for both stars, although the 37-year-old Kenny reportedly broke off an engagement to another woman in 1999, three weeks before the wedding. Prior to marrying Kenny, Renée dated WHITE STRIPES singer JACK WHITE and her 'Me, Myself & Irene' co-star JIM CARREY.

She's not really an anorexic if she's yo-yo-er is she?

So much for her and Jack White getting back together.

Jan 15? Isn't that almost a quick as Britney?

notcasesensitive 05-09-2005 09:07 PM
Under the Who GIves A Shit File but its still a NFH scoop
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
ET has confirmed that Oscar®-winning actress RENÉE ZELLWEGER and country star KENNY CHESNEY have tied the knot!
Don't tell my heart. My achey breakey heart. I just don't think it'd understand...

What? Not him? Huh. Okay.

Flinty_McFlint 05-09-2005 09:07 PM
Under the Who GIves A Shit File but its still a NFH scoop
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Renee Zellweger marries some guy with a big black hat. They met in January.

My question is

1) Can anorexics get pregnant or is this a case of
2) Lowered standards.

Is it me, or is there rampant mantrapping going on? Doesnt anyone celebrate the six month dating anniversary anymore?
I can smell the desperation all the way over here, and I don't think Rene has a smell sniper. A country singer? Are you fucking kidding me? Didn't she learn anything from Julia?

Hank Chinaski 05-09-2005 09:59 PM
?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
 
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
So, which is funnier--that he uses his face razor on his ass hair too or that he has a special razor just for the ass hair? It's hard to say.
I was a long time lurker and I remember Sebby talking about kissing a bar pick up who starting licking his ass a few minutes later. He thought he'd be okay if he didn't kiss her anymore. Someone explained unless his was her first ass he'd already been sucking at fecal bacteria, and someone else's at that. you can't clean that off. Maybe once he realized that, using one razor for both was like---ehhhh.

Flinty_McFlint 05-09-2005 10:12 PM
?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
 
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I was a long time lurker and I remember Sebby talking about kissing a bar pick up who starting licking his ass a few minutes later. He thought he'd be okay if he didn't kiss her anymore. Someone explained unless his was her first ass he'd already been sucking at fecal bacteria, and someone else's at that. you can't clean that off. Maybe once he realized that, using one razor for both was like---ehhhh.
You are now once again my favorite poster. I don't know what I was thinking earlier.


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