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sebastian_dangerfield 08-15-2005 05:32 PM
Heinous duck killer
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Some ducks just need killin'.
I have the black spider who lives in my truck. Occasionally, he'll pop up on the dash while I'm driving. He doesn't bother me, but the fact that he's been there for some time does, because that means there must be other insects for him to eat in my truck.

Shape Shifter 08-15-2005 05:34 PM
Heinous duck killer
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I have the black spider who lives in my truck. Occasionally, he'll pop up on the dash while I'm driving. He doesn't bother me, but the fact that he's been there for some time does, because that means there must be other insects for him to eat in my truck.
There may be mice and rats, too. Better get a snake.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-15-2005 05:36 PM
Heinous duck killer
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Some ducks just need killin'.
I had a friend in high school who had absolutely no common sense. He tried to read a story about a man who put a bunch of puppies in a pillow case and swung them against a metal pole as a current events report. It was so easy... all anyone needed to do was dare him to do his report on that story.

I wish we had people like that in professional life. I'd love to see a goofy colleague dragged out of a meeting by the ear for being so outrageously inappropriate and demented. It'd make work life so much more amusing.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-15-2005 05:37 PM
Heinous duck killer
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
There may be mice and rats, too. Better get a snake.
Where did NFH say they were giving them away again?

taxwonk 08-15-2005 05:37 PM
Heinous duck killer
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I had a friend in high school who had absolutely no common sense. He tried to read a story about a man who put a bunch of puppies in a pillow case and swung them against a metal pole as a current events report. It was so easy... all anyone needed to do was dare him to do his report on that story.

I wish we had people like that in professional life. I'd love to see a goofy colleague dragged out of a meeting by the ear for being so outrageously inappropriate and demented. It'd make work life so much more amusing.
You go first, we'll all follow.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-15-2005 05:40 PM
Heinous duck killer
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
The boys in my neighborhood found a bunch of snake and were throwing them in front of cars. I was OK with that. Until they started throwing them on people. Then I freaked out. I hate snakes. The fewer the better.
But snakes aren't frogs. I don't get it.

dtb 08-15-2005 05:50 PM
Battle Raging
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Won't your husband become insanely (and dangerously) jealous if he finds out there's a British dude on your desk? I'm sure you're just using him as a paperweight or something, but, you know, appearances, and all that. I guess it's better than a British guy under your desk, but still...
He might, Rabbit; he might.

dtb 08-15-2005 05:53 PM
Battle Raging
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I have heard the expression in a sports context - i.e. the [baseball team] has a deep bullpen - so they have strength in depth. Something along those lines. Meant to convey the opposite of weekness.
You read my mind, gwnc. In fact, I told this fellow (chap, bloke, what have you) that it sounded as though it might work in a discussion of sporting teams or events, but I couldn't readily think of other applications.

We are, as ever, of one mind.

dtb 08-15-2005 05:59 PM
Heinous duck killer
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Laci Peterson was not cute. That story only had legs because her husband was considered cute.
Ew. He was?

Shape Shifter 08-15-2005 06:05 PM
Battle Raging
 
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
He might, Rabbit; he might.
What was that part about dangerous again?

sebastian_dangerfield 08-15-2005 06:07 PM
Heinous duck killer
 
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
Ew. He was?
That was the whole spin on the story early on... "How could a handsome all American Boy kill his pregnant wife?"

Shape Shifter 08-15-2005 06:11 PM
Heinous duck killer
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
That was the whole spin on the story early on... "How could a handsome all American Boy kill his pregnant wife?"
That quickly changed to "fertilizer salesman." I can think of few job titles that rival this for negative implicatons.

robustpuppy 08-15-2005 06:12 PM
Heinous duck killer
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
That was the whole spin on the story early on... "How could a handsome all American Boy kill his pregnant wife?"
I thought the full spin was "his adorable, glowing, more beautiful than ever, ripe with his child wife."

Shape Shifter 08-15-2005 06:18 PM
Heinous duck killer
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
I thought the full spin was "his adorable, glowing, more beautiful than ever, ripe with his child wife."
I thought it was "his poor unborn child and its photogenic incubator."

Penske_Account 08-15-2005 06:19 PM
Heinous duck killer
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
I thought the full spin was "his adorable, glowing, more beautiful than ever, ripe with his child wife."
2. She was a hot preggo.


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