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Not Me 05-20-2005 05:58 PM
Attention Please: POLL
 
Quote:
Originally posted by LessinSF

3. Cunnilingus. Finally, the good stuff! I can’t offer a tremendous amount here, but some observations. A useful trick is to use your fingers while licking – i.e. get a rhythm going with one or two (or more?) fingers inside her (what we called fingerf*cking in high school) while your using your tongue. Other tricks? Slip your tongue inside her – again, rhythm is nice here. Suck gently whenever you are sucking. And not too much continuous pressure to the same area (the area you think is her clit – but probably isn’t. Did I say that?). And long strokes with your tongue are also a good idea. In sum, fingers, rhythm, variety, and going deep oughtta do ya. Frankly, I find it a huge turn-on when a guy actually looks where he’s going before he goes there, but other women might be uncomfortable with that.
Uh, no. Sucking the clit, yes.

BloatedSlave 05-20-2005 06:04 PM
New Weekend Poll for The Guys
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Stolen Fork
Who would put their dick in Paig's mouth?

Is this a historical question or just on a going forward basis?

Quote:
Originally posted by Stolen Fork

If you would, how many drinks does it take to forget she's a nutbag.
More than the 18 I had that night. It's 5 years later and I still can't shake the taint.

ABBAKiss 05-20-2005 06:07 PM
Wasted away again...
 
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Are you suggesting I have no hope of sleeping with ABBA?

ABBA, is this true?
There is always hope. For you too, paigow.

ABBAKiss 05-20-2005 06:08 PM
Wasted away again...
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
I thought Abba hated kids and was speculating that would somehow taint the vagina for her. Knowing that someone hasd passed through on her way to civilization.
I would not personally have children but I hold nothing against breeders if they are hot breeders.

Stolen Fork 05-20-2005 06:11 PM
While you're on the topic--
 
There is always hope. For you too, paigow.


________________________

Would you let her suck your dick?

robustpuppy 05-20-2005 06:17 PM
While you're on the topic--
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Stolen Fork
There is always hope. For you too, paigow.


________________________

Would you let her suck your dick?
It's time to flip this pussy.

paigowprincess 05-20-2005 06:19 PM
Wasted away again...
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Hmm. I suspect she has:

http://www.charlenesmusic.com/sitebu...78-181x183.jpg
Funny, I always thought she was never photographed or seen, kinda like Charlie from Charlie's Angels. I don't think she has been to her, based on those bangs, though I dont think she has been with any kings (or whatever) either.

Yay, my maybe boyfriend just invited me to Bonarooooooooooooo. Younger men are so fresh and fun. Though my maybe boyfriend is older than yours, gwnc.

paigowprincess 05-20-2005 06:21 PM
Wasted away again...
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
That's ridiculous.
I don't know. The word "slack" gives me the heebie jeevies.

paigowprincess 05-20-2005 06:23 PM
Wasted away again...
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
There is always hope. For you too, paigow.


That's great! I went to a lesbian bar a couple of weeks back but there werent any great TITS there, except for this one other hot bi-curious girl who was talking to me. I had to back out of that convo bc I was like "this cant work, we will both be like, 'now what'? Someone needs to be the driver." I understand your part of the patch is lovely this year. Just none of that muffin please.

sunnybunny 05-20-2005 06:23 PM
Bemsha Swing?
 
Where does the Bemsha come from in Bemsha Swing?

paigowprincess 05-20-2005 06:33 PM
Bemsha Swing?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sunnybunny
Where does the Bemsha come from in Bemsha Swing?
Bc my job just hit a new low in boringness, I looked this up in the hopes it was one of those things thaat Tommy Lee and Pam used to hang over the piano and fuck in. (not that I can imagine you and lunchbox getting it on in one of those). sadly, this is what I got. Its almost Chinaskian.

"The very existence of poetry should make us laugh. What is it all about? What is it for?"
--Kenneth Koch

sunnybunny 05-20-2005 06:38 PM
Bemsha Swing?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Bc my job just hit a new low in boringness, I looked this up in the hopes it was one of those things thaat Tommy Lee and Pam used to hang over the piano and fuck in. (not that I can imagine you and lunchbox getting it on in one of those). sadly, this is what I got. Its almost Chinaskian.

"The very existence of poetry should make us laugh. What is it all about? What is it for?"
--Kenneth Koch

You are such a freakin idiot.

SlaveNoMore 05-20-2005 06:43 PM
Bemsha Swing?
 
Quote:
sunnybunny
You are such a freakin idiot.
Is this a sudden realization, my dear - or are you merely stating the obvious for the benefit of our new members?

Stolen Fork 05-20-2005 06:44 PM
You are such a freakin idiot.

_____________________________

Would you suck Paig's dick?

robustpuppy 05-20-2005 06:45 PM
Bemsha Swing?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Is this a sudden realization, my dear - or are you merely stating the obvious for the benefit of our new members?
Newbers?? What newbers? Do you mean Stupid Fuck?

SlaveNoMore 05-20-2005 06:47 PM
Bemsha Swing?
 
Quote:
robustpuppy
Newbers?? What newbers? Do you mean Stupid Fuck?
Stupid Fuck? Leave Ironweed out of this.

Flinty_McFlint 05-20-2005 06:52 PM
http://img4.exs.cx/img4/4931/PenguinSlap.gif

sunnybunny 05-20-2005 06:53 PM
Bemsha Swing?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Is this a sudden realization, my dear - or are you merely stating the obvious for the benefit of our new members?

Nah, i just like to sit on the front porch and watch the trainwreck.

NotFromHere 05-20-2005 06:54 PM
Bemsha Swing?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Stupid Fuck? Leave Ironweed out of this.
She may have meant shizzle-berry. What the hell is a lo-berry anyway?

futbol fan 05-20-2005 06:54 PM
Park Bench?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Stupid Fuck? Leave Ironweed out of this.
Well, well, well. Look who just woke up from his malt-liquor induced nap.

paigowprincess 05-20-2005 06:55 PM
Bemsha Swing?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sunnybunny
You are such a freakin idiot.
You are too dumb to make that judgment.

SlaveNoMore 05-20-2005 06:57 PM
Park Bench?
 
Quote:
ironweed
Well, well, well. Look who just woke up from his malt-liquor induced nap.
Nap - OTB, same thing.

Stolen Fork 05-20-2005 06:57 PM
Valid Point
 
Newbers?? What newbers? Do you mean Stupid Fuck?

________________________

I am a new poster. Hi everybody!!!!!!

Look. I raise a valid point, especially on Friday when everyone's going to be piss ass drunk this weekend, like me:

When is a man so fucking desperate that he doesn't care that a psycho sucks his dick?

There is no fucking way in Fashion World Hell that any one of your 4,000-some-odd posts raises a more important question.

robustpuppy 05-20-2005 06:58 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
http://img4.exs.cx/img4/4931/PenguinSlap.gif
Can I have it, my love?

sunnybunny 05-20-2005 06:58 PM
Bemsha Swing?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
You are too dumb to make that judgment.

I didn't. I was posting the results of a poll.

LessinSF 05-20-2005 07:02 PM
Wasted away again...
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
That's great! I went to a lesbian bar a couple of weeks back but there werent any great TITS there, except for this one other hot bi-curious girl who was talking to me. I had to back out of that convo bc I was like "this cant work, we will both be like, 'now what'? Someone needs to be the driver." I understand your part of the patch is lovely this year. Just none of that muffin please.
Good idea - many any lesbians are far less discerning in their taste for women.

Flinty_McFlint 05-20-2005 07:02 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Can I have it, my love?
Anything for you. Go in peace.

futbol fan 05-20-2005 07:05 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Anything for you. Go in peace.
I'm getting a little misty seeing you pay it forward like this. Maybe there's hope for all of us, after all.

Flinty_McFlint 05-20-2005 07:07 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by ironweed
I'm getting a little misty seeing you pay it forward like this. Maybe there's hope for all of us, after all.
I know, it's weird, like I'm maturing or something. Oh, and your wife says hi.

tmdiva 05-20-2005 07:09 PM
Attention Boozehounds
 
So, someone donated a box of Honduran cigars and a bottle of Ballatine scotch for Magnus's preschool auction. Sound like good stuff? Or just marginally palatable swill?

tm

futbol fan 05-20-2005 07:13 PM
Couldn't help to notice I was caught in a speed trap
 
Quote:
Originally posted by tmdiva
So, someone donated a box of Honduran cigars and a bottle of Ballatine scotch for Magnus's preschool auction. Sound like good stuff? Or just marginally palatable swill?

tm
It's alright, but I generally buy it for the puzzle on the cap.

http://www.40ouncebeer.com/pics400/ballantinebottle.jpg

SlaveNoMore 05-20-2005 07:13 PM
Attention Boozehounds
 
Quote:
Originally posted by tmdiva
So, someone donated a box of Honduran cigars and a bottle of Ballatine scotch for Magnus's preschool auction. Sound like good stuff? Or just marginally palatable swill?

tm
On the swill side.

The cigars, however, could be quite good. Depends on the brand.

SlaveNoMore 05-20-2005 07:17 PM
"Cuz it'll get yo girlie in the mood quicker"
 
Quote:
ironweed
It's alright, but I generally buy it for the puzzle on the cap.

http://www.40ouncebeer.com/pics400/ballantinebottle.jpg
I always had you pegged as a St. Ides guy.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 05-20-2005 07:20 PM
"Cuz it'll get yo girlie in the mood quicker"
 
Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I always had you pegged as a St. Ides guy.
You pegged weed? Dude, I'm not going anywhere near your kitchen.

lookingformarket 05-20-2005 07:21 PM
Attention Boozehounds
 
Quote:
Originally posted by tmdiva
So, someone donated a box of Honduran cigars and a bottle of Ballatine scotch for Magnus's preschool auction. Sound like good stuff? Or just marginally palatable swill?

tm
Cigars depend on the brand, the Ballatine is swill.

futbol fan 05-20-2005 07:22 PM
Read me my rights, as if I didn't know this
 
Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I always had you pegged as a St. Ides guy.
You wound me.

Speaking of booze, why in the living fuck am I still at work? Lawdy lawd I need a drink. Where's happy hour tonight?

futbol fan 05-20-2005 07:22 PM
"Cuz it'll get yo girlie in the mood quicker"
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
You pegged weed? Dude, I'm not going anywhere near your kitchen.
You need to stop reading so much Savage Love, big fella.

paigowprincess 05-20-2005 07:23 PM
"Cuz it'll get yo girlie in the mood quicker"
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
You pegged weed? Dude, I'm not going anywhere near your kitchen.
Couldn't be. Weed is out of his league.

paigowprincess 05-20-2005 07:25 PM
Read me my rights, as if I didn't know this
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ironweed
You wound me.

Speaking of booze, why in the living fuck am I still at work? Lawdy lawd I need a drink. Where's happy hour tonight?
Apparently its at Palamino's or the Ramp. Or the other one that begins with an "M" on the Embarcadero. My maybe boyfriend would never take me to such a tacky place, but my college buddy on the quest has no such compunctions.

Replaced_Texan 05-20-2005 07:26 PM
Read me my rights, as if I didn't know this
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ironweed
You wound me.

Speaking of booze, why in the living fuck am I still at work? Lawdy lawd I need a drink. Where's happy hour tonight?
Museum of Fine Arts. Baseball show opens today. Bar opens in half an hour.


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