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Penske_Account 07-12-2005 10:35 AM
Escape from flying saucers poll -
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
My sister recently advised me that my mother is has been frequently commando for years. .
Yes, I can confirm.

greatwhitenorthchick 07-12-2005 10:38 AM
Gorilla, you're a desperado.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
The neighbors will probably catch it on video -- then the nation can catch it on C.O.P.S. (isn't that the name of a police show?)
Excellent. Will he wear a wife-beater with a big mustard stain?

bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do?

Hank Chinaski 07-12-2005 10:49 AM
Escape from flying saucers poll -
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
Yes, I can confirm.
What, you ride the same bus as her?

dtb 07-12-2005 10:50 AM
Gorilla, you're a desperado.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Excellent. Will he wear a wife-beater with a big mustard stain?

bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do?
I can't guarantee about the mustard stain, but I can guarantee it won't be a wife-beater. He's a crew-neck man.

I would say hot sauce is more likely than mustard, but I'll see what I can do.

Replaced_Texan 07-12-2005 10:52 AM
Next Year
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
I know you can't see me, but I may be doing this next year too. Maybe the best sockless man win!
When I was 16, I went to Spain for the summer. I went to a bullfight in Madrid, and once I realized what happens to the bulls if they lose, I started rooting for the bull. There were six fights, and on the fifth fight, the bull won. Horn through the groin. I opted out of running with the bulls after seeing that.

Penske_Account 07-12-2005 10:55 AM
Escape from flying saucers poll -
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
What, you ride the same bus as her?
No, but I have "ridden" trains with her.

Penske_Account 07-12-2005 11:00 AM
Next Year
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
When I was 16, I went to Spain for the summer. I went to a bullfight in Madrid, and once I realized what happens to the bulls if they lose, I started rooting for the bull. There were six fights, and on the fifth fight, the bull won. Horn through the groin. I opted out of running with the bulls after seeing that.
Unlike Hank I am not 6'11' irl or on the internet. I can outrun those bulls.

Alex_de_Large 07-12-2005 11:31 AM
Next Year
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
When I was 16, I went to Spain for the summer. I went to a bullfight in Madrid, and once I realized what happens to the bulls if they lose, I started rooting for the bull. There were six fights, and on the fifth fight, the bull won. Horn through the groin. I opted out of running with the bulls after seeing that.
A friend ran with the bulls in a small town's San Fermin celebrations and was gored in the leg. The horn went up under his calf, in line with his tibia, severing his achiles tendon. He had a sebacious mess of a pocket for about a year. No bulls for me either.

AdL

spookyfish 07-12-2005 11:32 AM
Next Year
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
Unlike Hank I am not 6'11' irl or on the internet. I can outrun those bulls.
Yeah, but I suspect that being 6'11 on the internet or otherwise would make him far less likely to take a horn to the nuts. YMM, of course, V.

Hank Chinaski 07-12-2005 11:36 AM
Next Year
 
Quote:
Originally posted by spookyfish
Yeah, but I suspect that being 6'11 on the internet or otherwise would make him far less likely to take a horn to the nuts. YMM, of course, V.
I'm not well proportioned.

I'm in the 98th percentile for height, but only in the 89th percentile for penis lenght, and 91st percentile for girth :( :(

ltl/fb 07-12-2005 11:40 AM
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
New board motto.
Or perhaps, a good nickname to give a guy around the office.
"Kent Tekulve" -- someone needs to explain this. It's a sports reference. WTF?

dtb 07-12-2005 11:41 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
"Kent Tekulve" -- someone needs to explain this. It's a sports reference. WTF?
I already asked, but no one stepped up to offer an explanation (and I'm afraid to google it).

Perhaps you'll have more luck. I hope so.

Alex_de_Large 07-12-2005 11:46 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
"Kent Tekulve" -- someone needs to explain this. It's a sports reference. WTF?
He was a baseball pitcher in the 70's and 80's, and he was famous for his strange delivery. SD was talking about his strange delivery style for delivering anal, so the comparison works.

greatwhitenorthchick 07-12-2005 11:47 AM
Update
 
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
I already asked, but no one stepped up to offer an explanation (and I'm afraid to google it).

Perhaps you'll have more luck. I hope so.
he was (is?) a baseball player. Safe to google. I don't get the reference though. I am not much of a baseball fan.

Hank Chinaski 07-12-2005 11:48 AM
Update
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
He was a baseball pitcher in the 70's and 80's, and he was famous for his strange delivery. SD was talking about his strange delivery style for delivering anal, so the comparison works.
Strange delivery, oh. i thought he was the guy who just couldn't pitch a complete game.


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