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Penske_Account 08-15-2005 07:28 PM
Age Rant
 
Quote:
Originally posted by LessinSF
I think I have an age spot (liver spot) on my hand. This sucks. I do not want to be old.
4 out of 5 (juris) doctors agree that reading my posts keeps people young.

Ignoring me, otoh, npi....... lol!!!

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 08-15-2005 07:38 PM
Heinous duck killer
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
I didn't say I wanted to fuck her, I said, in essence, I thought she was an attractive pregnant woman.
So you just wanted to play with her boobs?

Penske_Account 08-15-2005 08:03 PM
Heinous duck killer
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
So you just wanted to play with her boobs?
Yes, but in a good way.

pony_trekker 08-15-2005 08:35 PM
Age Rant
 
Quote:
Originally posted by LessinSF
I think I have an age spot (liver spot) on my hand. This sucks. I do not want to be old.
Fuck you. My whole back is like a connect the age spots puzzle that has been all connected. Just wait till most of the hair on your balls turns gray.

Penske_Account 08-15-2005 08:44 PM
Age Rant
 
Quote:
Originally posted by pony_trekker
Fuck you. My whole back is like a connect the age spots puzzle that has been all connected. Just wait till most of the hair on your balls turns gray.
I shave.

Pretty Little Flower 08-15-2005 11:00 PM
Heinous duck killer
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You do realize your controversial decision to discuss senseless animal killing imperils the boards’ existence, right?
He likes his mates with flat chests and tight asses, he could never (never!) imagine actually hunting our precious four-legged friends, he lives in Philly but has never had a cheesesteak, and he gets just apoplectic if you are not wearing a fashion-appropriate collar on your dress shirt.

And I'm the gay one because I engage in indoor cardio fitness activities?

Penske_Account 08-15-2005 11:33 PM
Heinous duck killer
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower


And I'm the gay one because I engage in indoor cardio fitness activities?
Not primarily because of that, but more due to the behind sex with other indoor cardio fitness enthusiasts of the male persuasion in the steamer room after the cardio-cyclical fitness activity. The former is more of an hors d'oevre, iyw.

ThurgreedMarshall 08-16-2005 08:01 AM
Heinous duck killer
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
I thought the full spin was "his adorable, glowing, more beautiful than ever, ripe with his child wife."
Watch yo back.

TM

Hank Chinaski 08-16-2005 08:37 AM
Heinous duck killer
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
He likes his mates with flat chests and tight asses, he could never (never!) imagine actually hunting our precious four-legged friends, he lives in Philly but has never had a cheesesteak, and he gets just apoplectic if you are not wearing a fashion-appropriate collar on your dress shirt.

And I'm the gay one because I engage in indoor cardio fitness activities?
Funny you didn't question his drinking soy lattes. That was gay. Both his drinking them and your failure to question it are gay, for that matter.

Hank Chinaski 08-16-2005 09:18 AM
funny commercial-Serious IT Question
 
http://www.muchosucko.com/video-awei...ommercial.html

Someone else (Thurgreed?) posted something from this site a few weeks back. this is a pretty funny commercial and the commercial is work appropriate. The popups maybe aren't.

The popups are "personal" ads from ladies who are "introducing" themselves with naked pictures. But what's unusual is that the ladies all live in my area. Is there "local recognition" cookie software out now, or do I just live in a slutty neighborhood (no Hank's mom jokes!)

I just have never noticed popups tailored to my locale, that's all.

ABBAKiss 08-16-2005 09:51 AM
Age Rant
 
Quote:
Originally posted by pony_trekker
Just wait till most of the hair on your balls turns gray.
IJTUIMMALB.

pony_trekker 08-16-2005 10:10 AM
Age Rant
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
IJTUIMMALB.
And what the hell does that mean?

Not Bob 08-16-2005 10:13 AM
Age Rant
 
Quote:
Originally posted by pony_trekker
And what the hell does that mean?
I think that it means that ABBA's not the hand within the "grey pubes" sock.

Seriously, it's an abbreviation for "I just threw up in my mouth a little bit."

greatwhitenorthchick 08-16-2005 10:14 AM
Grizzly Man
 
It's funny and quite strange. The guy is kooky and delusional but very charming. The shots of Alaska and the bears are beautiful and you wish there was more of that than interviews (although the interviewees are pretty freaky/emotional/interesting). Much, much more interesting than March of the Penguins.

pony_trekker 08-16-2005 10:21 AM
Age Rant
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
I think that it means that ABBA's not the hand within the "grey pubes" sock.

Seriously, it's an abbreviation for "I just threw up in my mouth a little bit."
I thought it meant "I Just Took U In My Mouth And Licked your Balls"


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