Attention Boozehounds
 

Cigars are El Rey del Mundo "Robustos."

tm

Read me my rights, as if I didn't know this
 

Is going to a tacky bar with a sandy man-trapping spinster wingperson the new fool-proof pickup move out there?

"Cuz it'll get yo girlie in the mood quicker"
 

Nahhh. I just gotta stop listnening to locker room talk from NFH's grandpa.

It's 3 hours earlier here, and I need a drink. Don't know how you've lasted this long.

Attention Boozehounds
 

I think those are pretty good for rolling blunts, once you get all the tobacco out of them.

"Cuz it'll get yo girlie in the mood quicker"
 

Try lasting till October. Waaah!

Read me my rights, as if I didn't know this
 

One cannot be a mantrapping spinster. I just spin. That said, yes, he is bringing sand to the beach.

Attention Boozehounds
 

WOW! You really are out of my league.

"Cuz it'll get yo girlie in the mood quicker"
 

Does your sig line somehow tie into Sidd's description of the late term preggo fetish? Bc if it does, that picture lost all its humor for me. Fucky McFuck is a sick fuck

You will, you will, you will
 

Ah now, sure there's no harm in a wee drink with the girls, just for the comfort that's in it . . .

http://www.ukquad.com/snapper.jpg

eta: yeah yeah yeah the fucking margins

PSA
 

My maybe boyfriend
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References like this scare the shit out of me. Friday you're "maybe boyfriend" then Monday you're "maybe fiance" and everyone knew but you.

I'm splittin for a rather large martini. Don't forget to keep your dicks out of psycho chick pie holes and someone might want to warn Paig's "maybe boyfriend" if you see him at Starbucks.

Late.

"Cuz it'll get yo girlie in the mood quicker"
 

I do not condone hitting pregnant women, or wildlife.

http://www.sandstorming.com/dump/donotmolest.jpg

p.s. For the record, under certain circumstances, I would let you blow me. See, I'm not such a bad guy.

PSA
 

I guess Stolen Fork isn't a penske sock bc the hairless consig hasnt flipped it yet.

"Cuz it'll get yo girlie in the mood quicker"
 

2. Though I'm not sure what effect alcohol will have on my stomach.

PSA
 

If you say so.

"Cuz it'll get yo girlie in the mood quicker"
 

Go for the Rum Cake.

"Cuz it'll get yo girlie in the mood quicker"
 

It is very, very difficult to get drunk off one of those unless you make it yourself. And, cake sounds worse than straight alcohol right now.

ETA cake (in reasonable amounts) does generally get me in the mood.

You will, you will, you will
 

Did the guy who wrote the Snapper and Committments write anything else good since? more movies?

New Weekend Poll for The Guys
 

Nice sock, Penske.

eta: STP, DOH!

"Cuz it'll get yo girlie in the mood quicker"
 

There's a litter in the works? Another piece of info I missed.

Leaving the Law
 

No, no... I mean, who could possibly be that egotistical? One would have to have an ego that threatened to engulf a large metropolitan area like a mushroom cloud to invent vignettes about herself with embellishments no one can believe.

I'm saying she would probably change the names to protect the innocent, and pretend that it's fiction.

(When I typed my original message, I knew someone would call me on it -- I'm glad it was you. Your badge is safe.)

Roddy Doyle
 

The Commitments: A- (R&B, as we all know)
The Snapper: B (unwed pregnancy)
The Van: B+ (adult male friendships)
Paddy Clarke Ha Ha Ha: A+ (father-son relationships following divorce; won the Booker Prize)
The Woman Who Walked Into Doors: B+ (domestic violence)
A Star Called Henry: B (trying to be Joyce)

Upgrade each of these a half-mark if you're ethnically Irish.

NBA Playoff observations
 

Is Subway Jared gaining the weight back? He seems a bit doughier in recent commercials.

Hey, how about that Javier Vazquez?

Wasted away again...
 

b 'n b just moved up a notch on my crush list.

We're there any Coachella reports? If the board is good, I'll post after I check out Sasquatch next week.

Star Wars
 

Sorry I wasn't able to help w/ Star Wars tix. I was in Bretagne and Paris. I almost posted something from outside the Pompidou, but seeing as how I'd just come from inside, and had only discovered that the 5th floor was closed AFTER paying my 10 euros, well I was in no mood to do my best work.

I wanna see some Rouault and I want to see it NOW.

The Sun Never Sets . . .
 

Wishing a special Happy Victoria Day to a certain someone . . .

RotAF

Heh
 

Abridged Episode III (spree: quicktime movie)

Wasted away again...
 

Downside of being mantrapped by PP

1) Constant leering at wallet

2) Stretchy vagina

3) Knowing I will never have a hope of sleeping with Abba

And, most importantly of all,

4) Bitch, bitch, bitch

Can anyone suggest any upsides?

present for GGG gift for SB
 

Ain't it a bitch when you spend all day getting baited and laughed at on the PB, you google for hours, and then finally come up with a zinger to post on both boards, but I've already left for a nice weekend away?

Making it look like Bob Melvin can actually coach?

How about them Desperate Housewives?

The Sun Never Sets . . .
 

I will say thank you on behalf of me and str8. But where were you on Canadian thanksgiving? Or Canada Day? Or the unnamed Canadian holiday in August?

Attention Please: POLL
 

I believe you meant everyone misunderestimates them. Until they have the red phone at their disposal.

DH
 

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I think that's a question they'll ponder over several weeks next season. It certainly looks that way and you've got to wonder how Zack's dad is going to get back from wherever it is that Mike left him. Also wonder if Bree will figure out that the pharmacist was responsible. She'll probably be the first suspect - that will also carry for a few weeks.

By the way, I fully admit to having no control over my hair. None. Zero. Zip. I merely wash it, dry it and make suggestions. Through no fault of my own, today, my hair looks like Bree's - only in the brunette version. I'm hating it.

Kids these days
 

Your text message on a 40-foot screen
Fans get new ways to interact at a concert

LOS ANGELES - Anyone who’s been to a pop concert lately has noticed that fans hold their mobile phones up in the air like a previous generation did with cigarette lighters. Beginning with the summer Clay Aiken tour, audiences can do a lot more with their phone than just wave it.

“Fans loved the concept and were sending multiple text messages to our stage front screens in an effort to see their names, talk to their friends, tell Anastacia how much they love her and win prizes,” Renshaw said. “Fans were so excited about it that marriage proposals were proffered onscreen.”

Boomerang is applying the experience it acquired last year when it worked with Def Jam Recordings artist Ghostface, who was on a festival bill with about a dozen other acts each day.

“We allowed Ghostface to connect with fans who ether were fans or who heard his music that day and became fans,” Field said. “We projected a number inviting people to interact -- to meet him, visit him on the tour bus, things like that -- and when you called you heard a recorded message from Ghostface.


What? No more lighters?
I'm sure the Clay Aiken crowd is safe from text messages that say "Clay is gay" or other similar things, but I wonder if there's a filter or censor keeping vulgarities and lude talk from the screen?
I mean, you know, the temptation is certainly there.

present for GGG gift for SB
 

Point of order- I don't beilieve it's being "baited" if the one "baiting" can't reel the fish in. Like in Jaws, when Richard Dreyfuss chummed the water then the shark came and ate him, I don't believe it accurate to say the shark was "baited."

Your problem is you keep trying to shark hunt, when your tackle is better suited for panfishing.

Kids these days
 

It has been a while since I've heard lude talk at a concert.

I think he has to be dead. How long could you keep her away without seeing the body? Also, what is the deal with the new neighbors. They certainly seem creepy enough to live in the neighborhood.

rp and I must have read the same article . . .

strikes me as stupid not to have him be dead. What's the plot--see her reaction? See if she digs up a body from the back yard? Besides, Rex isn't a major character, and he was sort of played out by the end anyway. The show is more interesting with him dead and bree having to deal with it.

As for the new housewife, she seemed weird, but the son seemed to want some cougar action. Gabrielle should take note.