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notcasesensitive 08-24-2005 10:15 PM

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No doubt the signing of Parage settling the dispute over the sovereignty of Andora (primary medieval economic product: sheep) helped stabilize the market for wool in Spain considerably. While in modern times the involvement of the church in political affairs is frowned upon, its part in brokering the deal - allowing both France and Spain to concentrate on other threats to their other borders.

Frankly, however, the French should have held out for full control - the Spanish were having serious problems on their southern borders still with the Moors, and would have caved.
OK, this sock officially sucks.

notcasesensitive 08-24-2005 10:18 PM

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What were you all watching? Actual porn, or like RealSex or whatever that is?
It was the Showtime reality show that followed Seymour Butts and his family in their endeavors running a large porn company.

And if Paigow was trying to seduce us, she really should have stepped it up a bit and put herself out there. Mr Crabby should have come out or something.

ltl/fb 08-24-2005 10:21 PM

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And if Paigow was trying to seduce us, she really should have stepped it up a bit and put herself out there. Mr Crabby should have come out or something.
Noted.

Ty@50 08-24-2005 10:24 PM

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OK, this sock officially sucks.
Wait. You were Mr. Ebola?

Penske_Account 08-24-2005 10:28 PM

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It was the Showtime reality show that followed Seymour Butts and his family in their endeavors running a large porn company.


Which episode?

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 08-24-2005 10:32 PM

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Economic policy in 1278 Spain and it's impact on the wool industry.
I hear Coltrane could really pull wool before he was mantrapped. I think it's the shorts.

Hank Chinaski 08-24-2005 10:35 PM

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I hear Coltrane could really pull wool before he was mantrapped. I think it's the shorts.
What material were the slippers ncs wore on her honeymoon made of?

virgin wool.

NotFromHere 08-24-2005 10:40 PM

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Or worse than Willamdtaint?
Who knows? He hasn't made an appearance yet. Has he?

bold_n_brazen 08-24-2005 10:55 PM

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I would say it was more embarassing then seeing Saturday Night Fever with my parents somewhere in my tweens, but not as embarrasssing as sitting between ole mom and dad at Ten, orgie scenes and all. My dad covered my eyes.

IT would have been less embarrassing had i not known you from the FB, aka Threeway board, and thought you guys might have thought I was trying to seduce you or something.
Seeing About Last Night with my mom at age 14 or thereabouts. I was traumatized by the bathtub sex scene.

Since then, I've learned to appreciate bathtub sex.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-24-2005 10:55 PM

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She was posting your opinion on JM. Which you have posted here before. You quoted her post that was essentially quoting you and then agreed with it.

I'm not sure which type of Whiff that is, but it is definitely somewhere in the family.
My bad. I don't recall 90% of what I write. Great. Now I'm being spaanked around the boards by myself. I don't know whether to be disturbed or flattered.

paigowprincess 08-24-2005 10:56 PM

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Is this related to the development of the market for merkins?
One of the Jewess Authoresses in my new book, The Modern Jewish Gal's Guide to Guilt (or whatever) is named Daphne Merkin. I feel for her.

paigowprincess 08-24-2005 10:58 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
It was the Showtime reality show that followed Seymour Butts and his family in their endeavors running a large porn company.

And if Paigow was trying to seduce us, she really should have stepped it up a bit and put herself out there. Mr Crabby should have come out or something.
Mr. Crabby wasn't born yet, but if he was, the presence of two of you would have preempted his necessity.

paigowprincess 08-24-2005 10:59 PM

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I hear Coltrane could really pull wool before he was mantrapped. I think it's the shorts.
To think, he will never tap some strange again. He is offically Sebby.

ltl/fb 08-24-2005 11:01 PM

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Mr. Crabby wasn't born yet, but if he was, the presence of two of you would have preempted his necessity.
This is starting to disturb me.

Presumably I will get over it, and not be scarred for life like a husband who sees his wife's hoo haa get cut open for a baby to burst out, right?

Penske_Account 08-24-2005 11:06 PM

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To think, he will never tap some strange again. He is offically Sebby.
And at his accelerated pace, Bilmoure is only another decade away.

Penske_Account 08-24-2005 11:11 PM

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This is starting to disturb me.

Presumably I will get over it, and not be scarred for life like a husband who sees his wife's hoo haa get cut open for a baby to burst out, right?
Is disturbing you in a discomforting way or a hornifying way?

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 08-24-2005 11:11 PM

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This is starting to disturb me.

Presumably I will get over it, and not be scarred for life like a husband who sees his wife's hoo haa get cut open for a baby to burst out, right?
You get over that, as well (at least I did). In the immediate aftermath of kid # 2, I was way tempted to stop by a strip club to remind myself what things are supposed to look like. But I was too tired. And it was too creepy, too, I suppose.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 08-24-2005 11:13 PM

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To think, he will never tap some strange again. He is offically Sebby.
At least he can look forward to the soft alcoholism of middle age. Speaking of which, I should go home and have a drink. This is one of those times when I really wish I had some weed.

Penske_Account 08-24-2005 11:16 PM

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You get over that, as well (at least I did). In the immediate aftermath of kid # 2, I was way tempted to stop by a strip club to remind myself what things are supposed to look like. But I was too tired. And it was too creepy, too, I suppose.

If you ever come to Seattle we can go to the Deja Vu. Now that NFH and I are tight, sts, npi, nttawwt, we roll like that.

eta: mcbvr is only allowed if he springs for some booze. and lap dances.

ltl/fb 08-24-2005 11:28 PM

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You get over that, as well (at least I did). In the immediate aftermath of kid # 2, I was way tempted to stop by a strip club to remind myself what things are supposed to look like. But I was too tired. And it was too creepy, too, I suppose.
You saw Mr. Man, ncs and paigow watching porn together? With thought balloons involving Mr. Crabby, and trying out the various positions pictured with each other, floating over their heads?

(RT posted a link to an article about the husbands/wives thing a couple days ago)

ETA I did not mean disturbing in a hornifying way.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 08-24-2005 11:33 PM

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If you ever come to Seattle we can go to the Deja Vu. Now that NFH and I are tight, sts, npi, nttawwt, we roll like that.

eta: mcbvr is only allowed if he springs for some booze. and lap dances.
I've had some rEdiculously drunken nights with mcbvr. Good times. He's never offered a lap dance, though, and thankfully so. YMMV. NTTAWWT.

Penske_Account 08-24-2005 11:42 PM

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ETA I did not mean disturbing in a hornifying way.
As we are break, is it more appropriate to communicate with each other through third parties?

Penske_Account 08-24-2005 11:43 PM

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I've had some rEdiculously drunken nights with mcbvr. Good times. He's never offered a lap dance, though, and thankfully so. YMMV. NTTAWWT.
Yes, boc, what a disastrous use of the word "spring" in conjunction with lap dance. I guess mcbvr has outed me, once again.

str8outavannuys 08-25-2005 12:25 AM

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Couldn't he have qualified it with "You need to lose weight only if you want to be able to reach to wipe your butt."

http://badgas.co.uk/moments/moment_062.jpg
I wanted to see this image again.

http://www.thesneeze.com/art/guinness/twins.jpg

mmm3587 08-25-2005 12:59 AM

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Baltimore is no where near Texas. Ironically, neither RT nor I were anywhere near either Baltimore or Texas when we hooked up.

But there are airplanes in this modern world, as well as telephones.

As it happened, she was in town, and we hooked up, thinking it was going to be a short-term thing. Then we realized we actually really liked each other, and have kept it going long distance. Fortunately, we are GAs, so the expense of plane tickets is not a huge deal.
Who thinks talking about it a good idea, though?

Penske_Account 08-25-2005 03:00 AM

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Who thinks talking about it a good idea, though?
I do. It's healthy for them. They are overflowing with the passion of their new found sexually charged zenergie and should share that froth with their friends and loved ones, or as a last resort, us.

Sparklehorse 08-25-2005 07:44 AM

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All you Gladwell fans (or not such) may be interested to know that he's got a new piece in this week's New Yorker. He takes on what's wrong with our health care system. I haven't read the whole article yet but my first impression (hi SD and TS) is that he's pretty spot on about the source of the problems.

It's available online here.

Hank Chinaski 08-25-2005 09:11 AM

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I remember Mr. Ebola and that controversy! People act like they are leaving the board, but they just come back under new identities., much like J Fred Socks. ANyway, I thought Mr. E was actually MR, JKIKE or Hank
I can say kike*. I'm jewish by osmosis. so I would have survived that blow-up.

*but wouldn't

Alex_de_Large 08-25-2005 09:35 AM

Celebrating the Hillbilly way of life
 
This is absolutely spectacular.

spree: Quicktime movie with sound. Work-safe.

baltassoc 08-25-2005 09:39 AM

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Who thinks talking about it a good idea, though?
RT, although I don't mind terribly. But that post was in direct response to an inquiry, and I tried to keep it as abbreviated as possible to avoid offending. Obviously, not abbreviated enough.

Would you prefer for me to talk aabout Andorran sheep?

Ty@50 08-25-2005 09:46 AM

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Originally posted by baltassoc
RT, although I don't mind terribly. But that post was in direct response to an inquiry, and I tried to keep it as abbreviated as possible to avoid offending. Obviously, not abbreviated enough.

Would you prefer for me to talk aabout Andorran sheep?
In October 2008 a sex video of the two of you gets out on the net. After that there's less complaining about the posts.

In fact, for a month or two you sold refrigerator magnets.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-25-2005 09:46 AM

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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
All you Gladwell fans (or not such) may be interested to know that he's got a new piece in this week's New Yorker. He takes on what's wrong with our health care system. I haven't read the whole article yet but my first impression (hi SD and TS) is that he's pretty spot on about the source of the problems.

It's available online here.
I think I can simplify it:

Health care should not be managed by market principles. That's his point in a nutshell.

He also suggests that allowing market forces to decide everything is being misperceived as an inherent part of democracy.

His argument will be moot soon. Docs are beginning to start "retainer" practices where the patient pays a set fee for a number of visits per year. In the future, pure insurance paid care will only be for those who can't afford to join a retainer practice. I already see specialists out of my own pocket. Its my health; I'm not fucking around with some asshole who'll make me wait forever in a waiting room and then see me for 2 minutes.

You can't fight the market.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-25-2005 10:01 AM

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To think, he will never tap some strange again. He is offically Sebby.
Uh, my wife and I swing. I've pmed you about this before. Kindly stick to our agreement never to post about it.

greatwhitenorthchick 08-25-2005 10:08 AM

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Since then, I've learned to appreciate bathtub sex.
Really. I have never liked sex in or around the water. Sex on a boat or canoe, fine. Sex in a tent near a beach, fine. Sex in a bathtub or shower, not good. Sex on a beach, not good.

ABBAKiss 08-25-2005 10:18 AM

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I would like to know what this term means to this board.

notcasesensitive 08-25-2005 10:23 AM

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Really. I have never liked sex in or around the water. Sex on a boat or canoe, fine. Sex in a tent near a beach, fine. Sex in a bathtub or shower, not good. Sex on a beach, not good.
Hmm. I am totally on board with the beach sex ban, but I think you should know that I am all about the shower sex (bathtub sex, not so much). Is this our first tiff? I hope we can work around this somehow because I've enjoyed being your internet girlfriend.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-25-2005 10:24 AM

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Really. I have never liked sex in or around the water. Sex on a boat or canoe, fine. Sex in a tent near a beach, fine. Sex in a bathtub or shower, not good. Sex on a beach, not good.
2. No, 3. 4 even. Sex on the beach is awful, particularly if you can taste the Boone's Farm and St. St. Ides slurry coming up your throat as you try to overcome the pain of the sand rubbing your skin, hopelessly trying to wring even a hint of sensation of out of your
ethanol numbed member... All the while thinking “I don’t know her well enough to pull out and finish the job myself... or do I? She looks familiar. Who’s cousin is she? Did she puke on herself? What’s that acidic smell? Don't puke on her... hold it back. Hollllddddd. Itttttt. Back..."

greatwhitenorthchick 08-25-2005 10:27 AM

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Hmm. I am totally on board with the beach sex ban, but I think you should know that I am all about the shower sex (bathtub sex, not so much). Is this our first tiff? I hope we can work around this somehow because I've enjoyed being your internet girlfriend.
I think we can work it out. Girl shower sex would be fine.

Phew!!

ThurgreedMarshall 08-25-2005 10:27 AM

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Originally posted by Gattigap
Everybody stop arguing about whether you or your opponent "whiffed."

There are few things that make this place sound more incestuous, introverted, and plain pathetic than watching posters snip at each other over who got the fucking joke, what the joke was originally about, or whether there was one in the first place.

If you're that emotionally involved in whether either you, or your opponent of the moment, "whiffed," you need to stop, smell your own goddamned post, and realize that what you just wrote carries more geeky odor than a Dungeons & Dragons convention.
I don't get it.

TM

sebastian_dangerfield 08-25-2005 10:27 AM

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I would like to know what this term means to this board.
Anywhere between Voluptuous and Obese.


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