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sebastian_dangerfield

05-13-2005 02:25 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Well, you just make me think that you really believe in doing things half-assed.

I'm trying to figure out if MR can lick his wife's ass when he's on top in 69. And, the reason many women may not like lying on their backs while performing oral sex is that lying on your back with someone pushing into your mouth is, unless the penised one is quite careful and/or familiar with acceptable depth, the functional equivalent of shoving someone's head up and down a la RT's erstwhile partner.

Does his wife have hip dysplasia? Or was that his German Shepherd?

LessinSF

05-13-2005 02:27 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
... Different strokes.

Nice combination of threads.

sebastian_dangerfield

05-13-2005 02:27 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I think you're brilliant.

TM

Oh, come on... like you don't do this? I'm just noting something I suspect most of us do, and appreciating it.

robustpuppy

05-13-2005 02:30 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Oh, come on... like you don't do this? I'm just noting something I suspect most of us do, and appreciating it.

There's a big fat bloated unattractive whiff.

ltl/fb

05-13-2005 02:37 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
There's a big fat bloated unattractive whiff.

big fat and bloated is unattractive? hmmmm.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

05-13-2005 02:37 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I think you're brilliant.

TM

POTW

sebastian_dangerfield

05-13-2005 02:37 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
There's a big fat bloated unattractive whiff.

So I'm hitting .320. Shoot me.

I can't help but attempt to chuck up some profound shit from time to time. I'm off the charts egomaniacal like that...

robustpuppy

05-13-2005 02:38 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
big fat and bloated is unattractive? hmmmm.

If it were automatically so I would not have included the word "unattractive." Remember, a foolish redundancy is the hobgoblin of little minds.

Anne Elk

05-13-2005 02:41 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
So Guy A saw Guy B last night and nearly beat the shit out of him.

Here's hoping that's the end of that.

Sounds like a Jerry Springer episode.

Is Girl A loving the attention?

Hank Chinaski

05-13-2005 02:42 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
1. I love my dead, gay son!

2. The hair guy is not the "normal" gay son. There is no doubt that he is gay. The food guy is the one that could pass.

TM

I'm like Jai, only taller.

Anne Elk

05-13-2005 02:43 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
WTF is wrong with you? JIF is for pussies. Skippy SuperChunk, skippy.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

05-13-2005 02:45 PM

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Originally posted by Anne Elk
Sounds like a Jerry Springer episode.

Is Girl A loving the attention?

So Girl A could then comfort Guy B while swearing at that Neanderthal Guy A whom she can't believe she ever was with.

I hope Guy A got it out of his system. Otherwise, he's in for a long hard ride. I say he needs booze and sex, now and in large quantities.

robustpuppy

05-13-2005 02:46 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
So I'm hitting .320. Shoot me.

I can't help but attempt to chuck up some profound shit from time to time. I'm off the charts egomaniacal like that...

So yesterday I got an issue of Parents Magazine in the mail. I'm not sure where it came from - it's not really my speed, although I guess at some point I should probably to do some reading about this whole parenting thing beyond researching the best 529 plans.

Anyway, Seb, there was an essay in there just ripe for your upchucked profundities -- by a woman who nursed her children until they were past 5 years old. The woman has three kids, the oldest a teen, and has basically been continually nursing for 15 years. She attributes the closeness of her family to her nursing her kids that long. I think she's a lactation addict.

sebastian_dangerfield

05-13-2005 02:47 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
1. I love my dead, gay son!

2. The hair guy is not the "normal" gay son. There is no doubt that he is gay. The food guy is the one that could pass.

TM

2. Both of them act very straight.

I recommend the hair guy's haircut. I used to work this complicated longer haired gig which usually just degraded into a bad mess. My wife told me I looked old, so I got the Hair Guy's haircut. Mine doesn't look half as good as his, but the fucking thing is really easy to deal with. You just get up, run your hands through your hair, mess it up, put some of this pomade shit in it so its stays messed and then leave. Takes like 20 seconds.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

05-13-2005 02:48 PM

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Originally posted by Anne Elk
2.

And I had you figured for the peanut butter you make fresh without sugar at the coop.

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