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This could go 2 ways...

1. Is that because they were discontinued?

2. You only getting your lude talk at work these days?

NBA Playoff observations
 

Dunno, but let's hope not. I understand that the man can't step within 100 yards of any McDonalds, Burger King or Wendy's without risking physical harm. If there's an overall weight restriction, the man may simply disappear from sight and become the victim of a mysterious boating accident.

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I could use some fucking 'luudes today. Do they still make them in Canada? Can Gwinky smuggle some over the border?

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My condolences. Rough way to end the season.

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I'm going to kill you.

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That cat is a three dollar bill. I can't put my finger on whether he's wearing-pasties-and-be-wah-balls-up-the-ass private crazy, or Father O'Malley nail-biting-because-he-so-desperately-wants=to-place-his-hands -down-the-drawers-of-every-little-boy-he-sees malignant. But he's hiding something. Its obvious. He has those creepy shark eyes... no whites, just huge black pupils.

Personally, I think he wants to screw the Quiznos' kid.

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You waterhead, Richard Dreyfuss wasn't eaten in Jaws. Quint was eaten.

And I have no idea who played Quint.

"Cuz it'll get yo girlie in the mood quicker"
 

I tried in college to make a shake with a bottle of Godiva liquer and vanilla yogurt. It gets you something, but I don't think I'd call it drunk.

I tried it with Gran Marnier in a few years back. Based on these controlled studies, I conclude the liquor-infused dessert approach to imbibing is an excellent way to test whether you're diabetic, but will never, ever get you drunk.

"Cuz it'll get yo girlie in the mood quicker"
 

I have been very drunk on vodka-infused watermelon.

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1. Ludes went out when Karen Quinlan was still the National Vagetable.

2. If you're talking ludes around the office cooler, you have grey pubes.*

* Or you've been to Canada or Mexico. In which case, why ludes? Xanax and adavan are the new ludes.... why wouldn't you get those instead? Or even some roofies?

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For what?

"Cuz it'll get yo girlie in the mood quicker"
 

Aren't you the one who makes vodka smoothies? I realize that you find consistency boring, but an utter lack of any kind of consistency whatsoever indicates severe mental problems.

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I like the way NFH's spelling error has turned into the whiff that took Manhattan.

"Cuz it'll get yo girlie in the mood quicker"
 

I don't consider a vitamin infuse fruit smoothie a dessert. Dessert muct include chocolate, vanilla... that sort of thing. Fot that reason, I don't consider GWNC's getting whacked on watermelon to be an exception to my conclusion.

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This may be too cheap and easy - possibly even cheesy in a "threepeat" sort of way - but I just realized I earlier mis-spelled "vegetable" as "vagetable." I was about to fix it when I thought, "Perhaps that could be used to desrcibe women who are lousy in bed and just lay there like, well, vegetables." Just a thought.

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So is "so drunk I fall asleep on the dinner table before the meal arrives." Don't go overextending yourself.

And yes, this may well be the first of several wonks. Brace yourselves.

"Cuz it'll get yo girlie in the mood quicker"
 

I think your mistake was using liquer as the only source of alcohol. You should have pulled the vodka out of the freezer for your drink.

How embarrassing
 

Oooh, foreplay.

How embarrassing
 

I probably shouldn't, but what the hell... Don't they usually prefer to be on top?

"Cuz it'll get yo girlie in the mood quicker"
 

True as to the Godiva, which has a much lower liquor content. But as to the Gran Marnier, it shares the same proof (80) as classic recipe vodka.

The gran marnier is a great way to get knuckled at a dinner without looking like a lush. A fat double in a big snifter will put a perfect exclamation point on the end of an boring dinner wine buzz. And no one will lok at you queerly, as some will when you order a vodka rocks or double Glenlivet nightcap.

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That's what he does. Now look at the pretty pink pants while he nailguns you to the floor.

Hope this isn't outable, sebby.

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"D" goddammit! Use the "D"!!!!!

http://www.ardentspirits.com/graphic...r%20bottle.gif

"Cuz it'll get yo girlie in the mood quicker"
 

From the spelling errors and the kooky sentiments expressed therein, I'm thinking Maude got Raoul's log-in.

PS - I love that my re: line using a line from an Ice Cube St. Ides commercial is still being tossed around.

"Cuz it'll get yo girlie in the mood quicker"
 

But it's so fucking sweet/heavily flavored, you can't use as much in, e.g. a recipe. Whereas vodka just makes it taste/smell like alcohol, and rum, while flavored, is not as strongly flavored as gm and therefore does not overpower as quickly.

For dessert beverages. I still don't think one can get drunk off dessert solids. Fruit, b/c of high water/liquid content, is more of a beverage. Jello shots also are a beverage.

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He wants/needs to go Atkins, but its a violation of his contract.

How embarrassing
 

No big. Charlie Sheen lent me his Big Book O' DC Hookers.

"Cuz it'll get yo girlie in the mood quicker"
 

If you drink gran marnier when you could have a Glenlivet I WILL look at you queerly, or more accurately, as being a queer.

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I hate Huey Lewis.

"Cuz it'll get yo girlie in the mood quicker"
 

Nothing more compelling than a "my drink is more manly than your drink" (hi, Sidd) discussion.

(My law school is better than yo-ur-urs. )

How embarrassing
 

Wow. The day wasn't even over before I fell off the list. Apparently the five times aren't evenly spaced throughout the day.

Thank God for Charlie's Big Book. Or Robust's Big Puppies. 'll never tell.

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Robert Shaw. WHo apparently was drunk the whole time. I don't think he lived much longer after the movie ended, if my recollection from the E True Hollywood Story: The making of Jaws is accurate.

And Paris Hilton definitley looks like a praying mantis with tits. your best yet.

How embarrassing
 

My how the times have changed.

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Now, maybe, but Sports? Let's face it, your objection to horns is just a cover.

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Don't get your tidy whiteys in a twist; its only a hand job.

"Cuz it'll get yo girlie in the mood quicker"
 

Well then come up with a better topic. If you aren't too tired from entertaining the out-of-towners during taxapalooza. About which, incidentally, ew.

"Cuz it'll get yo girlie in the mood quicker"
 

You don't understand sebby, ltl, so let me explain the difference. He meant liquer not liquor. You can put vodka in anything and its fine. So long as its vodka.

"Cuz it'll get yo girlie in the mood quicker"
 

I am too tired for more than snarky comments from the peanut gallery, but that's not why.

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Hi gwnc! I hope you had a nice weekend. Update time: is greatyoungfuck your boyfriend yet?

Same post to you, Abba.

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I don't dislike horns! I love Traffic and Little Feat. I even stomach certain Dave Matthews tunes (oh, shit, unless you live in a cave on Mars, somebody makes you listen to DMB every now and again). I just dislike when horns are added to bands that don't usually have them (Dead, Stones, Widespread, Crowes, Who). People seem to think the horns fatten the sound and add to the music. I say bullshit. Unless the song is written with a horn section in it, horns should not be added to it.

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Does Richard Dreyfuss survive Jaws?