Vibrator talk
 

Yeah, he comes on a plane.

What network is DH on?

Desperate Housewhiffs
 

How many vibrators are in a truckload? And did they send batteries? If they were sent to your sister, should they be thiskind of battery?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/space/powero...NlYwMlJVRPUCUl

61*
 

Yeah, that crossed my mind, too.

Vibrator talk
 

I've never come on a plane. Or in one.

Vibrator talk
 

I hate to stand in judgment, but that's definitely premature.

61*
 

Think he will? He's done for the year; I'm not so sure he comes back next year. And, if he does, it may look like one of Aaron's last two seasons, with 12 and 10 home runs. He'll be 42, out of the game for a year, and without the benefit of roids, on a gimpy knee that still isn't working right.

Less probably has the odds, but I might wager even money he doesn't break Ruth's tally, and figure his chances of surpassing Aaron are in the 10-20% range.

For RP
 

Awwww.

As I contemplate the wisdom I hope to share with my child, here is one pearl: once you have determined that an item in your wardrobe is simply too uncomfortable to wear, dispose of it. Do not wash it and put it back in your closet to torture you again, weeks later, after the memory of the torture faded enough in your mind and the fact that it was clean seemed a sufficient basis for wearing it.

Vibrator talk
 

Send her a letter knowing where she can off-load her excess.

Vibrator talk
 

I believe you meant this to read "airplane."

all of your "girlfriends" on those stuck-together pages of Penthouse and Club were relatively planar. to the extent you didn't mess the sheets, your first sentence is not factually true.

Vibrator talk
 

This might be the so-called pregnancy fog, or perhaps my life is too busy for me to concentrate, but lately I have even more trouble understanding you than usual.

This could be you
 

Vibrator talk
 

Hank, geometry jokes just aren't funny. Try some trig jokes instead.

Vibrator talk
 

Math is hard. Let's go shopping.

Vibrator talk
 

A plane is also a geometric term. beyond that I making reference to masturbation habits. to whit: I imply that pages from pornographic magazines that Coltrane may have used to excite himself were stuck together due to his spilling his seed (to "come") on these images, which are planes.

Vibrator talk
 

Lay off. Some of my best friends are trigs.