Vibrator talk
 

Remind me to close my shutters.

Tommy Lee goes to college
 

Tommy Lee reports to be really like botany.

"Of all the classes Lee took, the subject he really connected with was botany."

"I think I was a tree or something in a past life," the 42-year-old rocker told reporters recently, according to AP Radio. "I've always been attracted to nature.

Nature? Or the tutor?

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/SHOWBIZ/...e.reidmann.jpg

Vibrator talk
 

Huh?

Clear writing is like good manners. It makes things easier for everyone.

Vibrator talk
 

I didn't know Coltrane was such an enthusiast.

http://www.modelairplanenews.com/Com.../130/m0510.jpg

Vibrator talk
 

Coltrane jacks off and comes on the naked girl pictures so he has "come on a plane."

Vibrator talk
 

Oh. So you probably already know how many of them it takes to screw in a lightbulb.

Vibrator talk
 

I don't get it.

Catman
 

Catman has moved to Whidbey Island. Where he will be away from the normal people.

He has detachable whiskers and fanged dentures,
to be one with his totem, the tiger.

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ABP...2002441501.jpg

Stalking Cat, 47, has received so many surgical and cosmetic procedures he's lost count. And he says all of them — from full-face tattoos to fanged dentures to steel implants for detachable "whiskers" — have been done to achieve oneness with what he calls his totem, the tiger.
But some doctors contend that Stalking Cat displays a form of body dysmorphic disorder, which affects one's perception of personal appearance to the point of obsession.

Vibrator talk
 

That was laugh out loud funny. Thanks, Coltrane.

Vibrator talk
 

I didn't get that one. What is a trig?

Vibrator talk
 

Ew. What kind of pig reads porno mags during a flight?

Vibrator talk
 

Forget it. He went off on a tangent.

Vibrator talk
 

You are making no sense today whatsoever. I think you should have given up right after that egregious use of "less" instead of "fewer" a few posts ago.

[And hat's off to Whole Foods, which is one of the few stores to have a "10 Items or Fewer" express line. It actually makes me giggle with glee when I see a place get it right.]

Tommy Lee goes to college
 

So I watched the last half of the Comedy Central Roast of Pam Anderson yesterday and I have a few observations:

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1. Tommy Lee = not funny; not good at reading teleprompter jokes; not good looking
2. Pam Anderson = funnier than expected
3. Pam Anderson's top = see-through
4. Pam Anderson's headlights = on
5. Comedy Central = no attempt to conceal Pam's nipples
6. Courtney Love = trainwreck
7. Funniest part = at end, when everyone stood up to clap after Pam Anderson's speech and Courtney Love fell down the steps on the dias and nearly flattened Pam Anderson (as if that is possible), followed by Pam shouting "Jesus Christ!" (I believe it was unscripted)

Vibrator talk
 

You really are the sine qua non of this board, aren't you?