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1. Wake.
2. Make coffee.
3. Computer news, email, twitter, scores. This includes a check of the market futures and international markets. It's cool to have your 401k be SQQQ, airline puts and the Vix. But at least my house has doubled in value.
4. Necessary room.
5. Run (on treadmill if it still isn't light out. If light out go directly to "6")
6. Feed squirrels.
7. Feed birds.
8. Run (if no "5").
9. Shower, commute to work or work from home.

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Wake.
Verify I am still alive. Double check, be sure.
See if my wife will get me Coffee. Espresso, really, but whatever rocks your boat.
Check email.
If possible, more Coffee. Also, some warm orange juice.
Check on the clan members.
Check sheets and night clothes for excretions of blood; check body for undesirable blood or pus.
Take care of necessaries.
Consider whether medications needed for any chemo side effects.
Get short massage for muscles.
Shower, dress.
Get downstairs. Eat hot food, wash down with coffee.
Check email again.
More coffee.
Water plants.
Nuke some yoghurt and bring with me as I head to office (50 feet from kitchen)
Log in to first zoom. More coffee.

Maybe posting morning rituals wasn't the best idea?

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Alarm goes off. Hit the snooze button once.
Alarm goes off again. Look at my phone in bed -- news, weather, yesterday's Spelling Bee words that I missed.
Drain the lizard.
Brush my teeth.
Put on dog walking sweatshirt and shorts.
Make sure my daughter is awake.
Walk the dog.
Return home, depositing found golfballs in the container by the door.
Feed dog.
Wash hands.
Take daughter to school. Squabble over whose music we listen to on the way.
Dial into 8:45 standup call at work.
Drive to Java Junction. Finish call in parking lot.
Get large coffee and maybe a toasted everything bagel with light butter (Thursday or Friday).
Sit on the patio messing with my phone, writing in a journal, or reading a book for 15-20 minutes.
Drive home.
Etc.

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I get up each morning and dust off my wits
Open the paper and read the obits
If I'm not there, I know I'm not dead
So I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed
- Pete Seeger

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Funny, the two together as liquids is disgusting, yet an Orange Creamsicle is my favorite frozen treat.

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Wake up
Get dressed
Pee
Let puppy* out to pee
Feed puppy
Take puppy on "poop" walk
Put puppy in crate
Bring wife coffee
Make green tea
Drink it
Make another
Drink it while driving to work
Look at email
Run
Poop on run
Shower
Lunch
Consider shaving-decide not to

*For next 4 weeks puppy is at obedience school and the puppy efforts should be very streamlined after that.

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Whatever Kanan decides our morning looks like that day.

Morning is an entirely arbitrary time somewhere between 5:00 am and noon. Hopefully at some point in there, I can break away to go to the bathroom. Usually I get yogurt and berries down. But some days it takes until now (5:40 pm) to brew my first cup of tea. But Kanan eats, gets changed, I pump, several times. And we all take the dogs for a walk.

I go back to work after Memorial Day, so we will have to figure out an actual routine sooner or later.

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I miss Pete.

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Just keep finding time to post photos, please!

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Again, a hearty Fuck You to anyone who said that Roe was never in jeopardy.

I'm so fucking pissed off, even though I knew this was coming.

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And it's not like they're going to stop there.

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I don’t get it, Trump and Hillary are the same.

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I blame Chuck Schumer for everything.

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A majority of people think Joe and Don are the same.

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Sebastian, I am going to suggest that now is not the right time start with your weak ass “inaccurate prognosticator” bullshit, or whatever moronic explanation you incorrectly think will be a good idea now. Silent shame is your best course of action right now, although I know you will not be able to resist posting something stupid.