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1) I don't think you are in any position to call me a "fucking lunatic", Asslick.

2) don't insult gwnc by calling her self described maybe boyfriend a fuck buddy. ANd don't demean her experience by discussing whether one needs to lay claim to a fuck buddy. Just bc you are trapped with the same anus for the rest of your life does not mean all the single people are merely out there prowling for sex. Just bc you cant does not make it true. Sorry to kill your voyeuristic fantasy from between the cheeks.

3) Who the FUCK is Sequels?

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not sure. I guess I just don't want to rush anything. Plus it is fun now, and might not be so fun if I felt like I had to account to him for my behavior.

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I can't imagine that people are chatting sebby up for free legal advice. Doesn't compute.

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Is "fuck buddy" inherently insulting?

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There are a lot of stupid people out there.

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In the moment. Ironically, that approach is what will probably make this as smashing a success as you want it to be. Good for you.

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Your wrong about the "same anus" thing. Its a very dynamic anus, capable of dramatic changes based on how much oil and fiber his wife has in her diet. Its like the Grand Canyon - its a totally different vista in a rainy period vs. a drought.

Right now, I'm guessing its in a dry phase, as the Mrs. is probably eating less for Summer.

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Not inherently, not at all. But when MR makes assumptions, he makes an ass out of him and us. But asses sure are tasty.

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This was actually funny.

Where's coltrane?

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/05/23/bui....ap/index.html

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That was disgusting in a funny way.

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You like "fucking retard" better?

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Hey, when I'm wrong, I'm wrong. Sorry, MR.

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This will be lost on you, fringe, and should be lost on me, but why is CNN recycling ER plots? I thought it was supposed to be the other way around.

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Not that anyone cares, but the husband of the woman who claimed rape was sent to prison for 28 months on conspiracy charges. They took a $2 million settlement and then had the nerve to ask for more ($13.5 million) 2 years later. Jail time, but no restitution.

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Oh, and on this point: I'm sorry I don't mentally catalog every discussion on these forums. There are times when I go months and months without reading a single post and even when I am reading, I do a ton of skimming, so yeah, I miss a lot.

I am glad, however, that my ignorance on this point and others has given people an opportunity to chuckle. It's what I'm here for. Let me know if there's any other way I can be of service to you 4000+ posters.

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I have never met you and know little aobut you other than that you are a pasty guy who lives in the patch and hangs out with Rude Fats, and enjoys a nice ass sadwich. . But based on your oeuvre, I think its safe to say that my law school is better than yours.

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Actually, I'm a very polite person if you don't do something to cause me to dislike you. And even then, I'm generally non-confrontational.

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Classssssy.

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I think ltl needs a place to stay for the long weekend.

signed

a poster approaching her five thousandth anniversary.

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Should I be flattered that you scroll by most posts but always read mine?

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Unless you threaten to kill someone?

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She's in the 8000+ catagory, so I might even throw in a free breakfast buffet. Ass sandwich is a la carte.

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Who's making assumptions now?

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MR = SB? Who knew? Did you make up the lunchbox schtick because your mom made you brown bag as a kid?

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No. I was lucky. I got the discounted 20 punch meal ticket.

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Admin killed the board.

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So I was at the wedding of one of Mr Man's siblings this weekend* (I'm sure you are all jealous), and I was joking around with his aunt and uncle that there were only two requirements for me at the reception:

1. Don't get so drunk that I throw up.
2. Don't look bored.

I believe I passed both tasks with flying (or not flying, in the case of task 1) colors. Anyone have any other in-law (or pseudo-in-law) rules that they put into practice when dealing with the whackos who raised/grew up with your bf/gf/spouse/other?

This entire post is just a ploy to get some sort of discussion of the in-laws out of sebby. Is the father-in-law more of a gran(d) marnier dude or a godiva liquor cat?




*no, bilmore, I did not do the funky chicken. or the dollar dance. and yes, I realize that makes me a humorless bitch.

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We will never again visit either family without having our own car (except in places with sufficient public transit), and the risk of insanity and/or criminal charges.

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I once got a call from my sister's then-boyfriend, who demanded that I pick her up from his sister's wedding. She broke rules 1 and 2. He broke the "don't leave me alone when I don't know a single soul here and there's an open bar and I know your mother hates me" rule.

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Your sister sounds like so much fun. What is it with mothers and sons - my mother-in-law detested me.

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My ex's mom always acted like she liked me, but I suspected otherwise. Maybe because I refused to believe that Hilary Clinton is the anti-christ (and did we mention she's a huge lesbian?!?).

Mr Man's mom seems to like me. I haven't made my views on Hilary Clinton known to her yet though.

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My MIL hated me too. Which I guess means she was right all along.

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You are a mindreader. The moment before I read your post, I thought to myself, RT's sister is so much fun.

And my ex's mother detested me, too. I would like to believe it's because I am RT's-sister-level fun, but I don't think that was it. I guess it's just as well I ultimately gave her a reason.

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Yeah, but you did do that god damn motherfucking clink-clink-make-the-couple-kiss routine, you stupid fucking Jamaica-visiting, Zubaz-wearing, Mojito-drinking, spin-class-attending prole.

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This, of course, led to the subsequent remark that "she is one classy lady that obviously demonstrates an interest in our family."

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I've met you - and it's definitely "Fucking Lunatic"

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Its quite simple. The rule is that when a daughter gets married, the mother gains a son but when the son gets married, she loses a son.

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Think about how different your life would be if she were only the second part.

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They didn't do that at this wedding. No clink-clinking at all. No dollar dance either actually. This is not to say the wedding was schmaltz-free. Instead of the clink clink thing, they had people come up to a microphone and tell a story about the bride and groom in order to make them kiss. I did not tell a story. Mainly what I did do was (a) drink (not so much as to get sick), (b) look as unbored as possible and (c) listen to a lot of family gossip. I also was accidently nearly responsible for making a (pseudo) sister-in-law (not the bride) pass out by 2:00 p.m. when I ordered her a Bacardi O on the rocks instead of the Bacardi O wine cooler type thing she was expecting. I had no idea there was such a thing as a Bacardi O cooler. Live and learn.

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Two sisters. This one doesn't live here, but she's also a lot of fun. I don't get to see her nearly enough.

I'm pretty sure that this mother hated my sister even more after she got trashed at the wedding. It was not my sister's finest hour. In retrospect, I shouldn't have bought her the tequila shots before the wedding. They were supposed to calm her nerves before facing the mother for several hours.