Gmail
 

I would send you an invite but we are on break.

Scout
 

LOS ANGELES, California (Reuters) -- A 16-year-old actress who starred in the 2004 film "Sleepover" and appeared in the television show "Gilmore Girls" has vanished and is considered a runaway, police said Wednesday.

Scout Taylor-Compton was last seen on August 12 at her home in the Southern California community of Apple Valley and was reported missing by her mother, San Bernardino County Sheriff's spokeswoman Cindy Beavers said.

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Odd, why would an actress run away? Couldn't you just move out? Who names their kid scout?

"Full Figured"
 

I'm here for you, babe. Remember, I got str8 and rp mixed up, after str8 started using the baby avatar. It happens.

Advice requested.
 

Works pretty well in my crowd, but, as I said ....

I get pissed off when pressed to speak improptu, so I'm fond of doing it in odd tongues. But, if preparing a toast in advance, I'd stick to something roughly the length of my original suggestions. Long toasts suck ass. And save the funny personal stories for entertaining drunks around the bar.

BR(I forgot QaplaH! - success. It was adopted by the South Park guys for use by their douchebags, so it's almost sort of widespread, I guess.)C

"Full Figured"
 

I thought they were now officially the same person.

Gmail
 

PM or email me if you need an invite.

BB6
 

2. Busto is the best derogatory nickname in reality TV history; part and parcel of the best verbal assault in reality TV hsitory. "I'm sure you have a nice life, Busto. It's your husband I feel sorry for."

Gmail
 

Thanks. Got one, but I can't use it from work. Freaking security.

More gossip
 

Hey GWNC: Why is having sex in a canoe just like American beer?

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It's watery!!

New Rule
 

Based on this morning's weigh-in, I'm exactly twice the man that NFH is on the internet.

Not that anyone cares (except New York, because New York cares . . .)

And on that note, we're down to 4 weeks until Interpol!

"Full Figured"
 

It's almost like you don't understand the space-time continuum.

More gossip
 

Where does Ollie lie on the linear progression towards Bilmouredom? He must be where the Sebby fantasies of walking a mile for Jenny McCarthy and making eyecontact with strange women in hotels and considering a quickie is a distant memory, but before its time to revive the marriage with viagra.

"Full Figured"
 

I operate outside the context of the space-time continuum.

"Full Figured"
 

Because you are imaginary?

New Rule
 

Good god man - you're fat. And I think your doctor would tell you that. Better start working on that sympathetic baby fat right now. Because once #2 comes around, you're stuck with that baby fat forever.

Scout
 

If I lived in Apple Valley I'd get the fuck out too. That's like north and east of Big Bear Lake, I believe. Jesus, why didn't her family move her to LA?

More gossip
 

He is Sebby with kids, so about 30% closer to Bilmoure than Sebby is. At the stage where eye contact across a hotel lobby or restaurant is considered a quickie.

New Rule
 

2.

Scout
 

San Dimas highschool football rules!!

More gossip
 

The punchline is supposed to be "it's fucking close to water."

Your Canadian citizenship should be revoked*, but thanks for playing.

*Incidentally, someone wrote that about me in a published letter to the editor of the Globe and Mail in 1991. Ottawa did not act on that recommendation.

More gossip
 

I am considering making a roadtrip to Canada this weekend. Any tips on how to fit in?

Sexy Real Estate Agent
 

This cracks me up:

http://www.3wishes.com/images/realestateagent.jpg

Sexy real estate agent? Is that actually a fantasy?

Sexy Real Estate Agent
 

i just can't believe how full figured she is. Who would want that?

New Rule
 

OK, I think i Have it now


Coltrane Free Man -- > Sequels at 28, Roomie with Big TV, Thursday out with the Frat Bros commence THree Day Weekends of Attican Bedshitting----> Sequels pushing thirty---> Ultimatum (which if goes unheeded leads to Mantrap which Coltrane avoids by taking Ultimatum)----> Weekend Bedshitting truncated to Thrusday nights with the Brothers but weekend days registering for shit and visiting the Sequels In Laws---> Marriage----> SEBBY----> Thursday nighgts iwth the Bros becomes Third THursday, forcing the bedshitting to a lighter but more steady daily regime of Blueberry Juice, Red Bull and Ketel on the days when too much wine was consumed----> One more plane trip to a music festival where the last of the mushrooms will be consumed and its the End of Bedshitting as we knew it, though we still have hope there is an Attican Inflatable in our future, perhaps when the wife is out of town--> Wine is now a daily event and soft core E travelogues when the wife is working late brings on the officeial Soft Alcoholism of Middle Age--> Start posting on Thursday and Friday nights after a few instead of seeing the Bros then fuck wife--->Kid number one----> Ollie---->Become a wine afficionado and switch to scotch because the hangovers are more mild. ---> Go to last single friend's bachelor party and see last stripper (except for those at the Bing on Sopranos)----> Kid number two----> Real Sex on HBO becomes erection inducing----> Kid number three----> BILMORE-----> Real Sex on HBO is no longer erection inducing without Viagra.


Did You Just Call Me Coltrane

1975-2050

More gossip
 

tip the strippers well and keep your mouth shut.

New Rule
 

That was excellent. So if I stop at Kid 2, can I avoid Bilmorism? Or will it happen regardless?

BTW, I took a big dump in Atticus's bed this weekend. Sorry, dude; those high thread-count sheets are a bitch to clean.

Do You Recall?
 

Are you coming to ACL? If not, I am in the North East for peak foliage IYKWIM

Sexy Real Estate Agent
 

Wow. It may be now.

Sexy Real Estate Agent
 

She'll fuck you in more ways than one.

Sexy Real Estate Agent
 

Sounds like an improbable one, unless you're into sex sans furniture in empty houses.

New Rule
 

Where is my mid-life crisis? My mistress?

Otherwise, seems about right.

Sexy Real Estate Agent
 

there are always kitchen counters.

Sexy Real Estate Agent
 

And stairways, for that matter.

"Full Figured"
 

I am suddently overcome with this desire to make you crust the sheets inyour sleep, while teaching you how to become a blow job camel and roast beef sandwich afficionado, on a beach. Your wife is optional.

Sexy Real Estate Agent
 

Yes, but unlike an attorney, she'll stop fucking you after you're dead.

Do You Recall?
 

You wear a full disco mitt in the summer? That's gotta be warm. And sandy.

Sexy Real Estate Agent
 

If you carry your own towel with, the shower is also an excellent alternative. Only if the empty house has already been thoroughly cleaned.

Sexy Real Estate Agent
 

No towel. Fuck again on the brand new carpet. That should dry you off.

Sexy Real Estate Agent
 

And assuming your not fucking Gwink. Unless you're a chick.

The beach and some serious Oregon Pinot and craft brew calls; later, y'all.