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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
2. I don't like anything to be too sweet. If chocolate is too sweet, it's ruined. Hank sounds like a high-fructose corn syrup kind of guy.

dissent. Like when I go to the bar with friends, I'll order my lemondrop martini "light sugar."

Did you just call me Coltrane?

07-12-2005 04:37 PM

I would really like it

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
If chocolate is too sweet, it's ruined.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

07-12-2005 04:39 PM

I would really like it

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
2. I don't like anything to be too sweet. If chocolate is too sweet, it's ruined.

I'll adjust my splooge accordingly when I'm in NYC.

robustpuppy

07-12-2005 04:39 PM

I would really like it

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
then you shouldn't eat donuts. Stick to salt bagels, or maybe fellatio.

Hank, why are you trying to limit my choices and disparage my choice to discern among different brands or executions of the same basic item? How un-American of you.

P.S. Where is Ironweed? I miss him. He's salty.

ltl/fb

07-12-2005 04:40 PM

I would really like it

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
2. I don't like anything to be too sweet. If chocolate is too sweet, it's ruined. Hank sounds like a high-fructose corn syrup kind of guy.

I don't know that I've ever encountered chocolate that is too sweet.

Now I am craving three (3) different chocolate cakes from my past, none of which is where I am now, and one of which probably doesn't exist at all because the restaurant closed.

greatwhitenorthchick

07-12-2005 04:43 PM

I would really like it

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'll adjust my splooge accordingly when I'm in NYC.

Thank you. The perfect splooge is that magical balance between sweet and salty. Like a peanut buster parfait from Dairy Queen.

Penske_Account

07-12-2005 04:45 PM

Speaking of salty

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Would anybody here have a problem with this? I wouldn't, although I agree it's cheesy, and I wouldn't go telling the neighbors about it. The columnist's advice essentially was "get back to fucking your husband soon."

http://www.newsday.com/news/columnis...rail-columnist

Seems more benign than having sex in front of the babies, no?

eta: ooops, sorry.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

07-12-2005 04:46 PM

I would really like it

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Thank you. The perfect splooge is that magical balance between sweet and salty. Like a peanut buster parfait from Dairy Queen.

Great. That means I've been craving the perfect splooge for the past week. Is it the Spanish peanuts? The PBP has been my favorite since I was a kid.

greatwhitenorthchick

07-12-2005 04:47 PM

Speaking of salty

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Seems more benign than having sex in the front of the babies, no?

But less fun than having sex in the front [sic] of the neighbors.

robustpuppy

07-12-2005 04:48 PM

Speaking of salty

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Seems more benign than having sex in the front of the babies, no?

Responsive post deleted b/c the typo is making me queasy.

greatwhitenorthchick

07-12-2005 04:51 PM

I would really like it

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Great. That means I've been craving the perfect splooge for the past week. Is it the Spanish peanuts? The PBP has been my favorite since I was a kid.

God, I wish there was a DQ in this city. Tasti-D-Lite does not cut it.

Penske_Account

07-12-2005 04:53 PM

Speaking of salty

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Responsive post deleted b/c the typo is making me queasy.

Sorry. I post a lot of provocative shite, but that wasn't intentional.

I meant sex with the babies present in the room. In a non-participatory capacity. Preferably sleeping, unless they wake up and things are almost done. Crying builds character.

Replaced_Texan

07-12-2005 04:56 PM

Speaking of salty

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Sorry. I post a lot of provocative shite, but that wasn't intentional.

I meant sex with the babies present in the room. In a non-participatory capacity. Preferably sleeping, unless they wake up and things are almost done. Crying builds character.

My father will tell you that there's a risk of getting your toe bitten if the baby is near crawling stage, and you're not paying attention when she wakes up.

ltl/fb

07-12-2005 04:57 PM

I would really like it

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
God, I wish there was a DQ in this city. Tasti-D-Lite does not cut it.

Were?

There are a bunch in NJ: http://www.dairyqueen.com/en-us/Loca...ateProvince=ny that look like they are not that far from NYC.

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