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paigowprincess

08-25-2005 02:36 PM

Advice requested.

Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'm not the groom.

My future ILs already know what's in store for them. Luckily, Sequels' sister's husband is such a douchebag that I can do no wrong. It's like having an older sibling who was so awful that he/she paved the way for you to be the golden child. That happened to me, too.

I repopularized the word "douchebag". I also named Sequels. This stroy would not have been as good wthout me. I think we need an official Paigow Day to commemorate my years of contributions to the vernacular of this place.

greatwhitenorthchick

08-25-2005 02:36 PM

Sexy Real Estate Agent

Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
No towel. Fuck again on the brand new carpet. That should dry you off.

mmmm, rugburn.

notcasesensitive

08-25-2005 02:37 PM

Sexy Real Estate Agent

Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
No towel. Fuck again on the brand new carpet. That should dry you off.

My theoretical empty house has hardwoods. Actually, this is it:

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/apa/93261419.html

greatwhitenorthchick

08-25-2005 02:37 PM

Advice requested.

Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
stuff

Did you know there is a dance mix of "I've never been to me"? I heard it the other day.

notcasesensitive

08-25-2005 02:38 PM

Advice requested.

Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I repopularized the word "douchebag". I also named Sequels. This stroy would not have been as good wthout me. I think we need an official Paigow Day to commemorate my years of contributions to the vernacular of this place.

"Ping! Pow!

Flinty_McFlint

08-25-2005 02:39 PM

Sexy Real Estate Agent

Quote:

Originally posted by spookyfish
Yes, but unlike an attorney, she'll stop fucking you after you're dead.

[Butthead] BOING!!![/Butthead]

Gattigap

08-25-2005 02:41 PM

Sexy Real Estate Agent

Quote:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
My theoretical empty house has hardwoods. Actually, this is it:

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/apa/93261419.html

"Two large decks extending from 3rd unit plus 1500 sq foot rooftop deck, tiled in stone, sorrounded by glass walls, with large stainless steel grill, outdoor shower & 38 jets spa. The deck provides a 180 degree direct view of the ocean."

There. The pressing philosophical question of interior hardwoods vs. rugburns just became irrelevant.

fnordfnordhummingbird

08-25-2005 02:42 PM

Confidential to NCS

Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
LOS ANGELES, California (Reuters) -- A 16-year-old actress who starred in the 2004 film "Sleepover" and appeared in the television show "Gilmore Girls" has vanished and is considered a runaway, police said Wednesday.

{etc}

Psst. If you're looking to nail NFH twice in one day for being behind the times, feel free to let her know that the kid was lost two weeks ago, and they've already found her.

paigowprincess

08-25-2005 02:42 PM

BB6

Quote:

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
2. Busto is the best derogatory nickname in reality TV history; part and parcel of the best verbal assault in reality TV hsitory. "I'm sure you have a nice life, Busto. It's your husband I feel sorry for."

So when Howie discusses how great looking Hurricane Howie is, is this in a Howard Stern King of ALl Media way, or in a narcissistic way?

Do you think he is Jewish? He has fleshy Jewish mouth (Hi bnb!) and is named Howie.

I bow to Howie's naming of people aned flames. He makes me look like a piker. I am naming my next pet Busto.

notcasesensitive

08-25-2005 02:45 PM

Confidential to NCS

Quote:

Originally posted by fnordfnordhummingbird
Psst. If you're looking to nail NFH twice in one day for being behind the times, feel free to let her know that the kid was lost two weeks ago, and they've already found her.

Thanks, man. Though in fairness to NFH, it appears that CNN.com is also behind the times on this one. Surprise, fucking, surprise.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

08-25-2005 02:46 PM

Advice requested.

Quote:

I never stopped using "douchebag". Then again, I still wear parachute pants.

spookyfish

08-25-2005 02:47 PM

Confidential to NCS

Quote:

Where? In Spanky's back yard gamboling and frolicking with the deer?

dtb	08-25-2005 02:48 PM

Better late than never...

Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Why anyone would want to watch that is beyond me. A friend of mine saw his wife deliver by C Section. He said she asked how things were going and he looked at her guts, looked back at her, and smiled “Oh, excellent.”

I ain’t watching that shit. Who am I kidding? I'm shooting blanks.

When it was time to get down to business during the birth of my second child, the doctor pulled out a mirror (presumably so that I could watch.) WTF?!? No, thank you.

I said, "If that's for me, you can put it away." She did.

Some things are better left unseen. Having seen videos of the process, I am certain I wouldn't want to see it live.

paigowprincess

08-25-2005 02:50 PM

New Rule

Quote:

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
That was excellent. So if I stop at Kid 2, can I avoid Bilmorism? Or will it happen regardless?

BTW, I took a big dump in Atticus's bed this weekend. Sorry, dude; those high thread-count sheets are a bitch to clean.

Can you describe the dump? We may see a reverse progression along the path. Its only been done once, by TM. If I had MR's skills, I could draw some mad flow charts.

dtb	08-25-2005 02:52 PM

FUPA

Quote:

Originally posted by taxwonk
It's sort of the polar (npi) opposite of the dog knot situation. The pole hasn;t changed dimensions; Weed has simply developed an incredibly powerful shpincter from clenching it so long.

However, I have to confess that I am not sure if I am more impressed or saddened that you possess such truly deviant knowledge. It's like getting a little flash in a meeting and finding that you aren't wearing panties. A little sexy, but not quite copy-editor sexy, IYKWIM.

If it helps (or if it makes it worse?), I only know because it came up in conversation here last week. I didn't know what it was, until a kindly, fellow FB'er explained it to me.

NotFromHere

08-25-2005 02:52 PM

Sexy Real Estate Agent

Quote:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
My theoretical empty house has hardwoods. Actually, this is it:

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/apa/93261419.html

What does a Brazilian floor look like?
Is it covered in wax?

Did you just call me Coltrane?

08-25-2005 02:54 PM

Sexy Real Estate Agent

Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
What does a Brazilian floor look like?

You don't know what Brazilian cherry hardwood looks like?

paigowprincess

08-25-2005 02:54 PM

Do You Recall?

Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You wear a full disco mitt in the summer? That's gotta be warm. And sandy.

I like the three dimensional effect it projects under a white linen mini skirt at the right angle in the right light.

NotFromHere

08-25-2005 02:55 PM

Advice requested.

Quote:

Can we get a female version of the Coltrane-Bilmore progression? Something like (insert young single female poster) to Paigow?

NotFromHere

08-25-2005 02:56 PM

Sexy Real Estate Agent

Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You don't know what Brazilian Cherry hardwood looks like?

Whiff.
Ha.
I did it.
For the first time.
Yay me.

paigowprincess

08-25-2005 02:56 PM

Advice requested.

Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Did you know there is a dance mix of "I've never been to me"? I heard it the other day.

Cite please.

paigowprincess

08-25-2005 03:01 PM

Advice requested.

Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Can we get a female version of the Coltrane-Bilmore progression? Something like (insert young single female poster) to Paigow?

Even Ironwood hasnt phoned it in like this. You take a derivative concept and ask someone to put it together for you? Stick to the ancient newsstoires. Did the Runaway Bride reach her destination yet?

NotFromHere

08-25-2005 03:01 PM

Confidential to NCS

Quote:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Thanks, man. Though in fairness to NFH, it appears that CNN.com is also behind the times on this one. Surprise, fucking, surprise.

Fucking liberal media.
It wasn't just CNN either. Bastards.
But the point was, not that there needs to be a point, is that why wouldn't you just move out? Why bother to run away? Being famous and all, that would be harder to do. It seems.

NotFromHere

08-25-2005 03:03 PM

Advice requested.

Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Even Ironwood hasnt phoned it in like this. You take a derivative concept and ask someone to put it together for you? Stick to the ancient newsstoires. Did the Runaway Bride reach her destination yet?

No need to get all bitter on me. I thought it would be fun. But if you don't want to do it, don't do it. It's not like I've never done anything for you.

greatwhitenorthchick

08-25-2005 03:04 PM

Advice requested.

Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Cite please.

http://www.charlenesmusic.com/

Scroll down to "limited edition CD singles"

Oh and go here and scroll down to "Time Stand Still"
http://www.charlenesmusic.com/discography.html

The 2003 Mix with Rap could have been what I heard.

Ohmygod, there's a male version

http://www.charlenesmusic.com/never.html

robustpuppy

08-25-2005 03:11 PM

Sexy Real Estate Agent

Quote:

Originally posted by Gattigap
And stairways, for that matter.

The last time I fucked on a stairway I got both mmm, rugburn and, I'm fairly sure, pregnant. Word to the wise, FWIW, YMMV.

Sparklehorse

08-25-2005 03:13 PM

Confidential to NCS

Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Fucking liberal media.
It wasn't just CNN either. Bastards.
But the point was, not that there needs to be a point, is that why wouldn't you just move out? Why bother to run away? Being famous and all, that would be harder to do. It seems.

Good God. She's 16. An unemancipated minor. (Okay I'm guessing about this. I don't really care enough to confirm.) Can you take the giant logic leap from there?

robustpuppy

08-25-2005 03:16 PM

Confidential to NCS

Quote:

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Good God. She's 16. An unemancipated minor. (Okay I'm guessing about this. I don't really care enough to confirm.) Can you take the giant logic leap from there?

And it's not as if she's Lindsay Lohan. She's had a few small parts, so even if her parents didn't control her money, there's probably not THAT much of it.

mmm3587

08-25-2005 03:17 PM

Sexy Real Estate Agent

Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
The last time I fucked on a stairway I got both mmm, rugburn and, I'm fairly sure, pregnant. Word to the wise, FWIW, YMMV.

I'm pretty sure that only that guy rugburn came inside you (at least *that* inside you), so it's definitely not mine, right?

Sparklehorse

08-25-2005 03:17 PM

Advice requested.

Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
http://www.charlenesmusic.com/

Scroll down to "limited edition CD singles"

Oh and go here and scroll down to "Time Stand Still"
http://www.charlenesmusic.com/discography.html

The 2003 Mix with Rap could have been what I heard.

Ohmygod, there's a male version

http://www.charlenesmusic.com/never.html

I like how the lyrics say she's been to "Niece and the Isle of Greece."

paigowprincess

08-25-2005 03:18 PM

Advice requested.

Quote:

Can someone remind me to listen to this much later in the day, after I have hunkered down for hours and am prone to the giggles at things like "what kind of shit fraternity paints a deli logo on its hallway wall "Ping! Pow!?

spookyfish

08-25-2005 03:18 PM

Confidential to NCS

Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
But the point was, not that there needs to be a point, is that why wouldn't you just move out? Why bother to run away? Being famous and all, that would be harder to do. It seems.

Because, as we all learned from watching numerous episodes of The E True Hollywood Story, child stars have such wonderful lives and total control over the money they earn.

Not Bob

08-25-2005 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Can we get a female version of the Coltrane-Bilmore progression? Something like (insert young single female poster) to Paigow?

Detailed descriptions of the things that a woman ain't supposed to see, as well as of the subtle whoring that costs too much to be free, would especially be appreciated.

TIA!

sebastian_dangerfield

08-25-2005 03:20 PM

More gossip

Quote:

Originally posted by Penske_Account
He is Sebby with kids, so about 30% closer to Bilmoure than Sebby is. At the stage where eye contact across a hotel lobby or restaurant is considered a quickie.

Yeh, well I still get the eye contract, you crusty worn old husk. My mojo's still working... nos smell of diapers and trips to Home Depot on these threads...

(Not yet, at least... leave me to have my fleeting fantasies of still being a viable player...).

paigowprincess

08-25-2005 03:20 PM

Sexy Real Estate Agent

Quote:

Originally posted by mmm3587
I'm pretty sure that only that guy rugburn came inside you (at least *that* inside you), so it's definitely not mine, right?

Why wasn't protection used? Or was the condom not quite intact?

Did you just call me Coltrane?

08-25-2005 03:20 PM

Advice requested.

Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
(insert young single female poster) to Paigow?

sunnybunny

paigowprincess

08-25-2005 03:22 PM

More gossip

Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Yeh, well I still get the eye contract, you crusty worn old husk. My mojo's still working... nos smell of diapers and trips to Home Depot on these threads...

(Not yet, at least... leave me to have my fleeting fantasies of still being a viable player...).

Oh jesus, you don't have an expectant wife do you?

paigowprincess

08-25-2005 03:23 PM

Advice requested.

Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Sunny Bunny

Nope. She has crossed into the Spinster Nation. Someone better improve the quality of our board mottoes, or this trajectory may never come to be.

Not Bob

08-25-2005 03:24 PM

Advice requested.

Quote:

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
I like how the lyrics say she's been to "Niece and the Isle of Greece."

This, though, is even funnier:

When her first album was repackaged as "Songs of Love" an edited version of the song was included. Many found the spoken bridge in the original to be too feminist and it was edited out.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

greatwhitenorthchick

08-25-2005 03:27 PM

Advice requested.

Quote:

Originally posted by Not Bob
This, though, is even funnier:

When her first album was repackaged as "Songs of Love" an edited version of the song was included. Many found the spoken bridge in the original to be too feminist and it was edited out.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

We've come a long way, baby.

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