Vibrator talk
 

I don't know latin but if that means "dumbest" someone else already invented it.

Tommy Lee goes to college
 

Indeed. Well put together show.

Tommy Lee goes to college
 

The uncensored version is on late night on Friday (i.e. early Saturday).

This could be you
 

There is a place, south of here, where the gas is listed as $4.09. And they're very proud of it.

This could be you
 

You go there so you won't be bothered by the riff raff?

Catman
 

No. So lock your door and be careful when you are out hiking as the Catman may pounce at any moment. Or be attacked by a bear. That would be fun to see the Catman attacked by a bear.

Catman
 

No. It would be terrifying. It would be fun to see the Catman attacked by a Yorkie.

Catman
 

I wonder if the hot tub is in the room? If it is, the hot tub and the wine are all I need. I think the massuese is in-call.

Catman
 

My black lab likes cats. In a predatory sort of way. Perhaps I could bring him to Whidbey.

Vibrator talk
 

The Planes Indians practiced polygamy, and one chief had three squaws. The first squaw lived in a teepee of elk hide, the second in a teepee made of buffalo hide, and the youngest in a teepee of hippopotamus hide.

Then he slept with each wife on the eve of his great hunting trip.

He was gone nine moons and when he returned, he went into the elk hide teepee and found that his wife had borne him a son. Likewise, in the buffalo hide teepee, that squaw, too, had borne him a son. So, imagine his surprise when he found twin baby boys in the hippopotamus hide teepee.

This just proves that ...

The squaw of the hippopotomus is equal to the sum of the squaws of the other two hides .



That might be a geometry joke.

Catman
 

What is wrong with you?

Tommy Lee goes to college
 

Is there a censored version? I don't want to record the wrong one.

Catman
 

You like mice and rats?

This could be you
 

Yes, yes, George Bush's America is a wonderful one . . . http://www.meetwithcindy.org/img/cindy_s.jpg


http://media.washingtonpost.com/wp-d...2166-2004Aug13

"It is also the genius of a city to be composed as much as possible of equals; which will be most so when the inhabitants are in the middle state: from whence it follows, that that city must be best framed which is composed of those whom we say are naturally its proper members. It is men of this station also who will be best assured of safety and protection; for they will neither covet what belongs to others, as the poor do; nor will others covet what is theirs, as the poor do what belongs to the rich; and thus, without plotting against any one, or having any one plot against them, they will live free from danger: for which reason Phocylides wisely wishes for the middle state, as being most productive of happiness."

Aristotle

Tommy Lee goes to college
 

The bad words were bleeped, so I would guess that I watched the censored version because it was on prime time tv last night. It would be funnier to hear without the bleeps, obviously.