Short Yellow Bus
 

Paigs: You are the only person who replies to his posts anymore. If that isnt love, then what is?
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And people respond to your posts because it's the internet equivalent of teasing the mentally retarded.

Rules To Live By
 

Tried having four or five Irish coffees in one sitting lately?

Rules To Live By
 

Despite attending a church that has a 15 minute limit on wedding ceremonies, I disagree. I always find it interesting to see how other people's religions work, and have enjoyed the hour and a half full mass Catholic wedding and the hour and a half long service mostly in a language I didn't understand Jewish wedding that I have been to.

You are assuming that drinking with a bunch of random hicks is more interesting than going to church with them. As someone who does both regularly, I beg to differ.

Rules To Live By
 

Put more irish in, less coffee. WTF. You are so stupid.

present for GGG gift for SB
 

A big, very good movie. Paigow, you should rent it.

Rules To Live By
 

Espresso and Frangelica. Yum.

I feel like a sissy just for writing that.

Rules To Live By
 

I was once asked to say grace at a catholic wedding. I was tempted to do the whole Baruch Atta Adonai thing, but refrained. Damn my mother for giving me a name that makes me sound like a catholic girl.

Kids these days
 

Starting to be nice is easy. Keeping nice is the hard part. Try counting to ten before hitting post. If those of us who have become nice can support each other- well there's just no reason foer this not to be a really really positive place. :D :D

Kids these days
 

Well. there will always be pussies hiding behind socks that are not flipped. Fortunatley, most of thos socks go the way of Not ME- to the Land of Fu

Sybil, Take 57
 

Rather amusing that you - of all people - is now advocating the flipping of socks.

Paging str8
 

Bo is the favorite now. Bet $69 to win $31. With Carrie you can bet $35 to win $65.

Then I said "what about 'Breakfast at Tiffanys'?"
 

You leave me no choice to believe that you have this box, and you hide it on the shelf of your bedroom closet, behind the Izod sweaters you wear wrapped around your shoulders whenever you go out in your pink pants.

NBC is really fucking stupid
 

Hey Fringey, did you go? I used to live right there (before it was a crappy different place that nobody went to) and I thought it was ok, but nowhere near deserving of the crowds it got. I'm curious what you thought of it?

I'd go to the Farmer's Market for crepes (or Loteria) over Toast any day.

Somebody's Got A Case Of The Mondays
 

Minding my own business, when out of nowhere Heartbreaker by The Bee Gees planted itself in my head. So I wanted to share. Giver I am.

Why do you have to be a heartbreaker
Is it a lesson that I never knew
Gotta get out of the spell that I'm under
My love for you
Why do you have to be a heartbreaker
When I was bein' what you want me to be
Suddenly ev'rything I ever wanted has passed me by

Yale is so proud
 

Dan Quayle. I go away for three fucking days and the only thng worth reading when I come back to ketchup is Less quoting Dan Quayle? I weep.

NBC is really fucking stupid
 

Or Doughboy's right across the street.

Back to the good ole days, greed
 

We are brothers under the skin. On the surface, you're just a scary-ugly motherfucker.

Rules To Live By
 

For you it actually seems right.

Somebody's Got A Case Of The Mondays
 

I heard "Jive Talking" on the way home. Maybe something was lost in the translation of our psychic connection.

NBC is really fucking stupid
 

No. I did not go out to breakfast at all this weekend. That is no doubt related to the fact that I didn't make it out of bed until after 1:30 pm either day.

Back to the good ole days, greed
 

I can't play soccer any more, but if you move to Chicago I'll be happy to swing by your office every week and grab your boob.

Attention Please: POLL
 

I thought you were shaving the ass forest these days?

Phone Home
 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...lf/mkolsen.jpg

"And so I told him, 'No way, $5 million is NOT enough money to play ET in the sequel; it is $20 million or no deal.'"

Who likes Math?
 

I am 100% sure that someone's beating me to the punch here, but if (as in the "Lets Make A Deal" situation) you have an omniscient Monte Hall-type person choosing to knowingly reveal a goat behind the opened door, which such person will do every time, then if you look at it on an ex-ante basis, by switching your choice, you're increasing your odds from 1/3 (the set of doors your originally chose) to 2/3 (the set of doors you did not originally choose).

Some people find it easier to grasp if you expand the problem to 100 doors, and let's say you choose door #1. And Monte Hall chooses to reveal that every door except door #74 has a goat behind it. Do you want to stick with your original (1-in-100) chance, or do you want to switch? By switching, you "buy" the set of all other 99 doors. It's the same logic in the three-door game.

Attention Please: POLL
 

No, you got it wrong. He's competing in the regional qualifying event this year.

Kids these days
 

but there aren't really mean socks anymore. the only socks that try and be mean are the butt ski tribute socks and they're not mean, just inane. It's like if GGG starting phoning it in.

Rules To Live By
 

Ahem.

I think the word is "suckiosity". Get with the program.

Phone Home
 

That is just about the creepiest motherfucking pictures I've ever seen.

Attention Please: POLL
 

But how did you get him to stop pumping your head back and forth with his hands?

Phone Home
 

What is she, 4'6"? Can you say, "chronic malnutrition," boys and girls? Yikes.

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How embarrassing
 

1. I'm a boxers man, Commando.

2. She was talking fuck.

3. But she made a point of telling me she decided against it.

4. So I had to settle for a blow job. Her story about having sucked a lot of dick in LS may have some basis in the truth.

"Cuz it'll get yo girlie in the mood quicker"
 

See, that's why you never get invited.

present for GGG gift for SB
 

Unfortunately, yes.

Kids these days
 

Fetch me a martini.

Rules To Live By
 

I'd take the pegging, personally.

How embarrassing
 

You're on crack. If you're going that route, there are only two choices.

"In a fast german car/I'm amazed that I survived/An airbag saved my life."

Or "when I am king you will be first against the wall."

Granted, neither of those fit well into your draft opinion . . .

Holy Implants, Batman!
 

I just thought everyone would want to see her again.

Mmmmmmm, ratio.

Rules To Live By
 

Did you do the Hokey Pokey? 'Cause that's what it is all about.

Kids these days
 

Only about 760 more posts and you'll qualify for one!

I am just a poor boy though my story's seldom told
 

It's been a long time since I've heard any Newfie jokes. Not sure that this counts as one, so here's my favorite:

This Newfie is going icefishing. He starts to drill a hole with
his auger when a loud booming voice says "THERE'S NO FISH DOWN THERE!"

So he stops drilling and moves a little ways and starts to drill again. The same voice booms "THERE'S NO FISH DOWN THERE!".

So he moves a little further and is about to drill again, but the voice immediately comes again "THERE"S NO FISH THERE EITHER!".

The Newf looks around and says "Who are you anyways? God?"

"NO I'M THE ARENA MANAGER!"