advice on hair colour
 

I threw the U into colour bc that makes it all british and classy.

anyway, I have decided that spending three hundred bucks plus getting my hair done every few weeks is rEdiculous. I have never done the in home color thing bc I am a firm believer in you get what you pay for. And bc I just want highlights, and not a flat, one color dye job which is what my experience with old roommates who did in home dying ended up with.

so is theres some store bought line that would add lovely, multitonal (to quote the annoying cindy crawford) highlights that wont fry the shit out of my hair. Or should I continue to blow money at my outstanding french hairdresser who admittedly has done the best job on my hair of anyone? Am I worth it? Ben Affleck? Anyone?

And you call yourself a Fashionista?
 

AACCK! I can't take it anymore. I've seen this reference to the red thong like 50 million times since Breasticle Day.

If you paid attention to the picture like I did, you would realize that it was not a thong, but a french cut. Even from the angle of the photo, it was clear there that the lady in red's lovely ass was not exposed. I would stake my entire reputation, such as it is, on this fact.

Get with the program, people!

That is all.

sf

P.S. Should the subject of the picture care to settle this in the form of an anonymous post, I would greatly appreciate it. I feel it is my sacred duty as a member of this board to stop the spread of misinformation.

advice on hair colour
 

I have been on the horns of a similar hair colour dilemma myself for a few months now. But my dilemma is that I was just getting annoyed at all the chemicals in hair dye and wanted to switch to vegetable dye so I bought some vegetable dye (not henna) at Whole Foods. The results over the past few months have been unpredictable to say the least, so I am considering going back to my hairdresser.

That is only relevant to my advice because my advice is to stick with your hairdresser if you want predictable results. Home hair colour, vegetable or not, is unpredictable. It could look good one time, but it is hard since you are not trained to duplicate the results consistently.

(and thank you for using the u. I like an excuse to use the u).

And you call yourself a Fashionista?
 

Your memory is apparently not as creative as mine. The lovely ass remains exposed in my mind.

oh for the love of christ.
 

Do you still think that the Pretty Flower is anti- pot?

And you call yourself a Fashionista?
 

Spooky is correct. It was actually the bottoms of a tommy hilfiger bikini, not a thong.

oh for the love of pot.
 

No one is anti-pot.

And you call yourself a Fashionista?
 

Thank you. I hope this puts the matter to rest once and for all.

And again, thank you for sharing with us all. That day lives fondly (and accurately, apparently) in my memory.

sf

To the tune of "Puppy Love"
 

Is there a prize for worst parody? Like Ben Wah Triangles?

After last night's performance on the board (including this cornball response), maybe you should take another short break.

TM

To the tune of "Puppy Love"
 

You and I have had our disagreements in the past, but I must tip my hat to you in front of god and the rest of the board. That was hilarious.

sf

Important Announcement
 

Updated Ignore List:

Cheval de Frise
Atticus Grinch
Sebastian Dangerfield

Confidential to the above three:

Write whatever you want, say whatever you will, I do not care. I will not see your posts. Do not think, Sebastian, that you can avoid my merciless ignore list wrath through your questionable elevation to status of moderator. Because I am a super genius, I have discovered a way to circumvent your ignore list circumvention. My hereinafter proprietary method is as follows:

When scrolling through the posts, before reading the message part of the post, I will first look at the author field. You may not have yet figured this out, you reefer-addled simpleton, but in the upper left hand corner of each of your posts appears your screen name. By looking to the upper left corner before reading the message section of each posts, I will be able to immediately identify which posts are yours. As soon as I, using the above proprietary methods, identify a post as having been authored by you, I will avert my eyes from the substance of the post, and will scroll to the next post. So continue on with the delusion of ignore list omnipotence as long as you wish, you bleary-eyed, cheebahead. Post all you want about it. I will not see. Is any of this getting in through your dilated pupils and making sense to your mushroom pizza synapses?

To the extent the other two tiny-brained freaks are or will soon become moderators, the same goes for you. Prepare to be crushed under the iron fist of my ignore list tryanny from the date and time of this post until COB today, at which time I will retire, effectively putting the entire seething cauldron of Lawtalkers dysfunctionality onto my permanent and irrevocable ignore list.

a little sumptin sumptin for the guys
 

The White Pumps. THe toplessness and teensy skivvies. When did she become a stripper? Its a sad subsittute tor talent, when the only time you can get someone to pay attention to you is to take it off. Sadl, the jacking offers like Chef who are into this arent actually gonna buy your album, toots. Better save a little part of your body for your next attempted comback. Or get a new boobjob.

I remember once debating Shave about whether she has the potential for longevity like Madonna. Madonna got totally naked and it nearly killed her career. Becaue people were like, get over yourself. Here, the nudity seems to be the only thing that people are interestd in. Madonna overcame her near career death (round one) caused from nudity. Can Britney salvage her career with anything besides nudity? And making out with Madonna. THe cheap lesbian thing only adds momentary momuntum to the career.

She is so E True Hollywood STory in about six to ten years. ANd not the happy ending kind where nothing really bad happened.

White pumps, indeed.

Experts: Tiger Wanted to Kill Roy
 

Or, as observed by the astute Aloha Mr. Learned Hand, "I think the big-haired woman simply said Roy was 'like buttah', and poor Monty wanted to find out..."



Free Montecore!

Diet Coke-Addled Slob Enters the Contest
 

While I thank you for contributing to making this board all about me, I have to say, I dont see how you have the jurisdiction to discuss a sexual event that occurred over four years ago. You either have to be one of the parties who did it, or an IRL contact of said party. You are just a newish poster. No jurisdiction, Chunkstyle. But thanks for playing.