Kids these days
 

You are the paigow of the FB.

Oh, wait.

Holy Implants, Batman!
 

I am of course not hungover, but I am proud of myself for getting up at 9:30 and working.

Holy Implants, Batman!
 

I'm proud of myself for getting up, working out and not having forgotten an essential item of clothing.

Holy Implants, Batman!
 

I'm an eensy tiny bit hung over, and am not really proud of myself for much of anything this morning.

ETA OTOH, I'm not ashamed of myself for anything really either. I really wish the grey gunk would burn the fuck off already.

Rules To Live By
 

I knew some guys in high school who would debate which was more mellow, a sine curve or a cosine curve.

They would also go around reciting lengthy "Holy Grail" bits.

I miss high school, sometimes.

Rules To Live By
 

If I were on the part of the sine wave that coincides with PMS, I would probably tell you to fuck off. Is that mellow?

Rules To Live By
 

YOur HS was definitely better than mine. I didn't meet guys who recited lengthy Holy Grail bits until grad school.

Come to think of it, your HS must have been better than my grad school, because I don't recall ever discussing sine or cosine curves there.

I feel so inadequate.

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 

Jet Blue from Burbank / JFK. Hartford flights were pricey, and I want to see what the Jet Blue fuss is about.

Lucky for me I've got Bill Bryson books that I haven't finished yet, and my iPod, and a portable DVD player. I'm a self contained underwater traveling apparatus

Holy Implants, Batman!
 

If you go to the wrong bars, you will see almost indistinguishable collections of those overdone chicks doing either Britney or Jlo. I think the younger ones tend toward the Britney look, the older ones to JLo. A friend of mine calls it the "ahirdresser" look. I usually just refer to them as "Denise." I mean no offense to those with the name Denise, but for some reason, a lot of these gum cracking vixen seem to be named Denise in these parts. Don't know why.

They don't pay a lot for the boob jobs. There's a guy on Rittenhouse in Phila who advertises boob jobs for $4500. Thats not cheap for a good oriental rug, but its obscenely cheap for a serious medical procedure which will affecct your looks for the rest of your life.

Singed a bit, were you?
 

Just in case you were wondering, I had nothing to do with this. (spree: BBC article)

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 

Spooky steps in with an 0-2 count . . . here's the pitch . . .

Rules To Live By
 

You went to high school?

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 

Why are you attacking spooky?

Rules To Live By
 

Yeah, but in Canada.

Wagner Love
 

I do too, but I was rooting for them in the PK shootout. Patrick Vieria is such a little bitch. Too bad the ginger ninja up and choked.

Announcement
 

RT and I are tied for post count. Does that make me cool by association?


(I am not hung over at all. I love the Sangria/Chaser combo. Makes me feel bulletproof.)

Wagner Love
 

Scottish Cup is this Saturday, but to stick with the theme that seems to be getting Flower all hot and bothered, it's really hard to give a shit now. Plus also I would not be at all surprised to lose to Dundee United the way things have been going.

I have been told that Strachan never had the "hip surgery" that was the other reason he claims to have left Southampton. I am certain he complained of the stress, which is not a good sign for a manager that will be guiding the team into CL qualifiers this summer.

Announcement
 

You have even more if you count your NFH posts. MR should buy you a drink and a Chaser.

Rules To Live By
 

Huh. He doesn't look Canadian.

Rules To Live By
 

I had sex with someone from str8's highschool. I don't recall any holy grail conversation (apart from the usual).

Announcement
 

Do you mix in Red Bull or blueberry soy?

Announcement
 

when you take Chaser, do you still get that warm happy uninhibited feeling that comes from drinking alcohol (otherwise known as a buzz)?

Announcement
 

Yes, in my experience.

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 

You have chosen your fate.

I'd suggest White Plains as an alternative airport or even coming in from Rhode Island if you couldn't get Bradley. But you didn't even go in to LaGuardia. I'm sure you'll get to New Haven in time for next year's reunion.

Rules To Live By
 

I still cannot do simple algebra. I can understand accounting stuff when I need to (read "am forced to"), but I still can't do algebra. Trig might as well be Chinese to me. The only thing I was able to get was geometry, which for some bizarre reason, came naturally, with absolutely no effort. I'll never understand exactly why I could master one subject like that, yet utterly shit the bed in the other two. I mean, I really can't do a single alegbra equation.

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 

Weird. That was the only episode of that show I ever saw. I dug it and was psyched to tune in again and, poof!, cancelled.

That and the Job, tragic. Can't get em on DVD either.

Wagner Love
 

How come the only time you post, it is to respond to Ironwood?

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 

JFK, WTF? Take the subway to Penn and get on Amtrak.

Holy Implants, Batman!
 

Excuse me, but it's not the Tuesday hangover that makes you vulgar, it's the boxing. Weren't you LISTENING?!?

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 

The better answer is to take Jet Blue credit and book a flight that lands in CT or north of it. Time is money, and that Amtrak train is going to be packed. Even if they are all people who live in CT and thus not your ordinary smelly proles, it will be unpleasant.

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 

I flew into JFK last spring and tried the AirTrain connection to the E. I was in midtown (53/Lex) in 50 minutes. Huge improvement over taking the shuttle bus to the A station.

tm

Wagner Love
 

Much like you invented saying you invented things, I invented quoting sebby in my sig line.

Wagner Love
 

I'd like to see the highlights of Lehman's saves. All the articles highlighted his stellar play rather than a choke.

Holy Implants, Batman!
 

Isn't the answer obvious? They do the fake tits, fake tan, makeup and trashy clothes thing bc they are ugly. Or maybe just mousy. Average. And it is very hard to get to pretty when you aren't naturally so (hi ncs!), so the easiest and most economical way to do it is to cut open your nips and stick a couple of balloons in there, buy some six dollar bleach at Walgreen's, and fake bake (as if tan is more attractive than non-tan). Of course, since they are still ugly, they need to trash out to show off the one thing that might get them some looks- the tits-as-accessories. This way they can pretend that they are hot. But they aren't.

Poor white trash is so sad. They don't have looks or brains. They've got nada, nil, nachos. Fake tits and bleach is the only way to get any recognition. I don't know why you people mock them. It's tragic. That's the beauty of beauty. You don't have to tamper with anything. Ditto brains and self-esteem. THese people don't have any of these things.

Bearded Up
 

NFH seems to be busy posting as ncs right now, so I'll step in with this:

"Tom Cruise: Love for Sale?

The voting is done and the verdict isn’t good. Tom Cruise's “romance” with former "Dawson’s Creek" star Katie Holmes is being viewed as a fake, one of the most cynical PR blitzes created by Hollywood in a long time.

Today, both “Oprah” and “Access Hollywood” will shill for Cruise with interviews promoting his June 22 release, Steven Spielberg’s “War of the Worlds.”

On both shows, Cruise proclaims his love for Holmes. On “Oprah," Holmes makes an appearance and kisses Cruise. It has eerie echoes of Michael Jackson's famous MTV kiss with Lisa Marie Presley. You know where that ended up.

. . .

On April 4, I met Holmes at the Broadway premiere of “Steel Magnolias.” She told me she’d just moved to New York for the first time and was excited to be here. There was no indication that she even knew Cruise. Twenty-four days later, Cruise, who lives in Los Angeles full time, announced they were in love.

As they say in the trade papers, both actors, just like Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, are repped by Creative Artists Agency."

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,157478,00.html

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 

Am I the only person on the planet who finds Bryson insufferable?

Rules To Live By
 

Bitch, please. Of course you can. You have $5, and the 6-pack you want to buy costs $7.50. How much money do you need if you want to lawfully acquire the 6-pack?

That's algebra, dude.

Bearded Up
 

Why the attitude. You were nobody till you started claiming you were going with Slave.

Rules To Live By
 

$2.95

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 

Since your every opinion comes from someone else's blog, I'll bet no.