It's the end of the world as we know it.
 

Bushmills, neat. I must warn you that I am no coltrane, though, so I have to rely on quality, not quantity.

Canada's Loss Is Our, uh, Loss
 

Alanis Morissette has become a US citizen.

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...ette&printer=1

So she should not be called a Canadian. And she does not want to be called American. She wants to be referred to as Candian-American. Seriously.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
 

Can you tell my and/or your friends that we're fucking? thanks.

Canada's Loss Is Our, uh, Loss
 

Can I just keep using my old name for her? (It's non-nationalistic, if that helps.)

My kayak is in the shop.
 

That's no spoiler, that's the hook on the commercials. I also heard that three contestants get eliminated/leave on the first day.

Why don't I have lavender or white as a color option for the Super Secret Spoiler font?

No, I won't be watching. I'm never home and don't have Tivo.

That's a nice dress.
 

Sure. My wife already thinks that we are.

My kayak is in the shop.
 

I had to type in lavender. I think the white one to be invisible on the other background is actually silver, which is an option.

That's a nice dress.
 

I doubt it. She told all of us that you are impotent.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
 

FWIW, I suck at drinking whiskey, although I enjoy it at times. I also suck at smoking pot. It always seemed to fuck me up more than it did others - even after a few consistent years.

My kayak is in the shop.
 

I guess that should tell you how deeply I dig for Survivor-related tidbits.

That's a nice dress.
 

He's not with me, so it must be a psychological thing with her.

My kayak is in the shop.
 

you can always use the [color=white] code to get it--dunno why it doesn't let you choose it. Except to frustrate barely.

Canada's Loss Is Our, uh, Loss
 

Ok - she's a retard, but leaving that aside, it kind of raises a point. I have 2 citizenships and may soon have three. I just call myself Canadian because that's the place I feel like I am a citizen of, even though I don't live there. If she feels equally a part of both places, she may as well hyphenate.

Actually if I become a citizen I am going to insist on being referred to as Franco-American, because of spaghetti-os.

My kayak is in the shop.
 

Eh, spoilers posted before the show don't bother me. I already think I know what all the Surivor twists are and who is getting kicked off tonight. I am a spoiler whore and I always find that stuff out ahead of time. It's different when somebody posts about something that they KNOW happened on the show b/c they already watched it.

However, I'm at a loss for Apprentice tonight. Less and I have a bet and I don't want to lose but for the life of me I can't find any spoilers about who is getting kicked off tonight. If anybody knows anything, pm me.

My kayak is in the shop.
 

Fuck, now I will have to cross you off my crush list.

In other TiVo news, ever since I recorded "Hookers at the Point: Five Years Later" to see what those crazy whores are up to (Damn, DeeDee, you're still tricking for $20!?!), TiVo has been recording all this softcore porn for me. Like Real Sex and some documentary on HBO about that dude who does mass public nudes. There were some hot chicks in that one, though. I think that I saw robust's puppies.