You are correct. Hence the modifier usually.

I know just how you feel about wanting to poke your eyes out.

You're so cute when you're oedipal.

Hanky Skirt
 

Yeah, but what about his gut?

Hanky Skirt
 

Isn't the proper term belly?

Hanky Skirt
 

Wait -- what are we talking about again?

Mommy?

Hanky Skirt
 

Depends. Is this guy nubile or not?
http://www.markccollier.com/softballmark2.jpg

Hanky Skirt
 

I prefer both tummy and belly to gut. And it looks more just like he's relaxed and not sucking in. But I"m a fat, what do I know?

Hanky Skirt
 

I suppose it's difficult not to relax when you're wearing a diaper.

When I took my LSAT, my morning coffee caught up with me during one of the games sections. I didn't want to miss any time from the exam, but I had to pee so bad it was difficult to concentrate. Finally, after about 10 minutes of performing the "should I stay or should I go" calculus, I finally decided to go. Luckily, that section of the exam was dropped.

When I took the bar, I thought about wearing and adult diaper to avoid similar dilemmas. Then I remembered that all I wanted from the bar exam was a passing score, not a "best" score. I drank plentiful amounts of coffee each morning before the exam and enjoyed many guilt-free trips to the restroom.

Hanky Skirt
 

A friend of mine in New Orleans tells this awesome story about how a big group of her friends got together and found awesome spots for Mardi Gras on ladders (??? I've never been so I am unclear what this means) but none of them wanted to have to stand in line for the porta potties so they all wore adult diapers. Apparently, the first to let loose ended up going more than the diaper could hold and all over herself. She didn't change, however. Gross. They were totally wasted.

2, though I frequently experience that kind of communications entropy with Hank's posts. To his credit, he's usually very good about explaining them to me if I ask.

Hanky Skirt
 

While I certainly don't have abs like Brad Pitt in "Fight Club", my shit doesn't hang like that pic, even when, as you say, "Im relaxed and not sucking in." That dude has a gut.

Did you sleep with your mother? Was it fun? Details, please.

Hanky Skirt
 

I guess I don't mind a minor small gut then. I am not one to be overly picky.

Hanky Skirt
 

I knew people in college who used to throw "Depends parties". Yes, it was as disgusting as you might think.

I was unaware that the effects of poking out one's eyes only lasts a few days.

Hanky Skirt
 

Who cares? Can I order one and have him delivered to Boston?

Hanky Skirt
 

Personally, I find him a bit muscley and am not so into athletes. It's totally possible he has a "gut" under that shirt, too.

Hanky Skirt
 

If you're ordering pitchers up, how about this one instead?

http://espn-i.starwave.com/media/mlb..._randyj_vt.jpg

I think he's a bit optimistic on how quickly he'll pick up and learn to type in braile. but he might be a quick study. I wonder what my voice will sound like if he gets himself a program to change posted words into sound. maybe I'm overanalyzing though.

Hanky Skirt
 

He's deformed/defective.

Hanky Skirt
 

Ahh, no. Mullets are a definite turn off for me. I'll see if the Red Sox are interested. They seem to be having a collective "Bad Hair" season so a mullet will fit right in.

Hanky Skirt
 

You spent way more time looking at that pic than I did. NTTAWWT.

Hanky Skirt
 

Hey, the poor guy just wants to get a handle on what I find attractive and modify himself accordingly, in case I ever come to Pittsburg and look him up. Cut him a break.

Hanky Skirt
 

I think he lives in NYC, so just drive south a bit.

My brother likes to point out that, in a failed attempt to do him in, I poked him in the eye with a toothpick when he was six weeks old. I was 20 months old. I didn't poke the eye out, but my mother said there was a lot of blood. And screaming, though I think some of the screaming was hers.

After the incident (though it's unclear how soon after, as my brother's ability to vocalize nuances at that point was fairly limited), his vision was fine.

Hanky Skirt
 

No.
Dammit. Pic doesn't work.linkage

Hanky Skirt
 

Hey, I know Pittsburg and Philadelphia both start with a "P",but...

Fuck Ty, most of the ones you don't get are movie references. You don't ever recognize Godfather quotes. But rather than fight, lets see if we can agree on something.

Would you agree that you always understand nfh's posts? Of course, I mean this limited as to the substance.

bongorama
 

Speaking of Philly - Tommy Chong was on Leno the other night - and surprise appearance by Cheech. It was great. Tommy spent 9 months in prison for shipping a bong to Philly? He said when the DEA came to the house at 5 in the morning with flashlights - he said "if you're looking for the lightswitch, it's over there, man." He also said that only 2 states prosecute for shipping a bong over state lines and that Philly was one of them. He had shipped the bong to a DEA run head shop (don't go shopping there).
Leno said that only in America can you get 9 months for shipping a bong and no time for killing your wife.

And my family wonders why I am so fucked up. Not Nick alone sent me to the ER for stiches on my head at least five times that I can think of as I type this -- the baseball bat "accident" during Little League practice; the shove into the electric slot-car track after I had the audacity to beat him in a race; the shove down the stairs when I broke his red Rock'em Sock'em robot (ok, he gets mitigating factors on that one); the fall from the tree he told me to me to climb in a neighborhood game of hide and seek; and, of course, the infamous "attempted swirly" incident.

RT, call your brother and apologize. He'll appreciate it -- even if he doesn't believe it.

What's not to get? I don't speak in code and movie references like some people. And why are we back on me again? And isn't it bad enough that you've taken the sight of one of the hive? Are you trying to destroy the collective?

I have returned from the dock whore and my voice recognition program is supposedly working lust mine. The dock whore insures me that my eyes will heel in a cup hold of weeks cents the sharp needle I stuck threw my eye pierced the cornea but did not damage any of the rods and cones on the beck of my I. Apparently, the cornea is the fastest healing port on the human bod he.

I bet you learned this from the rude fats.

bongorama
 

How stoned is he that he thinks Philly is State?

bongorama
 

OK, he shipped to bong to Philly, Penn has the policy. I'm stoned OK? Plus he said he had drugs in the house but the DEA couldn't find it and didn't really bother to look. Odd.

I totally LOVE how the fake voice recognition program changed "doctor" into "dock whore"!!! Imagine if that happened in real life on a document you had to send to somebody important, like a brief about a medical practice issue. LOL!

Hanky Skirt
 

Thanks so much for sharing. No, really.

Oh. After I read the first sentence, I thought you were talking about "twosies" (a.k.a. poo) -- or as mr.dtb likes to refer to it, Akin Gump (because it sounds like "Takin' Dump" -- he's such a renaissance man...) -- but, alas, it was just onesies. So, not as bad as originally it appeared, but, still, it's hard to erase the image. So, again... thanks.

maybe Less wrote the voice recognition software.