American Idol is baaaack.
 

Whose fluffernutter?

BTW Coltrane, it was not a matter of grammar, but of history
 

And RP, love, for you I would put down my tumbler of vodka, so as not to spill any on the sheets.

Baby, you could spill that vodka on me
 

In my fantasies, when I go through the process of working through and putting aside less than fantastic facts (I do this quickly) so that I can get to the hot part unfettered by practical anxieties that could get in the way of the orgasms (I do this slowly), I like to pretend that you are only a Republican because you are rich and don't want to share. Your money, that is.

American Idol is baaaack.
 

I'd rather be at that party instead of the one where one of my friends gets into a fight with some psycho (with crazy friends outside, who-knows-where?) because he thought he might talk to his girlfriend at some point in the evening, pisses off all our friends so that we're alone and then pays the tab of only the richest people in the bar.

TM

American Idol is baaaack.
 

I read this three times and am still confused. I apparently hit better parties than you do.

American Idol is baaaack.
 

You know, until you said that, I had no idear what slave was talking about. (Apropos of that, I still find it difficult to believe that you are a Republican.)

Speaking of kerry-o-key, when I am in my Satin Velour personae, I like to close my set with a Whitney-esque version of "Saving All My Love (for you)." The crowd always gives me a standing O at that point. Heh.

American Idol is baaaack.
 

I don't get the gf part. If he was a paranoid psycho who got in a fight with someone because someone he knew was a completely different person, but who looked kinda the same and was from sort of the same neighborhood as someone who had done him wrong, because he was high on being a tough guy and thought he could kick the ass of the look-alike but not the actual offender, I would have understood better.

Baby, you could spill that vodka on me
 

Of course, darling. Why else would I be a Republican?

Vibrators and R
 

Two things.

1.) The law says nothing about "novelty". It just says that you can't sell obscene devices, and lists dildoes and artificial vaginas as per se obscene devices. Everything else is up to interpretation. An obscene device is "designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs."

2.) I wish this case had gone ahead and been prosecuted so we could get a ruling once and for all on the harmful nature of vibrators to the good women of Texas. Damnit, I'm going to have to go out and get caught selling vibrators so I can be a test case.

Baby, you could spill that vodka on me
 

I find fucking selfish people unfun . . . unless I'm fucking myself.

Vibrators and R
 

I'm curious as to why they don't prosecute like goodvibes and stuff who send me such items with regularity.

Baby, you could spill that vodka on me
 

I'm not selfish. Just greedy.

Vibrators and R
 

They know how badly you need the release.

(swing and a ...)

Degrassi edited
 

Bitch, I own your town. Don't be tellin' me which corner I can work.

Baby, you could spill that vodka on me
 

There were a lot of "u"s in that post. It disturbed me. I'm over it now though.