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sebastian_dangerfield 05-13-2005 04:59 PM
It's all about the chunks
 
Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
She's 16. If she were to give me anything as a birthday present, I'd wonder what she'd done that I haven't caught her at yet.
16, eh? I know what she's doing. Want me to tell you?

Second thought, you know...

sebastian_dangerfield 05-13-2005 05:00 PM
Job opening
 
Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
3. How much allowance did you get at age two, Daddy Bigbucks?
None, which begs the question... what'd she do to afford that peanut butter?

SlaveNoMore 05-13-2005 05:01 PM
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Replaced_Texan
So Guy A saw Guy B last night and nearly beat the shit out of him.

Here's hoping that's the end of that.

Good. Hopefully, A and his friends now permanently blackball B from the social circle.

SlaveNoMore 05-13-2005 05:08 PM
yay
 
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sebastian_dangerfield
Why is Pearl Jam, with their schmaltzy shit, considered so good, yet STP, with a lot of great songs, considered the Grand Funk Railroad of grunge? They sound a lot alike, only STP sounds better, and not pretentious.
Lay off the drugs, man. They're turning your mind to mush.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 05-13-2005 05:14 PM
A question
 
If a woman is wearing a Hustler sweatshirt, is it safe to assume I can go ahead and stare at her tits? We can safely imply consent here, can't we?

Pretty Little Flower 05-13-2005 05:21 PM
A question
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
If a woman is wearing a Hustler sweatshirt, is it safe to assume I can go ahead and stare at her tits? We can safely imply consent here, can't we?
You can actually grab her tits. You can even probably get away with a little dry humping. Have at it, man!

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 05-13-2005 05:24 PM
A question
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
You can actually grab her tits. You can even probably get away with a little dry humping. Have at it, man!
Dry? Fuck, now you tell me.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 05-13-2005 05:25 PM
A question
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
If a woman is wearing a Hustler sweatshirt, is it safe to assume I can go ahead and stare at her tits? We can safely imply consent here, can't we?
What about if a stripper you saw the night before shows up (as a regular patron) at the bar you're at the next night? I can stare all I want and remind myself what she looked like naked, correct?

Hank Chinaski 05-13-2005 05:28 PM
A question
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
What about if a stripper you saw the night before shows up (as a regular patron) at the bar you're at the next night? I can stare all I want and remind myself what she looked like naked, correct?
Depends. Will you go over every third song and leave a $5 in front of her?

Gattigap 05-13-2005 05:39 PM
A question
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
If a woman is wearing a Hustler sweatshirt, is it safe to assume I can go ahead and stare at her tits? We can safely imply consent here, can't we?
Well, when in a T-shirt, the consensus seems to be "yes," so you're probably safe here.

You could also argue that you were simply trying to read it, and make out the "Hardcore Since '74" in small print.

lookingformarket 05-13-2005 05:41 PM
Job opening
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Oh, and socks in the summer are for actuarials.*

* Unless you're wearing a suit of course.
The word is actuaries, actuarials are reports and reports don't wear socks.













(Yes, I am going to go kill myself now for correcting a post about actuaries)

taxwonk 05-13-2005 05:41 PM
A question
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
If a woman is wearing a Hustler sweatshirt, is it safe to assume I can go ahead and stare at her tits? We can safely imply consent here, can't we?
I think her boyfriend would take offense and nearly beat the shit out of you if you didn't.

Hank Chinaski 05-13-2005 05:41 PM
Job opening
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I won't lie to you until I either (a) develop a dislike for you or (b) realize you're lying to me. Then I'll lie all the fucking time to you, about shit I don't even need to lie about.
How tall are you? I'm 6'11"

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 05-13-2005 05:42 PM
A question
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Gattigap
You could also argue that you were simply trying to read it, and make out the "Hardcore Since '74" in small print.
That part's in braile (sp?), right?

taxwonk 05-13-2005 05:42 PM
A question
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
What about if a stripper you saw the night before shows up (as a regular patron) at the bar you're at the next night? I can stare all I want and remind myself what she looked like naked, correct?
Shit, you're marrying her, remember? You can stare at her until you run out of singles.


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