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It's not up at the very tip top? Then I don't know what the fuck you did to your poor computer. Try to pick up the bar and drag it to the bottom of the screen.

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That wasn't a whiff. I was merely stating the obvious, not trying to make a joke out of it.

You, on the other hand, were trying to be funny, but foundering like a kiddie raft in a monsoon.

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First, for you to post that you are stating the obvious is redundant given the thousands of examples we have seen.

Second, you are no judge of humor, at least beyond the broad obvious type that you exhibit in the best of your posts.

I'm sorry, but sometimes being nice requires being frank. When you speak with confidence, as in your above post, you really exhibit the gaping stylistic hole in your entire body of work.

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You are being very helpful today. What is a moonbat?

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1) Stop fucking up your computer - it makes the IT guys crazy.
2) Tivo season's pass is not picking up BB6 on Saturdays for some reason and I missed it. After 14 hours in the greenhouse, Kaysar and Jennifer were the last 2. Kaysar struck a deal with her to save him and use 2 people from the friendship as pawns to vote out James. She lied and put up Janelle and Rachel - leaving Kaysar, Janelle and Rachel pissed and out for vengeance.

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Please come over for lunch someday. I am with you 100%

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Never mind.

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If you could just bring one over, that would be great. I'm STARVING.

I think I may go get a burger, though. I anticipate that you will not show anytime soon.

ETA I learned from babysitting to put some peanut butter on each piece of bread, and then put the jam in the middle. Mmmmmmmm.

ETATA the bacon is not mandatory.

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No. You put the PB on your balls and call the dog.

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whoever is the first to get the dog to lick them to completion will win the next purity test. unless someone new came to the table with the "committed bestiality" box already checked:(

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You should put some Apricot preserves on your balls and call the fringey.

eta: or maybe some bacon.

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Defense didn't look so good last night.

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The kind that David Cross addresses thusly:

"Dude. I have this thing? Called 'self-control'? And I use it?"

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Thank you for your insight, Frank.