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Not Me 08-03-2004 09:12 PM
touchy feely tigger
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
The Disney charecters don't have hands (except for the Princesses-). They have those big stuffed paws that look real, but are useless as a hand. There would be no feel to the guy rubbing the girl. He's innocent.
This is just some contingency fee bottom dwellers attempt to extort money from Disney. They think that Disney will pay to avoid bad press.

Fugee 08-03-2004 09:24 PM
Tubing and Booze
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Speaking of hot summers, I heard a terrible rumor that alcohol is no longer allowed on the Guadalupe River. Can anyone who has been toobing lately confirm or deny?

ETA: this random website says that it's still legal. http://www.river-fun.com/
A word of warning: do not tie the "leash" to the booze cooler tube to your ankle.
Quote:
Rope around deputy's ankle led to drowning while tubing
Jill Burcum, Star Tribune
July 23, 2004 DROWN0723
A Chisago County deputy tubing down the St. Croix River drowned Wednesday after a rope lashed to his ankle and another inner tube became entangled in river debris and pulled him under in the heavy current.

Authorities in Polk County, Wis., said that Ronald Butcher, 39, of rural Shafer, Minn., was on an air mattress and used a 15- to 20-foot-long rope to tow an inner tube holding a cooler. He was spending the day on the river with his wife and 13-year-old son.

Two adults floating nearby were not able to rescue Butcher because of the heavy current, authorities said. Nearby boaters called 911. Osceola emergency workers arrived in about five minutes and pulled Butcher from the water.

Replaced_Texan 08-03-2004 10:54 PM
touchy feely tigger
 
Quote:
Originally posted by LessinSF
It gets weirder. Disney has suugested that the Tigger costume be dyed black or white and its ears be removed when in court to protect the image.

Moreover, the defendant's lawyer has also played Tigger at Disney, and works part-time as a costumed character at the theme park. He said he reached out to Chartrand because he thought he was uniquely qualified to defend him. (By playing Tigger I assume, not for being a part-time puppet/part-time attorney)

Prosecutors hope to use as evidence about 200 photographs of tourists posing with Tigger and other characters. But the defense claims there's no way to prove Chartrand was in all the photos.

The defense also expects jurors to take the costume with them during deliberations where they can handle it and put on the mask and gloves, by which they might realize how difficult it would be to grope a young girl.

http://www.ledger-enquirer.com/mld/l...on/9296014.htm
A friend of mine was groped by Frontier Goofy at Disney Land a few years back. The picture was hysterical. She was more amused than upset by it.

tmdiva 08-03-2004 11:51 PM
Book rec
 
You don't have to be a parent to appreciate this one:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/08...1.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Came across it at the library with Magnus today, and it made me laugh out loud several times.

tm

Atticus Grinch 08-04-2004 01:51 AM
touchy feely tigger
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
A friend of mine was groped by Frontier Goofy at Disney Land a few years back.
Is this some kind of pet name for Less?

Fugee 08-04-2004 02:05 AM
touchy feely tigger
 
Quote:
Originally posted by LessinSF
Enough - off for the best night of TV of the week. Two hours of poker, Last Comic Standing, Big Brother, Amazing Race, Outback Jack, and Trading Spouses.
BB5: I can't believe how poorly Diane played the veto competition. Even the little kids in the Fugee Family know that if you can't make sure you win, then make sure who loses. Maybe you have to grow up playing croquet as a blood sport to learn that rule.

Outback Jack: Natalie is my favorite "bachlorette" ever. I watch just to see what she's going to say next.

Amazing Race: They have auditions here next week for AR7. Any of the Minnesota Mafia want to go with me? Lester -- I could tell them I'd be partners with my imaginary internet playmate who despises everything I believe.

NotFromHere 08-04-2004 03:13 AM
touchy feely tigger
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Fugee
BB5: I can't believe how poorly Diane played the veto competition. Even the little kids in the Fugee Family know that if you can't make sure you win, then make sure who loses. Maybe you have to grow up playing croquet as a blood sport to learn that rule.
Not only that, but then when the 4 horsemen tried to make a deal with her to not vote her out next week, she not only walked away from it, but threw it back in their faces. How DID she get through college?

spoiler

space

In the end, she put up Marvin which I guess she could say she was making the deal behind everyone's back, or that she really didn't want Scott to go. Either way, if she really wanted Scott to go, she would have put up Drew, knowing that no one in that house would EVER vote him out. Even though he spent way too much time with the old Republican in the house.

pony_trekker 08-04-2004 11:02 AM
touchy feely tigger
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Anne Elk
I was having a great time until Chip and Dale decided to tickle me. They finally stopped when I peed (how many e's?) in my pants.
If we tickle you now, will you pee?

Pretty Little Flower 08-04-2004 11:14 AM
touchy feely tigger
 
Quote:
Originally posted by pony_trekker
If we tickle you now, will you pee?
If you tickle me, my pants will get wet.

Hank Chinaski 08-04-2004 11:33 AM
touchy feely tigger
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Not only that, but then when the 4 horsemen tried to make a deal with her to not vote her out next week, she not only walked away from it, but threw it back in their faces. How DID she get through college?

spoiler

space

In the end, she put up Marvin which I guess she could say she was making the deal behind everyone's back, or that she really didn't want Scott to go. Either way, if she really wanted Scott to go, she would have put up Drew, knowing that no one in that house would EVER vote him out. Even though he spent way too much time with the old Republican in the house.
When your posts are proof-read by CNN editors they're more coherent.

Re. reality shows- I caught this "you want to marry my dad." I haven't watched many of the other reality shows, but this is near bottom as to sleaze, right? I mean in a good way.

The camera pans are perfect. The guy has 3 big-boobed daughters. They're are constantly sitting in a group being interviewed about the contestants and who is best for good old dad. But every interview, the 3 are positioned at different vertical positions. The lowest one's head aligned with the next's tits, and the next the same. So the camera pans from head, slow to boobies, holds, then moves to the next head, then acroos boobs to 3rd head. Meanwhile the subject is the sweet romantic dreams of daddy. The overall absurdity of a rich good-looking guy letting his daughters pick his wife only adds to the real T&A story.

ThurgreedMarshall 08-04-2004 11:38 AM
touchy feely tigger
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
A friend of mine was groped by Frontier Goofy at Disney Land a few years back. The picture was hysterical. She was more amused than upset by it.
Maybe he thought your friend suffered from acute toonophilia or was a confused plushie. If she didn't object, I'm sure she has some latent furry feelings she hasn't come to terms with. She should look into attending a Furry Con.

http://www.tigerden.com/infopage/furry/lifestyle.txt

(Anyone see that MTV documentary on the furries? That was some weird shit, man.)

http://www.faradawn.demon.co.uk/articles/mariec.htm

http://www.faradawn.demon.co.uk/articles/fur1.jpg

http://www.faradawn.demon.co.uk/articles/fur4.jpg

http://www.faradawn.demon.co.uk/articles/fur6.jpg

Take heart, Hank. There's someone for everyone.

Spree: I guess it depends on your definition of 'inappropriate,' but there are clearly no skin pics on any of those links.

TM

Hank Chinaski 08-04-2004 11:48 AM
touchy feely tigger
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Take heart, Hank. There's someone for everyone.
TM
I wish. You pointed out I lack the discipline to stay in character, so I don't think this is the answer.

In fact the only thing I have in common with these people is this confession, which I could also make:

'I experimented with licking myself with my tongue until I found that my hair got stuck in my teeth'

ltl/fb 08-04-2004 12:09 PM
touchy feely tigger
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I wish. You pointed out I lack the discipline to stay in character, so I don't think this is the answer.

In fact the only thing I have in common with these people is this confession, which I could also make:

'I experimented with licking myself with my tongue until I found that my hair got stuck in my teeth'
I would think that hairballs would just increase their feelings of oneness with the animal world.

Hack, hack.

Montecore 08-04-2004 12:33 PM
touchy feely tigger
 
Quote:
Originally posted by LessinSF
It gets weirder. Disney has suugested that the Tigger costume be dyed black or white and its ears be removed when in court to protect the image.
Racist fucks.

Aloha Mr. Learned Hand 08-04-2004 12:34 PM
If the Spinster's Home isn't taking donations...
 
The Chicago Tribune print edition today had a profile of a charter school here that would be the perfect charitable cause for the board -- should we decide to donate to something other than ourselves...

The Namaste School.

ThurgreedMarshall 08-04-2004 12:36 PM
Good luck, anna nicole
 
China to hold fake beauty pageant

A contest will be held in October among women who have undergone cosmetic surgery, according to state media. [Natural beauties will not be eligible.]

It will be open to any woman who can prove her beauty is man-made.

Plastic surgeons around the world are being given the chance to show off their talents, in a new artificial beauty pageant in China.

China recently lifted a 54-year ban on beauty pageants, which the authorities used to see as bourgeois and decadent.

But the explosion of economic growth and the loosening of social controls of the past few years has led to a growing preoccupation with how people look.

You think this woman has a shot?

http://russian-women-marriage.com/im...ic-surgery.jpg

TM

greatwhitenorthchick 08-04-2004 12:44 PM
tiger books
 
I know this is kind of passe, but speaking of tigers, I am reading Life of Pi again (I read about 5 pages a year or so ago and then stopped). I'm almost done. It's awesome. I actually look forward to my subway ride so I can read it. Would highly recommend.

NotFromHere 08-04-2004 12:48 PM
touchy feely tigger
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
When your posts are proof-read by CNN editors they're more coherent.

Re. reality shows- I caught this "you want to marry my dad." I haven't watched many of the other reality shows, but this is near bottom as to sleaze, right? I mean in a good way.

The camera pans are perfect. The guy has 3 big-boobed daughters. They're are constantly sitting in a group being interviewed about the contestants and who is best for good old dad. But every interview, the 3 are positioned at different vertical positions. The lowest one's head aligned with the next's tits, and the next the same. So the camera pans from head, slow to boobies, holds, then moves to the next head, then acroos boobs to 3rd head. Meanwhile the subject is the sweet romantic dreams of daddy. The overall absurdity of a rich good-looking guy letting his daughters pick his wife only adds to the real T&A story.
Ooh. Smackdown. You really showed me.

Piker.

Anyway, having not obsessed over the daughters' boobs like you, you perv, I did notice dad had a real bad case of the hair plugs. Maybe that's why he can't get his own date.

NotFromHere 08-04-2004 12:51 PM
MKL
 
In other more important news, Mary Kay LeTourneau was released from prison today. She hasn't said whether she'll try to resume her "relationship" with her former 12 yo lover, Vili - who is now 21 and should know better, but I have my doubts.

I can't believe it's been 7 years already. Those poor kids. So Mommy, where was I born? In prison, honey. So it's OK to have sex when you're 12? Sure honey, your daddy did.

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Co...40804.275w.jpg

Mary Kay the child molester

Better article with chronology
This explains so much - He and his mother, Soona, received approximately $200,000 from various tabloid, book and movie deals, including a book published in France. But the money was spent on elaborate parties, trips and hotels.

Fualaau's father has spent much of his life in prison and has 18 children by five women.


Replaced_Texan 08-04-2004 12:54 PM
tiger books
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I know this is kind of passe, but speaking of tigers, I am reading Life of Pi again (I read about 5 pages a year or so ago and then stopped). I'm almost done. It's awesome. I actually look forward to my subway ride so I can read it. Would highly recommend.
I read it last summer while I was on vacation, and my travelling companion ended up snatching the book from me the second I finished because I'd raved so much about it.

taxwonk 08-04-2004 01:18 PM
Wiener dogs
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
How does the wiener dog fit in?
With a LOT of lubrication. Or, in fringey's case, with room to spare.

Dave 08-04-2004 01:20 PM
the Mary Kay lady
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Co...40804.275w.jpg
You know, considering that she just spent seven years in the big house, is in her 40s and has had six kids (i think), she doesn't look bad. Cougar material?

taxwonk 08-04-2004 01:25 PM
the Mary Kay lady
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Dave
You know, considering that she just spent seven years in the big house, is in her 40s and has had six kids (i think), she doesn't look bad. Cougar material?
I think in some circles the seven years in the Big House would be counted as a plus. It'll be a looooong time before her first "headache"

ltl/fb 08-04-2004 01:27 PM
Wiener dogs
 
Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
With a LOT of lubrication. Or, in fringey's case, with room to spare.
Such a conundrum that I am hugely fat, yet the fat does not make me tight.

NotFromHere 08-04-2004 01:31 PM
the Mary Kay lady
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Dave
You know, considering that she just spent seven years in the big house, is in her 40s and has had six kids (i think), she doesn't look bad. Cougar material?
Sure. If you like psychos. Or the bipolars or whatever her real issues are with adults.
Sure - go for it. Let us know how it works out. She has a no contact order for the boyfriend, so I'm sure she'll be looking for fresh meat. You 12?

Shape Shifter 08-04-2004 01:38 PM
the Mary Kay lady
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Sure. If you like psychos. Or the bipolars or whatever her real issues are with adults.
Sure - go for it. Let us know how it works out. She has a no contact order for the boyfriend, so I'm sure she'll be looking for fresh meat. You 12?
I am youngish looking and I'm sure my cock compares favorably to most 12-year-olds'. I'll give it a shot. Besides, crazy chicks tend to be good in bed. I'll never forget the 3-way with the multiple personality hottie, though it kept switching between MFF/MMF.

NotFromHere 08-04-2004 01:50 PM
Orangutan Boxing.
 
Animal park under fire for orangutan boxing

Do you teach them, or do they know how to box?

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Co..._6a.vlarge.jpg

“The monkey boxing shows have been ordered to stop because they are evidence in the lawsuit.”

Monkey boxing

Flinty_McFlint 08-04-2004 02:12 PM
Orangutan Boxing.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Animal park under fire for orangutan boxing

Do you teach them, or do they know how to box?

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Co..._6a.vlarge.jpg

“The monkey boxing shows have been ordered to stop because they are evidence in the lawsuit.”

Monkey boxing
The Man is always trying to keep us down. They would have us on display in cages, dance like fools or appear in Clint Eastwood movies, rather than allow us to engage in the sweet science.

spookyfish 08-04-2004 02:22 PM
the Mary Kay lady
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I'll never forget the 3-way with the multiple personality hottie, though it kept switching between MFF/MMF.
Are you sure that wasn't more than a 3-way?

greatwhitenorthchick 08-04-2004 02:26 PM
the Mary Kay lady
 
Quote:
Originally posted by spookyfish
Are you sure that wasn't more than a 3-way?
Maybe it was just a one-way.

(shifter has not yet exhibited any multiple-personality traits, but you never know).

Atticus Grinch 08-04-2004 02:39 PM
Secret Chimp.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
The Man is always trying to keep us down. They would have us on display in cages, dance like fools or appear in Clint Eastwood movies, rather than allow us to engage in the sweet science.
We allowed you to run our intelligence services for years. Show some fuckin' gratitude.

Flinty_McFlint 08-04-2004 02:46 PM
Secret Chimp.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
We allowed you to run our intelligence services for years. Show some fuckin' gratitude.
Okay buddy, that's it. I'm going to dig up your Blockbuster rentals for the last 5 years and post them for the world to see.

Honestly, AG, Glitter and Honey? You are one sucker for punishment. And you're about as "street" as Charles Nelson Reilly channeling Rip Taylor.

Shape Shifter 08-04-2004 03:28 PM
the Mary Kay lady
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Maybe it was just a one-way.

(shifter has not yet exhibited any multiple-personality traits, but you never know).
We try to keep that under control.

ThurgreedMarshall 08-04-2004 05:31 PM
the Mary Kay lady
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
We try to keep that under control.
Are you controlling post output as well?

TM

paigowprincess 08-04-2004 05:48 PM
bb5
 
has there been any posting on this yet?

spoiler














why would the 2 Slaves and Dumb and Dumber think that putting Marvin up is gonna keep Scott safe? You still only hae three votes for Marvin, right? Am I miscounting?

Replaced_Texan 08-04-2004 05:55 PM
the Mary Kay lady
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Are you controlling post output as well?

TM
He's saving up.

barely_legal 08-04-2004 06:00 PM
bb5
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
has there been any posting on this yet?

spoiler














why would the 2 Slaves and Dumb and Dumber think that putting Marvin up is gonna keep Scott safe? You still only hae three votes for Marvin, right? Am I miscounting?
Kind of spoiler-ish, but not really:

They think that everybody in the house hates Marvin b/c he is so crude and always touching on the women and that everybody looooves Scott (b/c he is so damn nice and sweet and hot) so the 4 asses honestly believe that the "pussy power" alliance (as the girls' alliance has christened itself) will vote to evict Marvin.

Shape Shifter 08-04-2004 06:23 PM
the Mary Kay lady
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
He's saving up.
ACL is right around the corner. I'm all about presentation.

baltassoc 08-04-2004 06:25 PM
Fats
 
I feel a little bad about bringing this back up, but it's slow over here, and about due:

I sitting here looking out the window as the non-lawyers from the company downstairs have been streaming out of the building for the last 20 minutes, and I have an observation.

If you are so fat that when you sit in your car/minivan/SUV, the vehicle visibly tilts to the driver's side, you need to stop fucking eating.

That is all.

ETA: As I reread, I can see my post might be interpretted to imply that lawyers aren't fat. This is not the case. Lawyers don't leave the office at 5. Apparently insurance professionals do. And so the parking lot is now almost completely empty except for the smattering of obligatory BMW 5 Series. No way an attorney in my office budges before 6.

Hank Chinaski 08-04-2004 06:30 PM
Fats
 
Quote:
Originally posted by baltassoc
I feel a little bad about bringing this back up, but it's slow over here, and about due:

I sitting here looking out the window as the non-lawyers from the company downstairs have been streaming out of the building for the last 20 minutes, and I have an observation.

If you are so fat that when you sit in your car/minivan/SUV, the vehicle visibly tilts to the driver's side, you need to stop fucking eating.

That is all.
you don't know from fat. Go here http://www.naafa.org/ starting tomorrow to see photos from the convention.


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