This could be you
 

Special teams looked worse.

Are you really trying to taunt me with pre-season? I mean, the Browns and the 49's won this week. Do you think that means something?

Confidential to Fringey
 

Please keep posting, my toddler likes your avatar and has added sound to it. "Maaw! Maaw!"

Wonk's has confused the hell out of him, though, and he keeps asking "dog?"

This could be you
 

I know it's only pre-season, but to answer Hank Jrs. question, I am ready for some football.

Confidential to Fringey
 

If Wonk confuses him already, imagine how bad it be once he can read.

This could be you
 

I am too. I'm just not sure what we've seen in the last 10 days qualifies.

Confidential to Fringey
 

It be much badder once he learns to read your posts, Hank.

Confidential to Fringey
 

I feel badly that I started this string of posts criticizing Hank. I am definitely wearing cranky pants today.

Hank, I'm sorry, it's just that the inconsistent capitalization and punctuation, and the internal discord between your subjects, pronouns, and verbs, makes me weary. Each of your posts is like a PB microcosm.

If I were to have a signature line
 

This is what it would be:

"the comments generated on this board [are] mostly inspired by jealousy, stupidity, pathetic attempts at humor, or all of the above"

Perfect!!

This could be you
 

It means that Tim Rattay is not going to let some punk-ass rookie from Utah take his job.

Or that the Raiders still suck at the defense thing.

Confidential to Fringey
 

Being "accesible" has never been my goal. And I simply cannot spend time to proof my posts. That is a sign of vanity.

If I were in a rock band I would strive for mass appeal and would be happy to sell out- but there would be money at issue there. Since there is no money here I'm happy that a certain percentage of my posts are understood by only a select few. Of course, the happiest people are those select few as they are exposed to gold.

If I were to have a signature line
 

Truncated, I think it would make an excellent board motto.

If I were to have a signature line
 

That is essentially my firm's internal mission statement for the generation of its work product. I believe we would sue.

Confidential to Fringey
 

"Select few" is a good euphemism.

Confidential to Fringey
 

Budweiser or Miller is the best selling beer in the US, yet Pilsner Urquell tastes better. Perhaps you are a Falstaff drinker?

Confidential to Fringey
 

I notice that your capitalization and punctuation have improved over the last few posts. You are becoming vain and pandering to the masses. Shame, shame.