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Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 07-20-2004 06:40 PM

Think you have it rough?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Not to be a total geography timmy, but Australia is a long way away from the UK.
The sun never sets on the Commonwealth, though.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 07-20-2004 06:43 PM

Pimps like to wear 'em when they kick them whores.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Apparently, GoreTex is more versatile and powerful than even Mix-a-lot had foreseen.
Although Sir probably prefers the qualities of Gore-Tex that keep things from getting too moist, his true preference was likely for Spandex. Oooh, rubber smooth skin.

dtb 07-20-2004 06:47 PM

Think you have it rough?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
"It was touch and go at times and I shed plenty of tears. She's had some good luck. The doctor's say her heart is perfect despite being outside her body when born."

This from the site that pointed out the trend whereby apostrophes are being misused with increasing frequency.

Oh TM, you make me so proud! [Dabbing at tears with crumpled tissue.]

LessinSF 07-20-2004 06:55 PM

Oscar Goodman Da Man!
 
From the New York Post-

"July 19, 2004 -- If Las Vegas' mayor has his way, The Strip may soon be truer to its name. Mayor Oscar Goodman told Time magazine, "It's just a matter of when" casinos will be able to open strip clubs. The gambling palaces are negotiating with the gaming commission to get permission to add lap dances to the menu.

But as part of his effort to reverse the city's move toward respectability, Goodman, a former defense attorney for accused mobsters, wants to go a step further.

Prostitution should be legal in the casinos, too, he tells Time.

Goodman faces resistance from the more conservative gaming-control board which recently forced the Hard Rock Café to remove a billboard with a naked woman lying on a blackjack table."

http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/27481.htm

ThurgreedMarshall 07-20-2004 06:57 PM

Think you have it rough?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by dtb
Oh TM, you make me so proud! [Dabbing at tears with crumpled tissue.]
Why? My penis is totally flopping around right now.

TM

SlaveNoMore 07-20-2004 06:59 PM

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Quote:

Tyrone Slothrop
Who knew they were trying to breed Republicans now?

(I know, I know.)
As I'm sure it was bleeding, I highly doubt it.

LessinSF 07-20-2004 07:00 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Why? My penis is totally flopping around right now.

TM
I guess that means you didn't qualify for American Idol.

ltl/fb 07-20-2004 07:02 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Why? My penis is totally flopping around right now.

TM
It's good to know she drained you fully, even if she didn't swallow (as evidenced by the tissue).

ThurgreedMarshall 07-20-2004 07:16 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by LessinSF
I guess that means you didn't qualify for American Idol.
Are you saying Simon was lying about the private audition he offered me?

TM

greatwhitenorthchick 07-20-2004 07:22 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
As I'm sure it was bleeding, I highly doubt it.
Fuck. I was going to make this joke, and then I got caught up in thinking about whether it would really be bleeding, or maybe just covered in blood. So I thought myself out of it. It worked well for you.

Sidd Finch 07-20-2004 07:24 PM

Oscar Goodman Da Man!
 
Quote:

Originally posted by LessinSF
Goodman faces resistance from the more conservative gaming-control board which recently forced the Hard Rock Café to remove a billboard with a naked woman lying on a blackjack table."
Sounds like if Goodman has his way that won't just be a billboard.

(um, excuse me miss, but you're bending my cards)

LessinSF 07-20-2004 07:24 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Are you saying Simon was lying about the private audition he offered me?

TM
I'm saying Gwinky is glad you didn't get on TV.

the Spartan 07-20-2004 08:16 PM

It's a matter of grammar created by the FB, so we're both right.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I would fuck any (hot) girl of different political persuasions. I would just fuck her differently.
Political orientation would have no relation to whom I did or did not sex up (or down, atcmb) and further, my political orientation would be open to faux change if it meant desirable (and/or available,atcmb) sex, i.e. I'd claim to be a commie al Qaeda sympathizer if it could score me a little catnip, iykwim, no offence.

greatwhitenorthchick 07-20-2004 08:32 PM

Think you have it rough?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by LessinSF
I'm saying Gwinky is glad you didn't get on TV.
For the record, I'm crushed.

Aloha Mr. Learned Hand 07-20-2004 08:37 PM

Degrassi edited
 
Quote:

Originally posted by taxwonk
Bitch, I own your town. Don't be tellin' me which corner I can work.
Mr. Mayor?


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