Fats
 

Back to planes, does anyone use those neck pillows on long flights? I can never sleep on planes.

Sebby, are you the guy who gets angry when the handicapped person gets on the bus? The buses in Chicago lower and then extend a platform to board the wheelchair-bound person, and then three bus seats are folded up (usually causing three people to get up) so the chair can latch onto a handicapped-specific area. The process usually takes about three minutes. And it pisses my friend off to no end b/c it takes so goddamn long and b/c "wheelchair-bound people already have wheels". He is a Republican.

Fats
 

What is his ethnicity? Should we know that too, in addition to his political affiliation?

Fats
 

So when you make a reservation, you want it to say "No breakfast/lunch/dinner/snack is served on this flight"? That's just fucked up, sebby.

As penance, you are sentenced to pity-fuck a fat chick.

Fats
 

That part was a joke. Well, it's fact, but it was meant as a joke.

Fats
 

Speaking of, I caught part of the Ali G show last night. Borat leading the patrons of a Phoenix C&W bar in a rousing singalong version of "Throw The Jew Down The Well" was one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time.

Fats
 

How about BLT Krispy Kremes, replacing the mayo with that sweet cream.

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Link, until they fix it.

Fats
 

Funny the idiot dittohead social darwinist republicans seem to tacitly advocate this "survival-of-the-fittest-let-the-handicapped-die" gospel. However, they suddently become uncomfortable when I point out that I can kick Rush Limbaugh's fat ass and take his fucking money AND dope.

Fats
 

I tried one for sleeping on an international flight. I found it to be of little benefit. Others in my family, though, raved about them, so it must be my melon head that caused the problem.

Fats
 

The only way I can sleep is if I get a bed (i.e. fly BA business/first class). If you get a bed, it's awesome. You will sleep. No way I can sleep in regular seat.

Fats
 

Read the page numbskull. They think its unhealthy to diet. And they aren't up to risking trying new things. They want pizza, dbl cheese, chinese foods goes over too.

My wife said there was basically a shuttle pizza delivery van in front constantly. Other deliveries were constant also.

But you want to hear gross? At the pool there was a thong fad. There is a hanger-on group called "FA's" (fat admirers) which is skinny guys who like the obese. They lay on lounges groping their dream girls in thongs.

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That could have been you, Atticus.

oops, it said "making." nevermind.

Fats
 

"I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! Aye, now that was offsides, now wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow."

Fats
 

Is the technical term for that hoggin' , or am i just messed up from the horrid picture you just placed in my mind?

ETA: Oh comma the humanity

Fats
 

Head! Pants! Now!

TM

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I believe that several of the players in the photo have, in addition to taking game-winning shits, been know to shit in Atticus's bed on occassion.

Fats
 

Translation: It ought to say, 'no feedbag. Bring your own, tubby'.

Fats
 

Read the post shit-for-brains. I SAID PIZZA.

Fats
 

Some of us can't sleep on planes regardless. I had one of those business class, sleeper seats - the full lay down action with a real pillow on a flight to London. Even with 10 or 12 glasses of champagne, I couldn't get to sleep. I think I watched 2 or 3 different movies and played Blackjack while everyone else was sleeping.

Fats
 

Can you sleep on 10 to 12 glasses of Champagne in a real bed?

Fats
 

Depends on if the glasses are crystal.

I mean yes. On half that.

Fats
 

Yeah, sleep comes easier the more you have. :rolleyes:

Fats
 

Liquid cocaine when consumed quickly. At least for me.

Fats
 

You do know that alcohol disrupts the sleep cycle, so that having twice as much champagne as would normally induce you to sleep is not necessarily more effective, right?

ETA: This is the same point as burger's, in case you miss it.

Fats
 

I can fall asleep anywhere, anytime, anyday. But this too can become a problem. Particularly during deal negotiations.

Fats
 

Over a 10 hour flight, I should easily have fallen asleep at least once. Especially after that 4th or 5th glass. And the stupid movies I was watching.

But no. I can't sleep in a plane, in a car, bus, train - nothing. Can't do it. It's the moving, I think. I can't sleep if I'm moving.

Fats
 

Twice.

Dumbs
 

Wouldn't it be funny if that were your karma for perpetuating fat joke threads? Hahahahahahaha!!!

Fats
 

me too, but only the good stuff. quite a rush.

Fats
 

Agreed. It's the quickest hitter of wines, too, apparently because of the bubbles. Mix in altitude, and notfromhere had about a case of Champagne. The Continental will be coming by her house soon.

Fats
 

Easy now. She's probably not getting enough sleep.

Fats
 

He's lying. He claims to drink a bottle of wine most nights. Anyone who drinks regularly isn't going to drink 5 or 6 champagnes, let alone 12. How can you possibly drink 12 glasses of that shit. Expect to be lively the next day?

Ever here Richard Lewis's AA confession on Stern?

Fats
 

Not for me. Makes me sneeze.

Fats
 

what about if you drink it?

Fats
 

Oh. I never feel sleepy from champagne, but that may be because of the cocaine I do with it.

Sloppy seconds on the Bachelor
 

Here's quality entertaiment:

Watch a bachelor retread try to find her own new love in the same manner that failed her ex-boyfriend.

Jen (Andrew Firestone's ex) is next bachelorette

JFC, can ABC get any worse?

Fats
 

You and NFH are like Socrates and Plato in a backward universe.

Sloppy seconds on the Bachelor
 

I didn't watch it, but wasn't that the whole Trista thing - she got rejected and then became a bachelorette? I hate the term bachelorette. Why can't they just call it the spinster?

Sloppy seconds on the Bachelor
 

Copyright issues with The Paigow.

Why can't they just call it the Maiden?

Sloppy seconds on the Bachelor
 

Because that only applies to unmarried women over 30, and the advertisers would never buy time on a show like that, would they?