Holy Implants, Batman!
 

:sobbing:

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Where does oral sex fit in? And is there a Grand Slam or not? Ground Rule Double? Can you steal bases?

Holy Implants, Batman!
 

No, at least the low-end models.

Although the XK has something classic to it:

http://www.jaguarusa.com/us/en/vehic...28_214x452.jpg

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I don't know where oral sex fits in but I would guess its part of third base. THere is no rule that third base is limited to hands.

And I think stealing bases is tantamount to rape.

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And could somebody please explain the infield fly rule? Nothing worse than going for the next base when you're not supposed to, and having everybody scream their heads off, and then getting tagged.

Holy Implants, Batman!
 

Additionally, she was hot pre-TIT jop. Hotter, actually.

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That's what makes it so much sadder when the fugs do it. Poor things. Why they even try is beyond me.

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Too true. Reminds me of that episode of that MTV show where people get plastic surgery to look like a famous person (ncs- what is the name of this show?) and some girl got Ds to look like Britney.

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One of the prettiest cars on the road. Alas, its the "it" vehicle among portly golf dads who've fancied wearing US Open golf hats, loafers with shorts and the collars on their polo shirts turned upward...

since 1984.

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Grand slam's an anal creampie.

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I Want A Famous Face. Best was the one with the transvestite who wanted to look like JLo. There have been a couple with Britney impersonators who got implants, facial surgery to look like her. Not sure if they are now cutting back on the exercise and cutting out the Clearasil in order to keep up with Britney's trailerpark era.

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Correctest.

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There is no infield fly rule with men. I've never thrown anyone out. Hundreds of errors.

Sadly, many passed balls as well.

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What the hell?

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg....f0ws.oUk05Dg--
Why would someone DO that?

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Why geriatric? In my hood, all the S500s are pimped out something righteous. And not the geriatric pimps, the younguns.

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jackass?

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I know I know I know (thanks to being married to a baseball rules/strategy geek)!

When there is one out or no outs, runners on at least first and second (or bases loaded), and the batter hits a high popup that could be fielded by an infielder, the ump calls infield fly while the ball is still in the air. Whether or not the ball is actually caught, the batter is out and the runners do not advance.

I guess I could Google to check for sure--the only part I might have missed is the runners on. It might be that the bases have to be loaded.

tm

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And that's why you and I, unlike coltrane, have wrists strong enough to bowl 3 games.

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Yes, but how does that translate into sex? I'm guessing no intercourse is involved. Perhaps inability to maintain an erection?

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Its making the move from second to third and prematuring in your docksiders.

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I dunno--I'm in the camp that thinks baseball-sex analogies are fundamentally flawed. In all the formulations thus far presented, there's just too much between third base and home plate. Of course, I could be biased because of my many years as an experimental virgin.

tm

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As proven by his record on politics. What are you now, Hank, like 75-1?

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Well, if the only real rule about 2nd base is that you are clothed, and the only rule about third is that you are not as clothed, I think 2nd and 3rd cover your many years of experience.

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Held out for the diamond?

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How'd your pubes wind up on Bilmore's head?

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Is that Phil Spector?

He's probably going for the "whoo-eee I'm crazy" look.

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if you are implying anything other than he stole them, that is just disgusting and even lower than I would have expected out of you. Bitch.

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THis couldn't be a whiff, coudl it?

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Are there degrees of whiffing? What is the scale?

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No, of course not. But I would love to hear how Bilmore stole your pubes.

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I wish I knew. On the plus side, I am temporarily bare as a non-preemie baby's bottom.

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Not a complete whiff. I actually enjoy explanations of the rule, because I can never remember it during games, only during sex.

FYI, it's this that was the whiff:

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I think I like the teenage asian hooker comparison better.

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I didn't think it was a whiff--at least, I was aware that she might not really want to know. I was just excited to show off my baseball-fu.

tm

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You and me both.

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I will go with denuded teenage asian hooker. Because there could be hair, and bilmore (or his agent) really got it all.

I am now regretting that I did not claim that it was the T&A forest, and that my disco mitt is intact. Alas.

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So can the fielding team score a double play if someone with poor baseball fu runs when that someone is not supposed to, and is that why it's so bad, and why everybody getting so upset, even though we were winning by a mile?

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Yes.

tm

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Actually, no. You are the whiffer. I was playing along with your playing along with me. But thanks for playing!

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T&A forest? Oh, I don't think I want to know what the T part of this forest is. Reminds me of an ancient Savage Love column where a lesbian wrote in that her lover liked to braid her nipple hairs and it turned her off.