NYC in Rocktober?
 

Cut?

NYC in Rocktober?
 

Arnold fundraiser?

NYC in Rocktober?
 

I'm FoI, no?

NYC in Rocktober?
 

Are you asking me or asking me?

NYC in Rocktober?
 

I assume there is a Board answer and an IM answer.

NYC in Rocktober?
 

Yes and PM answer. And a smoke signal answer.

NYC in Rocktober?
 

Semaphore? Aldis Lamp?

NYC in Rocktober?
 

I liked this answer, but don't bother trying to explain it to Slave. He isn't a fan of environmental determinism.

http://www.exn.ca/news/images/1998/1...roglyphics.jpg

NYC in Rocktober?
 

One if by land, two if by sea.

NYC in Rocktober?
 

That looks like an intelligent design.

NYC in Rocktober?
 

I was gonna throw him a bone but he chewed up my shoes before I had a chnace.

NYC in Rocktober?
 

PLF 2001 would be stunned. He would sit back and think of what could be and what had actually happened to him, and he would weep for his future. Then he would pull himself back together and go on a long walk and think about what it means to be a moral being in this world, and what responsibilities he might owe others, including the responsibility to prevent the infliction of Flower 2005 on those others. And he would ponder inevitability.

Then, he would go and purchase the most expensive bottle of scotch in his local liquor store, and he would pour himself a glass, neat. And then another. And another. And he would think of the woman he loved. And the child(ren) that would never be. And he would think of the fun that he had experienced, and the regrets that came with it. And he would take a drink for the women he had hurt, and the friends he had neglected.

Then he would fill a bathtub with water as hot as he could stand it. He would get in, and take a sharp knife and flex his left arm, until the arteries and veins were bulging. He would dig the knife into his flesh along an artery and pull it up his arm, watching the impossibly red blood flow from the wound like it had finally escaped a lifetime of imprisonment. Then he would do the same to his right arm, and lie back.

He would grow woozy, and then be struck with a final pre-death clarity, understanding just how deeply his mother would grieve his death. And suddenly, he would want to take it all back, undo the cutting and the bleeding. But it would be too late. And he would sink unconscious into the bath waters.

PLF is freaking me out.
 

Last night I dreamed that I was in Str8's office and the two of us were attempting to make cappucinos with his in-office cappucino machine. And then Str8 said that he had something better than cappucinos and pulled from his desk drawer packets of something called "Samurai" which turned out to be a powdered beverage made of sake that fizzed when added to water.

PLF is freaking me out.
 

Did anyone famous walk by?

new polite way to turn down dates
 

http://www.arabnews.com/?page=1&sect...tegory=Kingdom

• Girl Rejects Marriage Proposal Over Porn
  Arab News
  
  AHSA, 23 August 2005 — A young girl found a unique way to turn down a marriage proposal, Okaz daily reported. The young woman put the groom to the test in front of his father and her father. The girl said that she would accept the marriage on the condition that his mobile phone was free of indecent photos. The groom was hesitant but in the end handed over his phone. She found enough indecent photos and video clips to easily reject the potential groom. The man tried to justify his position by saying they were not his photos, but she refused to listen to his excuses and turned his offer down.

NYC in Rocktober?
 

Apropos of this, I heard a concert advertisement on the radio yesterday featuring the all female tribute band "Lez Zeppelin". I have no idea how this idea comes off when executed, but in theory, it struck me as pretty clever.

NYC in Rocktober?
 

At least you know that it's not across the street, but down the highway.

NYC in Rocktober?
 

Not Bob of 2001 would have grieved, too. Even if PLF 2001 hated him officially.

Also, I would have hoped that PLF 2001 cleaned up his porn first. I'd hate to think of your mother (or Fugee of 2001) finding you dead in the bathtub, surrounded by your extensive collection of Pistil and Stamen Monthly.

NYC in Rocktober?
 

When I think how carefully you watched your diet and exercised all these years, I would have guessed a really rich dinner with organ meats and elaborate chocolates desserts would have been prebath, now that it wouldn't matter.

Would you play music? It sounds like about an hour process- what 2 CD's would you play?

I would play Grand Funk Railroad's e pluribus Funk first to easy me in. I think cutting would be timed for the start of the second disc. something by Melt Banana, probably, because that always helps me focus on making sure I wanted to go through with something.

NYC in Rocktober?
 

Get your own shtick, you uncreative bastard. I invented wishing I were dead rather than working...

NYC in Rocktober?
 

He actually drops down to doing Gilligan's Island posts a few years from now.

NYC in Rocktober?
 

I thought you invented eating magical excrement that would free you from ever having to work again. I didn't think you were in a total tailspin like PLF 2005.

Since we're staking out territory here, I invented drinking myself to death over a somewhat-longer-than-Nicholas-Cage-in-Leaving-Las-Vegas timeframe. Since I apparently have the liver of a 65-year old (according to some observers) I can't be too far away from the gentle kiss and sweet respite of large-scale organ failure.

"Full Figured"
 

Then I have big problems.

TM

Shoot me now.
 

Did you have the double finger-guns blazin'?

TM

Query
 

I am 31 and I do not recall that song at all. Then again, I tended to listen to all Menudo, all the time.

Shoot me now.
 

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Shoot me now.
 

I recommend that you incorporate this sage advice somewhere in your speech/best wishes message this weekend.

Shoot me now.
 

That would be a real "shocker".

I don't know why I'm so surprised
 

Had to happen sooner or later. (spree: article)

I don't know why I'm so surprised
 

Why are they wearing clothing? The females are wearing a lot more than fig leaves. They should just have long hair as in all those artworks of the Garden of Eden.

I don't know why I'm so surprised
 

B/c that bitch Eve had to go and eat the apple. Just like all bitches, she wanted what she couldn't have.

Propecia
 

Does anyone have any information about Propecia? Does it work?How nasty and common are the side effects? Am I a vain fool for even considering it? I won't wear a rug, or go with plugs, but I might try drugs.

I Don't Want To Be Bald! (my screen name activation email hasn't arrived)

Propecia
 

Yes.
Yes.
You will lose interest in sex.
No.

My advice. Take a quarter of a pill. Someone I know did that and his interest in sex returned and his hair loss slowed down. One pill is too much.

Propecia
 

I have an alternative suggestion: don't fight nature and shave your damned head. Seriously. Vanity is not worth a limp dick.

http://images.blogads.com/bnfsjdbcmp...humb?rev=rev_0

Well, there goes the illusion of subtext.

Where is Lawyer Princess these days, anyway?

I don't know why I'm so surprised
 

You just get more charming by the minute, don't you?

It's clear why the lay-dees fall right in line.

NYC in Rocktober?
 

I hate you.

Something I learned from SportsGuy's mailbag
 

"Did you know that the numbers that are the center of a mystery on Lost (4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42) are all numbers that have been retired by the New York Yankees? In order, Gehrig, Berra/Dickey, Munson, Whitey Ford, Mattingly and Jackie Robinson.
-- Jeff, Owasso, OK"

I don't know why I'm so surprised
 

You are not a bitch. You didn't make me sleep in the wet spot.

I don't know why I'm so surprised
 

QED